Things I Hate:

Green Peppers
The Melvins
Customers
Camping
Mildew
Spiders
Other Drivers
Texas
Frankenmuth
Pat
Smelly Dogs
Busses
Hurrying
Getting Up
Parades
Jesus Freaks
Math
Not Being Able to Swear Around People
Pro-Lifers
Musicals
Figureskating
Cops
New Star Treks
Shoe Shopping
Family Time
La Shish
High School Female Athletes
Gummo
Cruel Intentions
Internet Bisexuals
Sleeping Alone
Cat Haters
Evan C. and his Momma!
Sophism
Probation
Filling Out Job Applications
Interrogation
Euchre
Wet Lippers
Bible Talk
The News
Game Shows (some)
Looney Toons Tattoes
Pie
Seeing Other People Play with Their Tongue Piercings
Bathing Suit Shopping
Walnuts
Chocolate Chips
Hunting Shows
Cut Flowers
Christmas Trees
Boxed Chocolates
Midgits
Swimmin in Lakes
Traffic
Mosquitoes
People Who Won't Bait Their Own Hook
Wasting Money
Scheduling Classes
Hockey
Being Cold
Aliens (abduction in particular)
Other Spellings of: NICOLE
Dyed Blonde Hair
Menthol Cigarettes
Water Temple
Pissing in cups