The Essence is in the ring and he has a microphone. What's on his mind this time?
"Now, what's a Pay Per View without The Essence? In case you idiots out here and the morons who paid to watch this at home didn't know, (crowd boos) another major wrestling organization is having a Pay Per View this very same night. How do the WCFC owners/presidents expect to get a good buy rate without me scheduled, and even compete at all against the other promotion without an appearance of The Essence? I should be wrestling tonight, but noooo, I'm not scheduled. The Essence is the best of all things, and all of my fans want to see me compete tonight."(crowd boos)
Owners/presidents Ben and Elisha Targonsky make their way to the ring, and step through the ropes.
Ben: "Listen, Essence. We really want you to be a part of the WCFC, but you can't just show up and expect to wrestle someone tonight."
Essence: "But The Essence is the best of all things, and deserves to whip somebody around tonight."
Elisha: "You only showed up on the scene two weeks ago. It wasn't possible to include you in tonight's show."
Essence: "Well, boys, you better start making things possible around here, or the best of all things will pack his bags and walk right out of this dump."
The crowd boos as an angry Shawn Mecklinger whips the microphone down and storms out of the ring. The owners/presidents, meanwhile, are carrying uncertain looks back in the ring.
Match #5 (Internet Title Match): "Big Mama" Joe Sling (champion) w/Ginsberg Wong vs Larry "The Ego" Milman (challenger) w/"Pretty Boy" Cory Chadwick
Federation member Larry "The Ego" Milman makes his way to the ring with a loud chorus of boos, and he's got Pretty Boy in his corner for this matchup. Joe Sling enters to a loud "Big Mama" chant, and he is escorted by manager Ginsebrg Wong. The ref holds up the Internet Championship Belt, and the two men go at it. Milman slaps Sling into a side headlock, but is sent to the ropes. He tries to take the champ down with a shoulderblock, but Big Mama doesn't budge. He tries again, but the results is the same, so Larry pokes his opponent in the eye. The crowd boos as The Ego takes advantage of a vision-impared Big Mama, and knocks him down with a clothesline. The Ego checks with Pretty Boy to see if his hair is still okay, when Joe Sling rolls him up from behind. One... two... but that's all. Larry kicks Big Mama in the stomach, and rolls him to the outside. Milman confers with the ref, as Cory Chadwick gets a few shots in on Big Mama on the outside. Pretty Boy rolls Big Mama back in, and Larry continues to work. He places the champ over the second rope, and chokes him against it, passing the ref's five count warning. The Ego pulls Sling to his feet, and tries to body slam him. It's a no-go. He tries again, this time getting half-way. Joe Sling wiggles out, and reverses it into a slam of his own. He then whips Milman to the ropes, and connects with a massive big boot. Milman tumbles to the outside, and Joe Sling follows. The Ego runs to the aid of Pretty Boy, but Sling just shoves Chadwick out of the way, and into the announcer's desk. Big Mama grabs a handful of The Ego's hair, and smashes his face into the steel ringsteps. He tosses Larry up and over the guard rail, and the action has reached the fans. The two continue to duke it out, as security struggles to keep the crowd from getting involved. The Internet champ suplexes the challenger onto a chair, which snaps on contact with the Ego's back. Slowly, they get back to ringside. Big Mama shoves Milman back into the ring, and rolls in himself. A cover. One... two... Larry kicks out. The Ego manages to get the upper hand back, and uses his strength to keep the champ off his feet, where his size advantage is less of a factor. Larry with a sidewalk slam, and a revrse chinlock chokehold. The ref checks Sling if he's alright, and the crowd starts a "Big Mama" chant to get him back in it. Just as the champ works his way out, The Ego locks on the hold once again, dropping Sling to the mat. This time, Ginsberg Wong at ringside starts to clap, getting the fans even more behind their champ. Sling slowly gets up, and nails a jaw breaker on Milman! Big Mama drops a few elbows and motions to the fans for the end. Sling sends The Ego to the ropes, setting up for the Sling Slammer. However, Larry reverses, and it is the champ who goes to the ropes. Pretty Boy, on the outside, grabs Sling's leg, causing him to turn around. An angry Joe Sling turns and grabs Chadwick, but as he is about to swing at the Fed member, Chadwick pulls something out of his jacket. Pretty Boy shoves a bag of powder into the Internet champ's face, blinding him. Big Mama swings into the air at nothing, and he rubs his eyes to try and see. The Ego siezes the opportunity, and delivers The Premium falling powerbomb onto his opponent. A cover by Milman! One... Two... THREE!!! We have a NEW Internet champion! Larry "The Ego" Milman grabs the belt, as he and "Pretty Boy" Cory Chadwick celebrate to the back.
Match #6: Last Man Standing
"Superstar" Eric Sklar vs Colossus vs Dan Heart vs Justus Cleveland vs Vic Rattlehead vs Kookamunda
Vic Rattlehead is the first man out, and he's carrying with him his new companion, the hockey stick wrapped in barbed wire. Justus Cleveland follows, to a loud pop, with nothing but his fists. Dan Heart is next, and the crowd cheers as he hauls a wooden table to ringside. "Superstar" Eric Sklar then shows up, with a fold-up chair. Kookamunda is the fifth man, and the lights dim for his eerie entrance. Colossus, last, gets a massive response from the B.C. fans, and he charges to the ring for the commencement of the match. Three refs, no-rules, falls count anywhere elimination...
Everyone goes straight after Dan Heart, knowing full-well that this is his game. They take turns on him, surrounding the hardcore great with a five-man circle. Colossus with a slam, and Cleveland with an elbow. Sklar nails a suplex, and Lord Vic chokes Heart to the mat. Kookamunda holds Heart back, allowing the others to rotate taking shots at him. Sklar takes his chair and guts Heart, before walloping Kookamunda over the top of the head. This sparks a frenzy, as Heart is forgotten temporarily, and the others try to put the mysterious one away. Cleveland with a flurry of fists into Kookamunda, and Sklar backs off to allow Lord Vic a couple whacks with the hockey stick. Sklar tries the first pinfall on Kookamunda, but his pin doesn't even get past a one count. Dan Heart, meanwhile, is back in, and he clotheslines Colossus by surprise to the outside. Cleveland joins in and the two of them try to wear down the former champ. Cleveland with a backbreaker, and Heart delivers a backflip splash onto Colossus from the ring apron. A cover gets him a two count. Cleveland goes for an early submission with the Cleveland Crab leglock, but Colossus wiggles free of the hold, knocking Justus down to the floor. Colossus, enraged, gorilla presses Dan Heart, and tosses him onto the fallen Justus Cleveland. In the ring, Kookamunda refuses to go down after receiving a multitude of shots with the chair and hockey stick. Sklar is getting frustrated, and retreats to the outside. Kookamunda takes hold of Rattlehead, now alone, and powerslams him hard into the mat. A cover. One... that's all. Kookamunda powers the 6'10" Lord Vic into a corner, and drives his shoulder into the big man's gut. He whips him cross ring to the other buckle, but is met with Rattlehead's oversized boot. Colossus, on the outside is taking turns on Cleveland and Heart delivering rights and lefts. He begins to focus on Heart, leaving Cleveland to battle it out with Sklar. The action slowly moves up the entrance ramp underneath the Teletron. Colossus goes for a piledriver onto the steel floor, but Heart reverses it into a back body drop. Heart climbs the side of the Teletron until he's about 15 feet up, and then leaps at Colossus. The former champ moves in the nick of time, and Heart's fall leaves a massive dent in the floor. Colossus covers. One... two... THR--! No, Heart kicked out! Sklar, meanwhile, is getting the better of Justus Cleveland with the chair, until Cleveland ducks a shot, and slams it back in Superstar's face! the crowd erupts, and Cleveland once again tries his luck with the Cleveland Crab submission. Sklar is screaming in pain, and just as he looks like he's gonna fold, Vic Rattlehead reaches over the ropes and grabs Cleveland by the hair. Lord Vic pulls Cleveland to the ring apron, and yanks him back into the ring. Rattlehead slaps around the smaller Justus Cleveland and utilizes his size advantage for leverage in delivering high-impact moves. Colossus can't believe Heart kicked out, and soon the action returns to ringside. The two of them team up on Superstar, who has been resting for a few moments after the wrath of the Cleveland Crab. They toss him back and forth, before Sklar manages a low-blow on Colossus. He then quickly gets his chair and slams Heart over the head. Back in the ring, Cleveland and Rattlehead continue at it before their forgotten opponent Kookamunda grabs the two of them and chokeslams them to the canvas. He covers both men, but they both kick out at two and a half. Kookamunda concentrates on Lord Vic, as Cleveland scoots to the safety outside. While Sklar has turned his attention to Colossus, still ailing from the cheap shot, Cleveland tries to take advantage of the battered Dan Heart. He whips Heart into the guard rail at ringside, but it is reversed, and Heart sends Cleveland full-speed into the ringpost. You could hear something snap, and Justus turns around to reveal a bloody nose. Heart pulls the wooden table nearby, and places the hurt Justus Cleveland on top. Heart proceeds to climb the top turnbuckle... Sklar leaves Colossus on the floor, and he re-enters the ring. He then charges at the former champ, and nails a springboard torpedo splash, taking the two of them out temporarily. Kookamunda has continued to beat on Lord Vic, who doesn't seem to quit. He tries for a Kookamunda death grip, but Rattlehead weasels out, and clotheslines him to the mat. Heart meanwhile is in position, the crowd on it's feet. He does on moonsault from the top buckle onto the table where Justus Cleveland lays! Cleveland moves! Heart crashes through the table, and the crowd can't believe it. Cleveland, slow to his feet places Heart in the Cleveland Crab. Heart is out cold, and the ref lifts his arm three times before calling for the elimination. Heart is out!
Sklar rolls Colossus into the ring, before applying a standing figure four. Colossus refuses to give up and reverses the hold into a submission maneuver of his own! The crowd cheers as they think the end is near for Sklar, but he gouges Colossus in the eye to break free. Justus Cleveland climbs back into the ring in search for another man and finds Lord Vic and Kookamunda. He charges as Rattlehead, but the big man ducks and hoists Cleveland onto Kookamunda. Lord Vic slides under the bottom rope, pulls another wooden table out from under the ring and shoves into the ring. He stands it up in the ring, before climbing to the top rope. Cleveland is up, however, and knocks him down crotch first. He attempts to deliver a superplex, but the move is blocked. Rattlehead counters with his Headbanger top rope powerbomb, sending Cleveland through the table. A cover. One... two... THREE! Cleveland is eliminated and we're down to four men.
Kookamunda grabs Lord Vic after his pin, and throws him into Colossus, who is fending off Superstar. Colossus clothesline Vic out of the ring and follows him to the outside. Meanwhile, Kookamunda and Eric Sklar are hammering each other in the ring. Kookamunda gains control and delivers chop after chop on the Superstar. But Sklar surprises the mysterious one with a reverse DDT! He takes a breather, before heading to the top rope. Back on the outside of the ring, Colossus drives a boot into Lord Vic's kisser. Rattlehead reaches for his hockey stick and whacks Colossus in the chest. Colossus is grabbing his chest in pain and hobbles to the ramp. Rattlehead charges the former champ, stick in hand, but Colossus scoops him up and delivers the Slam Heard Round The World! He hooks the leg. One... two... THREE!
Back in the ring, Sklar is on the top rope when... the lights go out! The crowd explodes and when the lights come back on, Kookamunda is gone! Colossus slips under the bottom rope and attacks Sklar, who is still in shock. He whips Sklar to the ropes and tear into him with a clothesline. The crowd is way behind Colossus as he whips Superstar around the ring. He calls for the Slam Heard Round The World, but gets tripped up by Lord Vic who is still at ringside. Colossus turns around and has a few words with Rattlehead. Sklar is back up, and rolls up Colossus. One... two... THREE! Colossus is eliminated and Sklar is the last man standing!
Lord Vic runs from an angry Colossus, but bumps into an even angrier Oil Tanker at the ramp. The Oil Tanker takes Vic down with a clothesline and the crowd cheering him on. The two biggest men in the WCFC brawl to the back as Colossus follows shortly after.
As Sklar celebrates in the ring, the lights go out again! The fans are holding up lighters to possibly get a glimpse of what's going on. When the lights return, Kookamunda is standing behind a shivering Eric Sklar. Sklar turns around and finds himself in the hands of Kookamunda. The mysterious one chokeslams Superstar to the canvas and covers. One... two... THREE! Kookamunda wins!!! The crowd goes absolutely berzerk and the cheers are deafening. Sklar is still out cold in the ring as Kookamunda gathers his things and heads to the back to a loud ovation. Just as he is almost out of sight, Sklar speaks into a microphone.
"This is totally unfair! Get your ass back here you freak, and fight me like a man, without your witch craft and magic. We'll see who the real last man standing is."
Kookamunda drops his belongings and walks back to the ring. He steps to up to the apron and Sklar charges at him. Kookamunda, however, drives a shoulder into Sklar's gut and pursues him in the ring. He whips Sklar from buckle to buckle until The New Jerseys storm the ring. Kookamunda tosses them away like garbage and continues to beat on Sklar as the crowd is in an uproar. The other members of the Superstar Express don't give up, however, and begin to pummel Kookamunda. He grabs both of them by the neck and is about to land a double chokeslam when Sklar comes to their rescue. Together, the Superstar Express beat down on Kookamunda. Sklar heads to the top rope, as the Dazzling David Sklar holds Kookamunda's feet down and Jumpin' Joey Cohen, "injury" and all, holds down his arms. Sklar leaps from the top and lands his Showstopper frog elbow. A cover. One... two... THREE! "Superstar" Eric Sklar wins Last Man Standing!!! The crowd boos loudly until the lights go out once more. Kookamunda is gone when the lights come back on, and The Superstar Express look uneasy in the ring.
Match #7 (World Title Match): "Devastating" Dan Crank (champion) w/Ginsberg Wong vs "The Franchise" Mike Coristine (challenger)
"The Franchise" Mike Coristine makes his way to the ring first, as the Vancouver fans boo louder than they have all night at the sight of the challenger. However, the jeers quickly turn to cheers as "Devastating" Dan Crank gets a huge pop on his way to the ring in the White Jeep. He hands the World Title belt over to the referee, who shows it to the crowd. The bell sounds, signalling the match to begin. The champ and the number one contender circle each other a few times before locking up in the center of the ring. It looks like we're in for a fair fight, as no other Zoo Crew or Federation members are at ringside, except Ginsberg Wong. The lock up is broken, and the two competitors stand face to face. Coristine turns away first, before slapping Crank across the face. The crowd boos, until Crank takes Coristine down with a hard right hand. The crowd explodes and Crank pummels Coristine into the corner, where he stomps him down to the mat. The champ turns to the crowd, who cheer the big man on. Crank pulls The Franchise to his feet and whips him to the buckle. Coristine bounces back and right into Crank, who whips him to the opposite buckle, causing Coristine to flip over the top tope and to the outside. As the World Champ heads to the outside, he is tripped up by the Franchise and yanked over to the ring post. Coristine takes Crank's right leg and drives it across the steel post. Again, he assaults Crank's right leg. He is about to crotch him, when Crank pulls his feet in, sending The Franchise face first into the ring post. Coristine grabs his face in pain, and is pulled to the ring apron by the champ. Crank suplexes Coristine into the ring and makes the first cover of the match. One, two, but Coristine kicks out. Crank slams the Franchise to mat and heads to the second buckle. The champ attempts a splash, but Coristine gets his knees up. He is up quickly and begins to work on the Crank. He delivers a series of rights and lefts and then plants a standing side kick into the champ's face, sending him over the top rope and to the outside. The Franchise rolls Crank onto the announcer's table and heads back in the ring. He climbs to the top rope, yells something at the fans, and leaps landing an elbow across Crank's throat and both men go through the announcer's desk. A few moments later, Coristine is up and slams Crank's head into the guard rail. He whips Crank to the rail, but the Champ reverses it and Coristine goes flying into the steel steps. Crank slides back into the ring, and waits for Coristine to get back into the squared circle. As Coristine steps up to the apron, Crank charges at the ropes. He slams into The Franchise full force, sending him crashing through the remains of the announcer's table. Crank goes to the outside to fetch Coristine and rolls him into the ring. Crank follows and lands a backdrop suplex. a cover. One... two... But The Franchise kicks out. Crank whips the challenger to the ropes and puts his head down, only to fall victim to a DDT. Coristine with a pin. One... two... and Crank gets a shoulder up, much to the enjoyment of the fans. Coristine tries to nail a suplex, but can't lift Crank. Instead, the Champ carries Coristine over to the corner and slams him into the turnbuckle with authority. He begins to pound on the challenger, the crowd counting along. But Coristine shoves the champ off and hops to the top. He jumps and delivers his Cannonbomb! Both men are down, and the ref begins a ten count. At about 8, Coristine rolls on top of Crank. One... two... THR--- Crank kicks out! Coristine whips Crank to the buckle, but it's reversed! Coristine crashes into the ref, who gets knocked out in the process. Coristine and Crank exchange punches in the center of the ring and The Franchise whips the Champ to the ropes. Crank ducks a clothesline and then hoists Coristine over his head in a gorilla press and drops him for part one of the Devastator! The crowd is ecstatic as Crank bounces off the ropes and lands part two, the splash! He covers, but the ref is still out. Crank tries to wake up the ref, when Larry "The Ego" Milman races to the ring. He sizes up Crank, before levelling him with the Internet belt! Crank is out! The only man standing in the ring is Larry Milman. The crowd cheers, as "Big Mama" Joe Sling sprints to the ring and charges at The Ego. Milman takes a swing with the belt, but Sling ducks. Big Mama surprises Milman with the Sling Slammer, and then tosses Larry out of the ring. Coristine and Crank are now both up and Coristine low blows Crank. The crowd boos until Ginsberg Wong climbs to the apron and low blows Coristine! The crowd is cheering like crazy, as Joe Sling and Crank head to opposite corners of the ring, before squashing The Franchise with the Midnight Snack Sandwich! Crank covers Coristine, as Sling drags the ref over to make the count. One... two... THREE!!! Crank wins, and retains the World Title!!! The fans blow the roof off the arena as Crank holds the belt high over his head. We fade to black...