Name: Matthew James XenoPhenoAlpha Dvorin
Age: 367.34 Partecs (19 "years")
Email: astrobasil@juno.com
OCCUPATION: (classified) Suspected to be
involved in secret sciences and harboring Canadian refugees.
suspected Space Pirate and Secret Scientist.
HOBBIES: reading, working on his "time-space continuum disrupter device"
PREFERRED MUSICAL INPUT UNITS: too many, esp, The Smiths, Man or Astroman,
The Makers.
SPECIAL EQUIPMENT: Tom Meteor Astrogun w/ laser beam, Starturd Deflective
Shield, and CCCP lunar rocket-pack.
SPECIAL TRAINING: four years in the College of the Galaxies studying
interplanetary coordinates, three years at Seriphitos X-4 Votech studying
asteroid tectonics, and six months on Battlestar Atomica studying ants.
Also one year at Rowan University, New Jersey, Earth, studying English.
COMMENTS: subject seems to be obsessed with "Mountain Dew," an earth
drink high in "caffiene" chemical content. Also, subject claims to sleep
alot and is "looking for a summer job." Likes to read "books" by Earth
artists such as Henry Miller, Thomas Mann, Jay Macinery, and more.
Suspected to be involved in Earthly revolutionary activities...
