I am stating my opinion here about the validity of the "Fecal Matter" tape, because I am an experienced musician and recording engineer. There seems to be a lot of mystery involving this tape, and a lot of conflicting opinions. I am going to try and make things easier to understand and more sensible for those who still have questions or the wrong opinions about this tape.
First off, I am not going to argue whether or not the fake FM is really
Kurt. I think it sounds like Kurt. Krist Novoselic says that it is Kurt but
it's not the real Fecal Matter. So, with that said, here are the reasons why
it is obviously not the real Fecal Matter...
The REAL "Fecal Matter" was recorded by Kurt and Dale Crover on a 4-track
reel-to-reel at Aunt Mary's house in December 1985. Reel-to-reel 4-tracks in
the 1980's had exceptionally good sound quality and Kurt used the real Fecal
Matter demo to shop around for a band. The real FM is said to have consisted
of vocals, guitars, and percussion backdrops. The guitars were recorded
directly into the 4-track. Usually with a 4-track, every instrument is
recorded separately. Also, Kurt probably would have mixed the real FM demo
to STEREO.
Let's face it, the FAKE "Fecal Matter" sounds like horrible shit, and it is
dual-speaker MONO, indicating a single microphone recording. It has no
percussion. It sounds like Kurt is playing and singing simultaneously, along
with a guest bass player. An analysis of sound positioning on the tape would
indicate that the fake FM was recorded into a BOOMBOX built-in condenser
mic. The guitars certainly were not recorded by a direct input. The guitars
and bass were coming from amplifiers near the boombox, and Kurt screamed his
vocals into the condenser mic, which causes obvious dropouts in sound when
Kurt screamed too loud or the guitars chunked too loud. Only a boombox
condenser mic, and not a 4-track, commonly causes such an effect, which is a
built-in feature of condenser mics. When something really loud interferes
with the mic, to prevent distortion it pulls the recording level way back.
Try it yourself if you have a boombox with a built-in mic. Put in a cassette
and hit record, then hum out loud. While you are humming clap loudly near
the microphone, but keep humming. Play the tape back. You will hear the same
dropout effect that you hear in parts of the fake Fecal Matter tape. This
effect is sometimes referred to as "Automatic Recording Level Control".
Also, it should be noted that a boombox is the cheapest and most commonly
used form of amateur demo recording.
It is also highly unlikely that the fake FM was recorded on a "karaoke
machine". They have external stereo microphones that you plug in. If you
used only one microphone it would only appear in one speaker. The pure
dual-speaker MONO layout of the fake FM completely disproves this. Some
karaoke machines do use a single microphone, but these mics are usually not
able to pick up all instruments in a room like a boombox condenser mic does.
These mics could only pick up each instrument well by way of multi-tracking,
which cannot be done with a karaoke machine. To assume that this demo was
made on a karaoke machine is quite a strange assumption. Is this something
that someone made up or is there an actual fact that sparked this theory? I
think the karaoke rumour was made up by someone who is not familiar with
recording techniques, and probably assumed that a karaoke machine is the
only demo-recording alternative to a 4-track, which is wrong......
Take my word for it. It is OBVIOUS to my experienced ear, that this tape was
recorded on a BOOMBOX, probably sometime in 1985. Therefore, this demo
should be re-named "Boombox Demo 1985". People have been calling it "Fecal
Matter" and "Karaoke demo" for way too long and those curious assumptions
need to be overturned.
Thanks.
JWB
Buffy's Pregnant
Spank Thru
Downer
Anorexorcist
I'd say that Anorexorcist and Spank Thru are the most organized songs on this tape, the other ones just sounds like meaningless noise and ad-lib screams to me.
Another version of 'Bambi Slaughter' showed up in a more professional way, recordingwise, done during Kurt's 87/88 4-track demos. 7 songs have been found from that demo:
Black & White Blues
Bambi Kill
Clean up before she comes
That's most of the early recordings available before the EdTedFred demo, which is the next category.