broke In. cut-ups
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Steev Lee (aka Steven Leemgraven) has begun writing his solo album entitled "The 80's Revisited". You can hear his latest interpretations of what he thinks Biohazard should've sounded like by asking him.
Much to the parents of broke In.'s dismay, their songs are really about killing their parents and hating them very much.
Scooter is desperatly searching the use of a fat chick to dwell with him in the dungeon. If interested, you can find him in a liquor store.
Ryan Wilson has a gay roommate who has taught Ryan to search out new situations. Ask his suit-mates for details.
Eddie is still broke, hungry and now being searched down by the law. If he can hide in a closet of yours, send him an e-mail.
DownTownBrown has exploded on their America tribute anthem "Drinking Song" which elaborates on what makes the US of A really special.
The old broke In. cat, Bitz, has been missing for several years now. If you have any information on its' where-abouts, you will be hunted down.
Eddie is still yet to shower since the release of "6teen hours".
Greggors is still sucking dick for cash. His biggest client-his father. Enough said.
The Jew is really Canadian. And he left some contraband in his '67 Chevy that Steve has now in Canada. broke In. is now looking for a new guitarist.
Rutan has been missing for 2 weeks now. He was last seen with a girl named Carrie somewhere in Ann Arbor.
Seiffert has a gigantic "K" on his chest, can anyone tell me why?
Scooter. He is a cut-up in his own special way. 8 times.
Ladley is still unable to find this "table" everyone is talking about. It was last seen with a guy named Lee Sides.
Lackowski is now a Guiness World Record Holder for being on a power trip for over a year. Congrats you drunk loser.
Lou, the dog, got knocked up and had eleven kids. Bauman claims a Great Dane was the father, yet the puppies resemble Mexicans. Rogerio will be questioned soon.
Mize has finally confessed to shooting JFK.
JAke is from Watafouyd. That poor little town
Gish was last caught licking Kate after a 'rufie' incident. Adam Solo still has blue balls.
PZ has admitted to feeling bad and massaging Bobby D's behind after this week. And that is just gross.
PAt M. is still puking a pinkish colored substance.
And Drew now admits after wearing a sweatshirt with some letters on it, that the party never indeed "kicked rear."
Cut-Ups will be edited sometime later. Check back for updates....beeeotch!!!!!!!!!!!
