Another sell-out crowd has crammed into the arena for the third ever WCFC Pay Per View extravaganza. The show begins with a fantastic fireworks display, and the fans turn their attention to the aisle, where owners/presidents Ben and Elisha are heading to the ring...
Elisha: "Hello, WCFC wrestling fans! (crowd cheers) Well, here we are again for yet another WCFC pay per view event, and Ben and I are sure that you can't wait for it to begin. However, we do have one issue to address before the show commences."
Ben: "As you may know, there is a stranger among us, and he has been disrupting recent WCFC shows, causing a diversion and an inconvenience to the organization. So, where ever you are, Merchandise Man, show your face now, because we are not prepared to halt the show for your unwelcome antics."
Elisha: "Come on. We know you're around here somewhere, so let's make this easier for all of us, and that way we don't have to kick you out again."
As the presidents stand in the ring, the merchandise man appears below the Teletron in the entrance way. He is pushing a stand with T-shirts and hats.
Ben: "Who are you, and why do you keep coming out here selling these parafanelia, Merchandise Man?"
Merchandise: "First of all, my name ain't Merchandise Man, it's Steve Gentry. Get that straight. Secondly, I do what I want, where ever I want. And if that means selling my T-shirts here in your arena, then so be it! I am a great wrestler, and these fans can acknowledge that by buying my merchandise."
Elisha: "You know what Steve, we're not going to stop you from selling your merchandise, but you can do it from the outside! Security, please show this man the door."
Gentry: "Ha! You can't kick me out! I've got a ticket like everyone else! But I'll tell you what, I'll sell my stuff somewhere else, if you let me compete in the WCFC."
Ben: "Okay, you can wrestle. But still, I want you outta here for now!"
Security escorts Steve Gentry out of the arena, leaving him and his vending stand on the street. Let's go to the first match...
Match #1: Bohnen the Barbarian vs Sugar Daddy w/Apricot and Brandy
Sugar Daddy receives a mixed reception from the St. Louis crowd, and Bohnen follows with cheers on his way to the ring. The match is underway, as the two lock up. Bohnen throws Sugar Daddy to the mat, and begins to pound away on his opponent's head. Sugar Daddy scrambles away, seeking the refuge of the ref, complaining of closed fists. Bohnen denies it, and Daddy plunks him. A stunned Bohnen gets nailed with a clothesline, and Sugar Daddy kicks him to the mat. An elbow drop and a cover, but way too early as Bohnen kicks out. Sugar Daddy still in control, and he nails a snap suplex, followed by a body slam. He climbs to the second buckle and connects with a knee to the Barbarian's head. Instead of covering, Sugar Daddy smiles for his ladies, and laughs, pointing at the fallen Bohnen. He goes back to work on his opponent, when Bohnen goes for a roll-up! One... two... but that's it! An Angry Sugar Daddy whips Bohnen to the ropes, but misses with a clothesline, and Bohnen hits one of his own! The crowd cheers as the Barbarian picks Sugar Daddy up off the mat, and hoists him way up above him head. He throws Sugar Daddy down to the concrete floor, and follows him out. Bohnen works on Sugar Daddy on the outside, and uses the steel ringpost for assistance. Apricot and Brandy step in between the two wrestlers, distracting Bohnen. Sugar Daddy, meanwhile, sneaks up around the other way, and clocks the Barbarian from behind with his cane. He rolls Bohnen back into the ring. Bohnen struggles to get back into the match, but can't, as the Daddy keeps the offense coming. A Somoan drop and a splash by Sugar Daddy, followed by a cover. One... two... but Bohnen kicks out. Sugar Daddy applies an abdominal stretch, but Bohnen counters it into the Barbaric Armbar! Suagr Daddy quickly grabs the ropes for safety, as Brandy climbs to the ring apron. She draws Bohnen over, and Sugar Daddy hits him from behind. He connects with the Done Deal swinging neckbreaker, and pins the Barbarian. One... two... THREE! Sugar Daddy is victorious! He escorts his ladies out, and Bohnen grabs the referee, complaining of the use of the cane, and of Brandy's interference. The ref tries to calm him down, but Bohnen just throws him aside. He is furious and is trashing the announcer's table and kicking the steel steps. An angry Bohnen the Barbarian leaves dejectedly, despite the crowd's efforts to console him...
Match #2: "The Lion" A.J. Jarczyn vs Vic Rattlehead (no-holds-barred)
This match is the decider on a heated feud that started at Slam in September. "The Lion" A.J. Jarczyn heads to the ring first, greeting by a thunderous ovation. He exchanges high fives with the fans, and awaits the entrance of his opponent. Vic Rattlehead is announced, and accompanied by Dan Heart, the two are booed badly. Jarczyn wastes no time in attacking Rattlehead, leaving the ring before Lord Vic gets there. He clobbers Dan Heart, who is still sporting a neck brace, and goes after Rattlehead. A vicious clothesline sends Rattlehead to the floor, and A.J. quickly goes for a chair. As he siezes his weapon, Lord Vic shoves him from behind, sending the Lion face-first into the guard rail. Lord Vic grabs the chair, and slides it into the ring, rolling Jarczyn in, too. Dan Heart is back up, and is cheering Rattlhead on. Vic smacks A.J. with the steel chair, and lays it out over the fallen Lion. He climbs to the top, and lunges, but Jarczyn moves! Lord Vic comes crashing down onto the chair! A.J. goes for a cover, but Rattlehead kicks out. Jarczyn with a body slam, and he runs to the ropes. Dan Heart trips him up, and the Lion turns to face the deranged one on the outside. He runs again, this time leaping over the ropes with a suicide dive, colliding with Heart. They crash through the French announcer's table, and A.J. pounds on his foe. Rattlehead is back up, and he climbs to the top buckle. He nails A.J. with a double axehandle, and sets up a chair. He runs at The Lion, using the chair as a springboard, connecting with Jarczyn, and the two hit the steel steps. Both men are hurt, and eventually, they make their way back into the ring. Rattlehead with a cover. One, two, but The Lion kicks out. Rattlehead with a vertical ghostbuster suplex, and a legdrop. He covers again. One... two..., but this time, he lifts Jarczyn off the mat, stopping the count. The crowd boos, and Lord Vic continues to work on his opponent. He whips A.J. to the buckle, and follows with an elbow. He climbs the buckle, setting up for his Headbanger finisher. The Lion reverses it, sending Rattlehead to the mat! The crowd erupts, and A.J. whips Vic to the ropes. Big boot! Rattlehead is still up! A missed clothesline by the Lion, and Vic sends Jarczyn to the ropes. Dan Heart has a chair! He swings it, but A.J. reverses, and Heart connects with Lord Vic's back! Rattlehead falls to the mat, and A.J. covers. One... two... THREE! The Lion wins! He leaves to a big crowd pop, and a miserable Rattlehead shakes off the effects of the chair shot.
We're shown live video footage of the locker room. Bohnen the Barbarian is leaving the arena! He throws his wrestling uniform in the trash can, and exits out the back. As he approaches his car, "Mr. Merchandise" Steve Gentry is seen selling shirts on the street. Bohnen drives off, refusing to talk to the camera.
Match #3 (Tag Team Tournament Finals): The New Jerseys vs Armed and Dangerous w/ Arthur Reed
The New Jerseys come out first, and the crowd bursts into boos, letting the Superstar Express members know how they feel. Armed and Dangerous is announced next, and the crowd explodes into cheers. They have really taken a liking to the duo of Silverdog and B.B. Gunn. They ride to the ring on motorcycles, and manager Arthur Reed follows closely behind. The match is underway, with Dazzling David Sklar squaring off against B.B. Gunn. Gunn with a side headlock, and Sklar reverses it into an Irish whip. Sklar hits a clothesline, and Gunn ducks. Leapfrog by Gunn, and he connects with a dropkick. Sklar falls, and rolls to his corner, seeking help from Jumpin' Joey Cohen. Cohen gives a few words of encouragement, and his partner locks up again with Gunn. A bodyslam by Sklar, and he follows up with a sidewalk slam. He stomps on his opponent, before tagging in Joey Cohen. A running clothesline by Cohen, and he drives Gunn into his corner, where he and Sklar double team their opponent. Cohen with a rear chinlock. Gunn counters with a jawbreaker, and he slides to his corner to tag in Silverdog. Silverdog leaps over the ropes and drops Cohen with a clothesline. Cohen is back up, only to fall victim to a northern lights suplex. Silverdog is in control, and he covers Cohen after a fallaway slam. One... two... But Cohen kicks out. Silverdog nails Cohen with a standing sidekick, and Cohen falls into his corner, tagging Sklar back in. Sklar charges Silverdog, but is floored with a drop toe hold. Sklar grabs his face in pain, and Silverdog tags in Gunn. B.B. Gunn and Silverdog lift up Sklar, and execute a double atomic drop. Gunn follows with a crucifix pin. One... two... No! Sklar kicks out! He tries to tag Cohen, but Gunn hangs onto him, and whips him to the buckle. Gunn follows up with a splash, but Sklar moves, and Gunn hits the buckle. Sklar drags the hurt B.B. Gunn to his corner, and the New Jerseys once again double team their opponent. Cohen is in, and he delivers his Jump n' Jolt tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! A cover! One, two...thr--! Silverdog runs in for the save! David Sklar sees the opportunity, and climbs to the top buckle. He leaps at the two members of Armed and Dangerous with a corkscrew, but they move and he collides with his partner, Joey Cohen. Sklar grabs his head in disbelief and regret, and is clotheslined out of the ring by B.B. Gunn. Meanwhile, Silverdog picks Cohen up onto his shoulders. Gunn climbs to the top, and hits the Silver Bullet on Cohen! A cover! One... two... THREE! Armed and Dangerous are the first ever WCFC tag team champions of the world! The ref raises their hands, and presents them with the belts, as the crowd cheers their team in admiration. A disappointed team of David Sklar and Joey Cohen leave the ring area, shaking their heads in dispair.
Match #4 (WCFC Featherweight Title Match): El Infierno (champion) vs Sexxy Kenny Kerman (challenger)
El Infierno is announced first, and gets a great ovation from the St. Louis fans. However, before Infierno even reaches the ring, Sexxy Kenny attacks him from behind. Kerman pounds away on the unsuspecting El Infierno. He whips him into the steel steps and then pearl harbours him over the safety rail at ringside. After further domination at the hands of Sexxy Kenny, the match is finally moved into the squared circle and the bells sounds. The match is now officially underway, as Kerman still has control over the Blaze from Brazil. Kerman whips Infierno into the ropes and sends him sky high with a back body drop. A cover, but Infierno kicks free. Kerman now holds Infierno in a wristlock, until Infierno, with a few nifty moves, reverses the hold and delivers a roundhouse to Kerman's chops. The fans applaud the turning of the tables, but Kerman is quick to regain control with a rake to the eyes. He slams Infierno to the mat and goes up top turnbuckle. He leaps, but Infierno gets a boot up and a stunned Kerman drops to the canvas. Infierno is picking up momentum, as he whips Kerman to the ropes and delivers a spinning heel kick. Again, he whips Kerman to the ropes, but Kerman slides under the bottom rope to safety. He flexes for the crowd and points to his head indicating his ring smarts. He turns his attention back to the match only to find El Infierno descending upon him in a somersault dive. Infierno and Kerman are both down, but the Sexxy Kenny felt the worst of it. Infierno goes for a running bulldog, but is shoved into the ring post. Kenny takes the opportunity to roll Infierno into the ring and make a cover. He hooks the leg, but the Brazilian Blaze kicks out after two. Kerman with a piledriver, but still the same result. He whips Infierno to the ropes and puts his head down. Infierno leaps over Kerman and rolls him into a sunset flip pin. One...two... but Kerman kicks out. Sexxy Kenny pounds down on his opponent, but gets distracted by the fans at ringside. El Infierno surprises Kerman and lands a gutwrench powerbomb and holds on for a cover. He can only manage a two count on Kerman and heads to the top rope motioning for the Crimson Tide 450 Splash. The crowd goes nuts anticpating a victory for the Featherweight champion. He leaps, but finds only the canvas, as Kerman slides out of the way. He goes for a cover. One... two... thr-, No! Infierno barely kicks free. The two exchange lefts and rights, before Infierno sets Kerman up for a short arm clothesline. However, Kerman ducks and wraps El Infierno up in the Crossface Sexxy Wing. Infierno tries to free himself, but the pain is too much. He submits, and Kerman is the NEW WCFC Featherweight Champion! The crowd boos, tossing soft drinks at Kerman as he runs down the aisle with his new belt in hand.
Match #5 (WCFC Superbelt Title Match): "Superstar" Eric Sklar (champion) w/Justine vs Amazin' Mazin (challenger)
The crowd erupts as Amazin' Mazin makes his way to the squared circle, this time in his usual wrestling attire. However, there is a drastic change in the crowd's response as "Superstar" Eric Sklar follows, accompanied to the ring by his manager, Justine. The match is underway, with Sklar going right after Mazin, seeking more revenge after being humilliated last week. He tackles Mazin to the mat, delivering a barrage of closed fists to his opponent's head. The crowd boos, and the ref pulls Sklar off. Sklar ignores, and charges Mazin again. This time, Mazin moves, leaving Sklar to slam into the turnbuckle. Mazin with a dropkick, and he pulls the fallen Sklar up off the mat. Mazin sends Superstar to the ropes, and executes an armdrag takedown, followed by another. Sklar is being tossed around, and Mazin bodyslams him to the mat. A cover, but Sklar kicks out. Mazin maintains control, using his mat skills to get the better of the anxious Sklar. Mazin with a reverse atomic drop, and Sklar leans on the ropes for support. Mazin runs at his opponent with a clothesline, but Superstar ducks, leaving Mazin to tumble to the outiside. Sklar recovers from the atomic drop, and runs to the ropes. He leaps to the outside with a springboard torpedo splash, and Mazin gets the worst of it. Sklar, infuriated, and feeling the Superbelt leaving his grasp, once again connects with a flurry of fists to Mazin's head. Superstar picks up Mazin, and drives his back into the ringpost, and follows by suplexing him onto the ringsteps. Sklar rolls into the ring to renew the count, and continues to work on Mazin, this time focusing on Mazin's lower back. He kicks Mazin down, and rests him against the ringpost. He gears up for a right hand, but Mazin ducks, and Sklar's hand crashes into the steel. The crowd cheers, and Mazin plows into Sklar with a lariat. Both men are back in the ring. A belly-to-belly suplex by Mazin, and he goes to the top turnbuckle. Sklar gets up, and Mazin delivers a flying clothesline. A cover! One... two... but Sklar kicks out. He sets up for the Full Nelson Faceslam, but Sklar plants an elbow into his stomach, following up with a piledriver. He grabs the legs of the fallen Mazin, and applies the standing figure four. However, Mazin doesn't give up, and Sklar breaks the hold. As Mazin lies on the mat, Sklar goes to the turnbuckle, and removes the padding, exposing the steel bearing. He whips Mazin to the buckle, but Mazin reverses it, and sends Sklar to the exposed steel. The ref gets caught in between! He's out cold! Mazin with a fisherman's suplex, but there's no ref to count. Mazin tries to get the ref to come around, and Justine tosses Sklar the Superbelt. He brains Mazin in the head, knocking him out. Sklar wakes up the ref and covers. One... Two... Thr--! No, Mazin kicks free! Unbelievable! Mazin kicks Sklar in the gut, and goes for the Full Neslon Faceslam again. Justine climbs to the ring apron, causing a distraction, as Mazin goes over to tell her to leave. He turns around, and Sklar slingshots him into the exposed turnbuckle. A cover, and Justine holds Mazin's legs down. One... two... THREE! The winner, and STILL Superbelt champion "Superstar" Eric Sklar. He hugs Justine, and they leave a disappointed and frustrated Amazin' Mazin in the ring.
Match #6: The Zoo Crew ("Devastating" Dan Crank/Hunk of Dump) vs The Federation
The St. Louis crowd, still buzzing over the previous match, continues to boo as "The Franchise" Mike Coristine and Larry head to the ring. Coristine grabs the microphone.
"Hellooooooooo, St. Lious! (crowd boos) Boy, is it great to be here. Now, bring out the Jerky Boys so the Fed can have some fun!"
The Zoo Crew's music plays and they are announced, but nobody heads to the ring. Once again, The Zoo Crew is announced, but still, there is an empty aisle to the ring.
We are shown footage in the back, as there is an unknown man creating a barracade in front of the Zoo Crew's dressing room. The man turns around and we see that it is "Pretty Boy" Cory Chadwick who is laughing at the situation which he has created for the Federation's opponents, who are banging at their door.
We head back to ringside, as owners/presidents Ben and Elisha Targonsky make their way to the ring.
Ben: "So, tough guys, you think you can have your buddies come out and help you whenever you want?"
Elisha: "Well, if you guys wanna play hardball, we're game. Since the Federation is obviously eager to wrestle tonight, we have a match in mind."
Ben: "That's right. Coristine, you are facing your jobroney friend Larry tonight. Anything goes."(crowd cheers)
The Franchise and his "insurance" go crazy in the ring, obviously unhappy with the turn of events.
Elisha: "Don't mess with the jobrothers. Referee, ring the bell!"
Coristine and Larry square off and reluctantly lock up. A wristlock by Coristine, but he breaks the hold. Another lock up, and now Larry holds Coristine in a waist lock. The Franchise reverses the hold, and then sends Larry to the ropes and softly executes a hiptoss. Larry is back up, as he shakes off the effects of the hiptoss. Another lock up, and Larry whips Coristine to the ropes. The two members of the Fed run in a cross fire manner, never actually coming in contact with each other. This mockery continues for several minutes, as The Fed over exaggerate the effects of their phony moves. This causes the owners/presidents to step back into the ring and call for the bell.
Elisha: "Very funny. You know what? Get the hell outta here!"
Ben: "Go on, we don't want you ruining the card. Beat it!"
As the owners start to leave the ring, they are attacked by the Fed. Coristine and Larry pound down on Ben and Elisha, who are helpless in the ring. Larry picks up Elisha, and delivers the Premium. He then follows by landing the same powerbomb maneuver on Ben. He lays one on top of the other, as The Franchise heads to the top rope.
All of a sudden, "Pretty Boy" Cory Chadwick comes running down to the ring. He is frantic and is motioning to the back, apparently frightened. Larry and Coristine look at him, puzzled, not understanding what the Blond Bomber is saying. The crowd erupts as Zoo Crew members "Devastating" Dan Crank and Hunk of Dump charge the ring at full speed. The Federation retreat through the crowd as The Zoo Crew follows in hot pursuit.
Medics are out to aid the injured owners of the WCFC, who are helped off before the final match of the evening.
Match #7 (WCFC World Title Match): Colossus (champion) vs "Big Mama" Joe Sling (challenger) w/Ginsberg Wong
"Big Mama" Joe Sling enters first, as he makes his way to the ring in the white jeep, with Ginsberg Wong by his side. The crowd gives the challenger serious heat as he steps through the ropes. The WCFC champion, Colossus, is announced next, and the crowd literally blows the top off the arena when he makes his way to the ring. He salutes the crowd, and the match begins. Sling and Colossus step up to each other nose-to-nose, and begin a stare-down. Apparently, Colossus has no problem looking into the eyes of the Big Mama. Sling swings with a right hand, but Colossus ducks and nails one of his own, sending Sling to the mat. He is quickly up, though, and the two big men lock up. The champ sends Sling to the ropes, and connects with a big boot. Sling is still standing, and Colossus charges with a clothesline. Sling, however, delivers a boot to the champ's head, and Colossus falls to the canvas. Sling takes the opportunity to drive a series of elbows into Colossus' back, wearing him down. The challenger whips Colossus to the buckle, and then executes a back body drop on the champ. Big Mama is in full control. He picks up the champion, and slams him to the mat with authority. Sling to the ropes, and a leg drop. A cover, but Colossus manages to kick free. Sling slaps on a rear chinlock, and Colossus continues to be dominated. The crowd tries to work him into a comeback. The champ slowly makes it to his feet, and breaks the hold. He sends Sling to the ropes, but Big Mama hits a vicious clothesline, once again flooring the champ. Sling with a side suplex, and he follows with a belly-to-back suplex. A cover. One... two..., but the champ won't quit. Sling lays Colossus along the second rope, and distracts the referee. Gisnberg Wong, on the outside, takes the opportunity to choke the champion, and the crowd quickly reacts by trying to tell the referee. Joe Sling runs to the ropes, ready to jump on Colossus' back, but misses and goes to th e outside, as the champ bails out of the way. Colossus hops out of the ring, and wails away on Big Mama. He whips Sling into the white jeep by ringside, and the #1 contender leaves a dent on the hood. Colossus opens the jeep door, and tries to jam Joe Sling inside, but Wong begins to kick at the champ, gaining his attention. Sling takes this opportunity to nail Colossus, and this time, he shoves the champ in the car. Sling proceeds to slam the car door on the champ's leg, and the crowd can't believe it! Sling rolls a hobbling champion back into the ring. He drops a few elbows on Colossus' leg, and covers. One... two... THR-- ! No! The champ kicks out! A frustrated Joe Sling whips Colossus to the corner. He charges, but is greeted by Colossus' big boot. Wong climbs to the ring apron. Colossus nails him with another boot to the face. He grabs the manager, and pulls him into the ring. He gives Wong the Slam Heard 'Round the World! The crowd is going nuts. Colossus picks up Sling for the Slam Heard 'Round the World. No! Sling reverses it into the Sling Slammer! He delivers the finishing move and covers. Wait! The ref won't count because his attention is turned to Ginsberg Wong. Sling gets up and shoves the ref, demanding a count. Colossus is back up, and he hoists Big Mama onto his shoulder. The Slam Heard 'Round the World! A cover! One... two... THREE! Colossus wins! He retains the WCFC championship, and the crowd cheers their champ. We fade to black...