The Definitive Vocal Abnormalities Of Nirvana

By Jason Kocian & Shane Virone

BLEACH

Floyd The Barber
-- Tongue Click - 00:01
-- Air Kiss - 00:03
-- 2 Moans - 01:35

Love Buzz
-- Kurt Saying "Wah Wah" - 02:48-02:59

Paper Cuts
-- Lip Smack - 00:03

Swap Meet
-- Lip Smack - 00:05

NEVERMIND

Smells Like Teen Spirit
-- 2 Honks - 02:56

Come As You Are
-- Throat Clear - 00:14
-- Lip Smack - 00:42
-- Background Moan - 02:36

Polly
-- Lip Smack - 01:04
-- Lip Smack - 01:26
-- Lip Smack - 02:11
-- Lip Smack - 02:50
-- Paper Turning - 02:48

Territorial Pissings
-- Grunt - 00:22
-- Yelp - 01:10
-- Teeth Click - 02:23

Drain You
-- Inhalation - 02:10
-- Throat Clear - 02:13

Lounge Act
-- Moan - 00:00-00:08

INCESTICIDE

Dive
-- "Buzz" Mumbled - 00:15

Sliver
-- Sniffle - 00:01
-- Throat Clear - 00:04
-- Lip Smack - 00:05
-- Background Scream - 1:28-1:33
-- Background Scream - 1:34-1:36

Stain
-- Grunt - 00:41

Turnaround
-- Background Moan - 00:40

(New Wave) Polly
-- Lip Smack - 01:11

Mexican Seafood
-- Throat Clear - 01:21

Aero Zepplin
-- Throat Clear - 04:25
-- Throat Clear, Laugh - 04:36

Big Long Now
-- Lip Smack - 02:31

Aneurysm
-- Lip Smack - 02:22
-- Lip Smack - 02:24
-- Lip Smack - 02:29

IN UTERO

Serve The Servants
-- Throat Clear - 2:41

Heart-Shaped Box
-- Lip Smack - 0:29
-- Lip Smack - 0:41
-- Lip Smack - 3:32
-- Sniffle - 2:39
-- Inhalation - 4:18
-- 2 Fast Breaths - 4:22
-- Throat Clear - 4:29
-- Low Background aaah, extension of the "black" lyric - 3:39-3:42

Rape Me
-- Lip Smack - 0:10
-- Lip Smack - 0:16
-- Lip Smack - 0:23
-- Water Running - 02:38-02:44

Frances Farmer Will Have Here Revenge On Seattle
-- Faint Throat Clear In Left Speaker - 0:05

Milk It
-- Faint Throat Clear - 0:48
-- Laugh - 3:14

Pennyroyal Tea (Original Mix)
-- Throat Clear - 0:02

Radio Friendly Unit Shifter
-- Moan - 0:06

All Apologies
-- Lip Smack - 0:26
-- Lip Smack - 0:39
-- Lip Smack - 0:47
-- Lip Smack - 1:17
-- Lip Smack - 1:26
-- Lip Smack - 1:30
-- Lip Smack - 1:42
-- Bird Tweet (Kurt's intentional guitar noise to symbolize him flying away to a better place) - 0:01

OFFICIAL RARITIES

Aneurysm (SLTS CD Single)
-- Background Scream - 00:12-00:19

Endless, Nameless
-- Sniffle - 00:46
-- Sniffle - 00:51

Marigold
-- Sniffle - 00:01
-- Throat Clear - 00:04
-- Sniffle - 00:08
-- Lip Smack - 00:51
-- Beep - 01:12
-- Lip Smack - 01:21
-- Lip Smack - 02:17

Return Of The Rat
-- Cough - 00:37
-- Clap - 02:35

Oh, The Guilt
-- Talking - 00:02

I Hate Myself And I Want To Die --Throat Clear-01:19
--Laugh-01:13
--Sniffle-01:14
--Laugh-01:15
--Sniffle-01:16

Moist Vagina
-- Throat Clear - 00:13
-- Throat Clear - 00:14
-- Moan - 00:16-00:20
-- Throat Clear - 00:31
-- Throat Clear - 00:41
-- Moan - 02:41-03:32

Curmudgeon
-- Laughing - 00:01
-- Lip Smack - 00:08
-- Throat Clear - 00:16

D7
-- Grumbling - 00:10-00:14
-- Throat Clear - 00:48

Sappy
-- Lip Smack - 00:48

Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip
-- Talking In Background - 24:19
-- Throat Clear-28:06

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