A sell-out crowd has squeezed into the arena for the fourth ever WCFC Pay Per View extravaganza. The show begins with a fantastic fireworks display, and the fans turn their attention to the ring, where the announcer introduces the first match of the night.
Match #1: "The Lion" A.J. Jarczyn vs Larry
The crowd rises to their feet as the hardcore great A.J. Jarczyn kicks the show off with a bang. He salutes the fans, who quickly turn their cheers to jeers at the sight of Federation member Larry. Larry ignores the fans and doesn't even wait for the bell to ring before attacking the Lion. Larry stomps Jarczyn into the corner and threatens the referee each time he comes in to stop the attack. Finally, Larry gives way and Jarczyn slowly makes his way to his feet. Larry attacks once again, but the Lion ducks the clothesline and lands one of his own, sparking cheers from the Utah crowd. A.J. with a body slam and an arm bar submission. Larry works his way out of the hold, but falls victim to a fireman's carry and a pin. The Lion only gets a one count, and pulls Larry off the mat. He hits a side suplex and drops an elbow, but Larry rolls out of the way. Larry is up quickly and nails Jarczyn with a vicious DDT that hushes the crowd. Larry with a vertical suplex and a cover. The pin only gets him a two count, so he continues on the offense. He whips A.J. to the ropes and stuns him with a kick to the gut, followed by a running knee lift. Larry, going out of his element a little bit, heads to the top rope. But Jarczyn is up fast and shakes the ropes, leaving Larry to fall crotch-first onto the top turnbuckle. Jarczyn capitalizes on the situation, hitting a huge belly-to-belly suplex on the Fed member. A cover, but Larry stays alive at two. Jarczyn with an atomic drop and a quick roll-up. One, two , thr---, No! Larry kicks out. Jarczyn whips Larry to the ropes and catches him in the Jaws of the Lion bearhug. The crowd cheers, sensing a victory. Larry, however, gouges the Lion's eyes, and unleashes a flurry of chops on the hardcore. Larry drops him with a powerslam and then hits a piledriver. Larry covers, but still can't finish off his opponent. He sets him up for the Premium, but A.J. counters with a back body drop. He whips Larry to the ropes and puts his head down for another back body drop. This time, though, it's Larry who counters by quickly hitting his Premium falling powerbomb. He hooks the leg and gets the three count. The crowd boos as Larry puts on his shades and holds up his arm in victory.
Match #2: Dangerous David Bohnen vs Justus Cleveland
Dangerous Dave gets a cold reception from the Utah crowd, and the senile superstar jogs to the ring giddily. The crowd begins to cheer as Justus Cleveland's music fills the arena, and he slowly heads to the ring. Pausing along the way to exchange high-fives with the crowd, Cleveland doesn't see Bohnen leave the ring for a sneak attack. Dangerous Dave clobbers the unsuspecting Justus Cleveland in the back of the head, and continues relentlessly with a flurry of kicks on his fallen opponent. Bohnen is quick on the attack, sending Cleveland crashing into the safety guard rail. The two brawl it out on the outside, and the ref tries to redirect the action towards the ring. It's to no avail, though, as Bohnen shoves the referee away, and takes a swing at his opponent. Cleveland ducks, and connects with a thunderous clothesline. Bohnen, shocked, falls to the floor, and Cleveland drags the insane one to the ring. He rolls Dangerous Dave into the ring, and begins to work on his leg as he takes full control. He takes down Bohnen with a sidewalk slam, and then hooks on a reverse STF. Bohnen, not yet worn out, grabs the ropes to free the hold. He complains to the ref about hairpulling, to which the crowd and boos. When the ref disagrees, Bohnen shakes a fist at him, and then at the crowd. He shakes it at Cleveland, who nails him with a clothesline. The crowd erupts, and Cleveland continues to work on Bohnen's leg. Bohnen, however, regains control in the match when Cleveland misses a second rope elbow. He delivers a double-arm DDT, and then follows with a northern lights suplex. One... two... but Cleveland kicks free. Bohnen continues to stay on the attack. He nails a dropkick, and goes for a powerbomb! Wait, Cleveland with a roll-up! One... two... Thr--! Bohnen is up in the nick of time! Cleveland is up first, and takes Bohnen's knee out. He sets up his opponent for the Cleveland Crab leglock. He tries to roll Bohnen over, but Dangerous Dave has the ref by the leg. Cleveland lets go, and stomps on his opponent before trying again. This time, however, Bohnen rakes Cleveland's eyes, and shoves him to the mat. Bohnen snatches the opportunity to apply the Insane Asylum armbar, and Cleveland struggles to get free. Just when it looks like Cleveland is going to give up, Amazin' Mazin storms to the ring! He slides under the ropes, behind Bohnen, and puts him right into the full nelson! The crowd cheers, ignoring the ref's call for a DQ, and Mazin slams Bohnen's face into mat with the Full Nelson Faceslam! Mazin rushes off, leaving a dazed and confused Dangerous David Bohnen in the ring.
Match #3 (Internet Title Defense) Sugar Daddy (champion) w/Apricot and Brandy vs "Big Mama" Joe Sling w/Ginsberg Wong
Sugar Daddy gets a response composed mainly of boos, as Apricot and Brandy escort him to the ring. Big Mama's entrance gets the crowd on their feet, as he and Wong drive down in usual fashion. Joe Sling goes right after Sugar Daddy, tossing him across the ring buckle-to-buckle. The weight difference is really playing a factor early on, and Sling manhandles the 230 pound trickster. Sugar Daddy ducks a Big Mama clothesline, but has a cross-body attempt shafted as Sling powerslams him with authority. A cover, and Sling asks for five, but the bizarre one kicks free at two. The crowd, really into the match, begins a "Big Mama" chant, which only fires up the Zoo Crew member even more. He slams Sugar Daddy into the buckle, and follows with a charging elbow. Sugar Daddy moves at the last second, and Sling gets nothing but ringpost. This silences the crowd, and Daddy goes to work on his bigger opponent. He slingshots Big Mama over the top rope, and distracts the ref, allowing Apricot and Brandy to slap around Sling. Ginsberg Wong comes around, and this causes Sugar Daddy to leave the ring, and stop the Zoo Crew manager mid-way. He grabs Wong, and Big Mama goes to the outside to his manager's defense. Sugar Daddy, however, is one step ahead, and throws Wong at Sling, who being distracted, falls victim to a big right hand. Eventually, after Sling took the worse end of a brawl, the action returns the ring. Sugar Daddy tries to hoist up Sling for a suplex, but the weight is too much, he tries again, but Sling counters with a piledriver! One... two... Sugar Daddy kicks out! The tables have turned though, and Sling is in full control. He sends Sugar Daddy to the ropes, and drives a shoulder into him, knocking the bizarre one to the mat. Sling with an elbow drop, but Sugar Daddy moves, and covers. One... two... Sling kicks out. Sugar Daddy calls to Apricot for the cane. She tosses it into the ring, and Brandy gets the ref's attention. Sugar Daddy swings at Sling, and connects with a shot over the big man's back. Sling stumbles, but doesn't go down. He takes another swing, but Sling ducks, and takes the shattered cane out of his opponent's hands. The ref turns around, but before he sees the cane in Big Mama's hand, Ginsberg Wong climbs to the apron. Sling connects with the cane on Sugar Daddy with a low-blow, and drops him with the Sling Slammer! One... two... THREE! "Big Mama" Joe Sling is the NEW WCFC Internet Champion! He asks Wong for a spray can, but Sugar Daddy's valets come to the rescue, pulling him out of the ring before being desicrated with the word "ZOO" across his chest.
Match #4 (Featherweight Title Defense): Sexxy Kenny Kerman (champion) vs Red (challenger) w/Gypsy
Red makes his way down to the ring, escorted by Gypsy, to an ovation from the Utah crowd. Following Red's entrance, the usual routine of a shower of soft drinks greet Sexxy Kenny appearance. Kerman dodges a few cups, before stepping through the ropes and showing off to the fans. Red takes this opportunity to clobber him from behind, as the fans cheer on the challenger. Red whips Kerman to the ropes and lands a dropkick. A shocked Sexxy Kenny staggers to his feet and gets clotheslined over the top rope. Kerman lands on his feet, but is still out of it. Red slides under the bottom rope, taking Kerman down with a baseball slide. The action is now on the outside, as Red is in full control. He whips Kerman to the stairs, but Kerman hops on top, and flips back to his feet. He throws a few chops at Red, and whips him to the rail, and then the ring. Both wrestlers slide back into the ring. Kenny makes a non-chalant cover, which only earns him a two count. Kerman with a body slam and an elbow. He picks up his opponent, and drives him to the mat with a Russian leg sweep. Another pin, but still only a two count. Kerman attempts a backdrop suplex, but Red counters with a bulldog. A cover, but just a two count. The crowd is behind Red, and he is pounding away on the champ. Red lands a springboard elbow, and then heads to the top rope. He connects with a splash and covers the champ. One, two, thr- Kerman kicks out. A package pin, still just a two count. Kerman stops the offense by ducking a clothesline and hitting a piledriver. He whips Red to the buckle. Kenny charges in after him, but Red moves. He does a ten-count of punches to Kerman's head, with the crowd counting along, and scoops him up for the Devil's Drop. Kerman, however, flips right over Red's shoulder, putting him in perfect position to slap on his Cross Face Sexxy Wing. Red has nowhere to go, and has to submit. Kerman retains the WCFC Featherweight Title! After keeping the hold on for a little bit longer he finally leaves the ring to a chorus of boos.
We're shown live footage from the locker room where a brawl has ensued. Dangerous David Bohnen is seen fleeing the scene. Officials are tending to an injured Amazin' Mazin.
Match #5 (Barbed Fire): Dan Heart vs Vic Rattlehead
Vic Rattlehead enters first, and the crowd gets right on him. Lord Vic, revelling in the fans' hate, takes his time on his way to the ring. The crowd cheers up, though, as Dan Heart is announced. Heart, chair in hand, looks ready for battle. Once he is in the ring, the ropes are wrapped in barbed wire by officials, and the ring of fire is lit. There is no way out of the ring without coming in contact with the flames. Lord Vic and Dan Heart stare each other down, and Rattlehead has a good 10 inch advantage. Heart swings the chair at Rattlehead, but Lord Vic blocks it, and nails Heart in the stomach. He lays the chair down on the mat, and goes for a piledriver right away. Heart, however, counters with a back body drop, and Rattlehead crashes down on the chair. Heart covers. One... two... Vic kicks out! Still, Heart has the upper-hand, and he brings his oversized opponent over to the ropes. Heart whips Lord Vic into the ropes, and Vic cries in pain as the wire scrapes his back. Rattlehead, in desperation, heaves his opponent into the ropes, and Heart gets cut along the wire. This is carnage! Rattlehead body slams Heart down, and drops a leg on his throat. The ref pries Lord Vic off of the gagging Heart, and Rattlehead glares at the official. Lord Vic goes back to choking the hardcore great, and he continues to ignore the ref. Heart is being tossed around by the mammoth Rattlehead, who is dominating the contest. Rattlehead tries to kick the fallen Heart over the edge of the apron, and into the flames. Heart, feeling the heat, raeches over and grabs his opponent, flinging him over the top rope! Lord Vic barely misses the fire, and rolls to the entrance ramp! Heart, catching his breath, climbs the top buckle, and nails a moonsault onto Rattlehead! Heart, on the outside now, pushes Rattlehead closer and closer to the fire. Lord Vic, in terror, holds onto the camera man for safety. After he lets go, he and Heart brawl it out, slowly getting further from the ring. Eventually, the action gets close to the ring, and both men find a way to get back in, without getting burnt. Heart still has control until locking on a sleeperhold, which is countered with a jawbreaker. He pins, but after just getting a two count, Rattlehead begins to pull the wire off of the ropes, and he strangles Heart. Heart plants an elbow into Lord Vic's sternum, and nails a German suplex! Another one! One more for the Triple By-pass, but Heart stops after two. What? Heart begins to wrap the wire around his torso, and he climbs to the top buckle! He lunges with a splash, but Lord Vic moves, placing the folded chair in his place! Heart crashes down onto the chair, and Rattlehead covers. One... two... THREE! Lord Vic wins! He's not done, though, and he hoists Dan Heart over his head, ready to toss him onto the flames. Heart gouges him in the eye, and Rattlehead lets go. Heart nails one more German suplex to complete the Triple By-pass. Once again he heads to the top rope, this time landing the devastating splash. Heart shoves Rattlehead over the rope and into the fire! Lord Vic's boots catch fire, and he runs from the ring, in desperate search of an extinguisher. The crowd cheers on Heart, who put on an amazing display of entertainment!
Match #6: "The Franchise" Mike Coristine w/"Pretty Boy" Cory Chadwick vs Hunk of Dump w/Ginsberg Wong
Hunk of Dump is announced first, and he enters the arena riding the White Jeep with Ginsberg Wong in the passenger side. The crowd erupts for Dump, who enters the ring. Before "The Franchise" Mike Coristine is announced, "Pretty Boy" Cory Chadwick jogs to the ring, swiping the microphone away from the announcer. The crowd boos relentlessly as Hunk of Dump looks on.
"Shut up, you Salt Lake City morons! I'm going to give The Franchise the proper entrance he deserves. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the greatest phenom in wrestling history. He is better than all others, and he is, to say the least, a wrestling god. The master of the Cannonbomb, and the man who pulls the strings around here... "The Franchise" Mike Coristine!"
The Federation's music fills the arena, but The Franchise is nowhere in sight! Hunk of Dump looks around, expecting Coristine to attack him from somewhere in the crowd, but nobody's there. A confused Cory Chadwick speaks.
"What the hell? I spent a week on that introduction, and he isn't even here? C'mon, Mikey, let's get the show on the road."
Still, no Franchise. The cameras go to the back dressing rooms, as the fans watch on the Teletron screen. As the camera approaches the Fed's room, there appears to be a Jeep blocking the doorway. It's the Fed's imitation jeep! A fat man steps out of the car... It's The Hey Stack!!! He's barracaded the Fed's locker room! Hey Stack charges from the back toward the ring, and rolls under the ropes. He stands between Pretty Boy and Hunk of Dump. Simultaneously, Stack and Dump double clothesline Chadwick to the outside, as the crowd explodes! Hey Stack turns to Dump, and the two friends hug, the crowd cheering. Hey Stack pauses, and calls out to the crowd, "HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" The crowd, in a frenzy of excitement call back, "HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" The two Zoo Crew members join Ginsberg Wong in celebration, as they drive off to the back.
Match #7: The Superstar Express w/Justine vs Amazin' Mazin and Armed and Dangerous w/Arthur Reed
The Superstar Express, led by "Superstar" Eric Sklar, make their way to the ring, not surprisingly to a chorus of boos. Then, fireworks go off and Armed and Dangerous drive to the ring on their motorcycles to a loud ovation from the fans. B.B. Gunn gets a microphone.
"I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but Amazin' Mazin can't wrestle tonight. (crowd boos) We know, how you guys feel. He reinjured his arm in battle with Dangerous David Bohnen. So, it looks like Armed and Dangerous are gonna have to wrestle a handicap match this evening."
The Superstar Express nod to each other, obviously pleased with the new advantage they've been granted. All of a sudden, the lights go out, and we here a voice over the sound system. It's Kookamunda!
"Armed and Dangerous... Kookamunda will wrestle with you tonight. Superstar Express... Kookamunda is coming. You are scared of Kookamunda."(crowd cheers)
Kookamunda heads to the ring, carrying his staff, as the Superstar Express clear the ring. When the commotion has come to an end, Silverdog and Dazzling David Sklar start things off. The two lock up, each trying to get the upperhand. Gunn with a waist lock, but the younger Sklar connects with an elbow. Sklar runs to the ropes, and a leapfrog. Back he comes, and Silverdog takes him down with a hip toss. He's back up quickly, and greeted with an armdrag takedown. Silverdog pulls David Sklar to his corner, where he tags in his partner, B.B. Gunn. Gunn with a short-arm clothesline and an elbow. He covers, but only gets a one count. Sklar is quick to gouge him in the eye and then rakes his face along the ropes. He manages to tag in Jumpn' Joey Cohen, and the two double team Gunn. Cohen with a standing dropkick and a knee to the gut. He attempts a running bulldog, but Gunn ducks out of the way and heaves Cohen into the turnbuckle. He goes for a pin, but "Superstar" Eric Sklar is in to break the count. As Gunn mouths off to Sklar, he gets rolled up by Cohen. One, two, but he kicks out. Cohen tags the leader of the Superstar Express, and Eric Sklar does a number on the hurting B.B. Gunn. He whips his opponent to his corner and distracts the ref while The New Jerseys choke Gunn. Superstar takes control and lands a side suplex. A pinfall attempt gets him two and a half, but Gunn is still alive. He whips Gunn to the ropes and misses a clothesline. On the way back, Gunn lands one of his own and both men are down. Gunn is almost at his corner to make the hot tag, when Sklar grabs his feet and pulls him to the center of the ring. He works away on his leg and applies a standing figure-four leglock. Gunn is not giving up and is slowly working his way to the corner, and safety of the ropes. He eventually gets to the corner where he tags in Kookamunda, much to the liking of the crowd. Sklar is still applying pressure, as he is unaware of the tag. Kookamunda stands behind Sklar and puts him in the Kookamunda death grip. Superstar is screaming in pain, which causes the New Jerseys to enter the ring and help out their teammate. Kookamunda releases the hold and grabs the New Jerseys, each in one hand. He slams them together and shoves them into the center of the ring. Armed and Dangerous are back in and we have an all-out brawl. Armed and Dangerous double clothesline both New Jerseys to the outside and follow them out of the ring. Sklar and Kookamunda are duking it out in the middle of the ring. Kookamunda misses a boot to Sklar's face, and Sklar catches him with a reverse DDT. Sklar gets up and faces the crowd. Kookamunda, however, is already back up and standing directly behind him. Justine gives warning of Kookamuna's presence, and Sklar, shaking, slowly turns around. Kookamunda grabs him by the throat. He lands a huge chokeslam and covers. One...two...three! The crowd goes nuts as Kookamunda and Armed and Dangerous are announced as the winners. Kookamunda picks up his staff and leaves without celebration. The New Jerseys check on a spooked "Superstar" Eric Sklar in the ring as Armed and Dangerous play the crowd.
Match #8 (WCFC World Title Defense): Colossus (champion) vs "Devastating" Dan Crank (challenger) w/Ginsberg Wong
Well, here we are... the moment we've all been waiting for. The challenger, "Devastating" Dan Crank, is announced first, and the crowd pops big-time for the Zoo Crew member, who decides to make his way to ringside minus the White Jeep. After he and manager Ginsberg Wong enter the ring, the crowd hushes for the arrival of the champion. Colossus's music comes over the system and the crowd erupts, as their hero makes his way to the ring, exchanging high fives with nearly every fan at ringside. Colossus, still sporting the bandages around his torso, steps into the ring. The ref holds the WCFC belt above his head, and the match begins. The two big men circle each other, before grappling. Colossus sends Crank to the ropes, but Crank knocks him down with a shoulder block. Colossus is right back up, and he takes his opponent down with a clothesline. Crank is back up, only to be shoved into the corner. Colossus unloads on the challenger with a frenzy of chops and fists. Crank muscles his way out, and puts the champ in his place. Crank stomps down on Colossus, and he gets the upper hand. The Zoo Crew member pulls the champ to his feet, and drives him into the mat with a sidewalk slam. He continues to overpower Colossus, eventually wrapping him up in a rear chinlock. Colossus won't give up, and he breaks the hold by elbowing Crank in the head. Crank however, doesn't let up, and he delivers a bone-shattering backdrop suplex to the champ. A cover. One, two, but Colossus kicks free. Colossus is whipped to the buckle. Crank charges, but Colossus gets a boot up in his face. He follows with a running bulldog and a cover! One... two... Crank is up at two! Colossus keeps the match in his favour, preventing Crank from using his weight advantage. An atomic drop by Colossus, and Crank stumbles to the ropes. Colossus follows with a clothesline, and the two of them flip over the ropes to the outside! Ouch! Colossus falls awkwardly on his back, and Crank lands on top! Crank, regaining his senses, drops an elbow on the fallen champ, and whips him into the steel steps. Wait, Colossus reverses, and Crank goes flying full speed into the steps! Colossus tries to lift the challenger for a slam, but can't quite support the weight on his back. He rolls Crank into the ring, and follows him in. Colossus with a cover. One... two... but that's it. He sends Crank to the ropes. Double Clothesline! Both men are out, and the ref starts a ten count. The crowd, heavily into the match, begin chanting both men's names in an attempt to continue the match. Crank is up first and he charges the champ, Colossus moves out of the way, and Crank hits the buckle. Colossus to the second rope, and an axehandle! The challenger doesn't go down, and Colossus goes for a DDT. Crank blocks it, and lifts Colossus onto his shoulders,a nd into the air! It's the Devastator! He drops the champ with a gorilla press, and runs to the ropes. Splash! A cover! One... two... THR--! Colossus kicked out! He kicked out of the Devastator! Crank can't believe it! Crank unloads on the champ, but Colossus is fighting back. He blocks a left, then a right and lands some punches of his own. Colossus whips Crank to the ropes and nails a big boot. Crank is off balance and dizzy. Colossus calls for the Slam Heard 'Round the World. He hoists Crank onto his shoulder, but his ailing back gives way. Crank comes crashing down on Colossus. One...two... THREE! "Devastating" Dan Crank is the NEW WCFC World Champion! The crowd, which seems to evenly favour both competitors, cheers on the new champion and applauds the fantastic match. The Zoo Crew floods the ring to congratulate Crank, who holds the WCFC World Title belt high in the air. We fade to black...