Before the next match, we're shown a clip from the dressing room, where Armed and Dangerous have been attacked! The camera catches The Barrington Arms leaving the scene, exchanging a beer-bottle high-five, as Silverdog and B.B. Gunn lie out cold on the floor.
Match #6 (Triple Threat WCFC Harcore Title Match - Shoots and Ladders rules): Amazin' Mazin vs Dan Heart vs Dangerous David Bohnen
The officials set up the bag of bamboo shoots above the ring, and the pile of ladders at ringside. Dangerous Dave gets a cold reception from the Montreal fans, and he tries unsuccessfully to shake them. Mazin gets a great ovation, but Dan Heart overshadows both as he is wrestling in his hometown. Heart salutes the crowd with a thumbs-up from his disfigured hand. Mazin and Heart go straight for Bohnen, who hops to the outside for safety. He turns to the fans, and points to his head, indicating that he outsmarted his opponents. However, when he turns around, he finds Mazin crashing down on him, and then as he gets back up, Heart is the body dropping from above. The fans erupt, and Mazin and Heart do some more teamwork in passing Bohnen back and forth, taking turns delivering rights and lefts. Dangerous Dave rolls abck into the ring, Heart and Mazin following. Bohnen is quick, though, and he knocks Mazin off the apron beforeshoving his shoulder into Heart's gut. Bohnen kicks down on Heart, and drops an elbow before pinning. Only a one count. Mazin is back in, and attacks Bohnen, but gets the worst, as he misses a dropkick, and hits his head on the canvas. Bohnen drops an elbow on Mazin and covers. Heart jumps in before the two count. Heart keeps going, and takes out Bohnen with a lariat, and then surprises Amazin' Mazin as well. Mazin takes exception, and shoves Heart back, as the two turn it into an all-out brawl. While they duke it out, Dangerous Dave quietly exits the ring, and slides the steel ladder under the bottom rope and into the ring. He rolls back in, and rams the chair into Heart's back, as the hardcore great tumbles into Mazin. Bohnen smacks the ladder over and again on his opponents' backs, before finally pinning Mazin. One... two... Mazin gets up! Heart is up, too, and he uses the ladder to nail Bohnen in the stomach, as Mazin follows with a DDT. Mazin holds Bohnen down, and Dan Heart sets up the ladder, ready to land a 15-foot elbow drop. However, Mazin takes the opportunity to pin Bohnen, and the ref starts a count. One... two... Heart leaps off the ladder, and onto Mazin, who's on top of Bohnen! The crowd erupts, as Heart sets the ladder up again, Bohnen and Mazin down and out. As Heart reaches high above the ring for the bag of bamboo shoots, Danegrous Dave gets up, and the insane one shoves the ladder. The ladder falls over, and Heart pulls the bamboo shoots down before going with the momentum and out of the ring. A pile of scattered bamboo shoots mess the canvas, and it's a scramble between Mazin and Bohnen for the free weapons. Mazin gets a pair of them, and drives Dave into a corner, cracking them on Bohnen's knees. Heart, on the outside, gets up, revealing a bloodied face, and perhaps a broken nose. He hobbles back to the ring, the fans getting behind him again. Back in the ring, Bohnen has turned the tides on the amazin' one, walloping his opponent with the bamboo across the back, and going for a pin. One... two... Heart breaks it up. The fans cheer as Bohnen gets up in frustration, only to find Heart holding a shoot of bamboo, waving it back and forth underneath Bohnen's chin. Mazin with a roll-up! One... two... Thr--! Bohnen gets a shoulder up! Bohnen low-blows Mazin, and then Heart, and proceeds to assault both with various creative ways of utilizing the bamboo. Finally, after bloodying Heart more, and opening up Mazin as well, Bohnen pulls Heart over Mazin's limp body, and pins both. The ref counts. One... two... he suddenly stops! The ref doesn't know who is pinning who! Heart is on top of Mazin, but Bohnen is on top of Heart! Dangerous Dave gets up, giving the ref a mouthful, and Mazin sneaks up from behind, and connects with a clothesline, sending Bohnen outside! Heart and Mazin go out after Bohnen, and the fight heads into the stands. All three men push the limit, as there appears to be none at all for any of them. Mazin with a belly-to-belly on Bohnen, Heart with a suplex on Mazin. A cover by Heart. One... two... Mazin is up. Eventually, the action gets back in the ring, where Dangerous David Bohnen has once again found himself in the driver's seat. Dropping Mazin with a clothesline, he plows into Heart with another. Bohnen motions to the fans for the Crash Landing spinebuster, and connects on Heart! Instead of taking the opportunity to pin the hardcore, Bohnen sets up the ladder, and begins to climb. As he prepares to leap onto Heart, Mazin gets up, and climbs up behind Bohnen. Mazin hits a low-blow on Bohnen, and rolls out of the ring. Mazin heads off, leaving Heart to handle the immobilized Dangerous David Bohnen. Heart climbs up, and connects with the Defribillator DDT off the ladder! One... two... THREE!!! Dan Heart is the first-ever WCFC Hardcore Champion!!! The Montreal fans erupt, as the ref hands him the belt, and he climbs the ladder, holding the title high above his head. He wipes away what appears to be a tear, but perhaps is only blood, as Dangerous David Bohnen looks on.
Match #7 (Eight Man Elimination Match): The Zoo Crew vs The Federation
The Federation are announced first, as the team of "The Franchise" Mike Coristine, Larry "The Ego" Milman, "Pretty Boy" Cory Chadwick and Ben Xeric head to the ring to a loud chorus of boos. After they goof around a bit in the ring, the Zoo Crew's entrance theme plays over thesound system. "Devastating" Dan Crank, "Big Mama" Joe Sling, Hunk of Dump and Hey Stack receive a huge pop from the Montreal crowd as two of the WCFC's top factions are set to square off. Cory Chadwick starts off in the ring against Hunk of Dump. The Blond Bomber takes a charge at Dump, but the big man doesn't budge, and it's Chadwick who hits the mat hard. Pretty Boy grabs the back of his head in pain and tries again. Hunk of Dump catches him and delivers a sidewalk slam that shakes the arena. He goes for a pin, but Ben Xeric steps in and pummels Dump. The ref tries to send Xeric back to his corner, but the latest addition to the Fed takes over nonetheless. He nails Dump with a series of chops, and whips him to the Fed's corner. They get their shots in, as Xeric nails a flying elbow. He gears up for one more, but walks right into the hand of Hey Stack, who whips Xeric down to the mat from the other side if the ropes. Xeric turns around and gives The Zoo Crew a piece of his mind. When he turns around, he finds himself locked in a bearhug courtesy of Hunk of Dump. Dump carries The Fed member to his corner, and tags in "Big Mama" Joe Sling. The crowd starts a "Big Mama" chant as the fan favourite takes over. He slams Xeric to the canvas and then lands a vicious splash on his opponent. A cover, but it only gets him a two count. As Sling picks up his opponent, Xeric gouges him in the eye, and has Big Mama stunned long enough to tag in Larry "The Ego" Milman. Milman unloads on the former Internet Champ, before pulling his shades down and laughing at his opponent. The Ego takes another swing at Big Mama, but Sling ducks and lands an atomic drop that sends Larry into The Zoo Crew's territory. They take turns nailing Milman, until Sling tags in Hey Stack. Hey Stack sends Milman to the ropes and clobbers him with a thunderclap. He lifts The Ego with two hands and throws him into the buckle. He calls out "HEYYYYYYYYYY" to the crowd before attempting his Stackalanche finisher. But Milman dodges the move at the last second, before tagging in "The Franchise" Mike Coristine. Coristine drops an elbow on Hey Stack and covers. One, two, but Hey Stack kicks out. Coristine hits a bulldog, and then shows off for the fans. He attempts to lift Hey Stack, but his opponent is too heavy. Hey Stack counters with a bodyslam of his own and covers. One, two, but Larry interupts the count. This sparks both factions to leave their corners and enter the ring. The ref has lost control and has lost track of the legal men. In the middle of all the mayhem, Joe Sling delivers the Sling Slammer to Pretty Boy, and Crank follows with a huge splash and covers. The ref sees the pin, and counts. One... two... THREE!
Chadwick has been eliminated. Xeric steps in, and begins to beat down on Joe Sling, as the rest of The Zoo Crew are sent back to their corner. He takes Big Mama down with a clothesline, but didn't see Sling tag Hey Stack on the way. Hey Stack surprises Xeric with a thunderclap and then whips him to the ropes. Stack puts his head down, and Ben Xeric capitalizes with his Zener Diode DDT/submission. Hey Stack is caught in the middle of the ring and has no choice but to tap out, and we're down to three on three.
Now "Devastating" Dan Crank sees his first legal action as he locks horns with Ben Xeric. Crank clobbers him with a clothesline and follows up with a vertical suplex. He hooks the leg. One, two, but Xeric kicks free. Now Ben Xeric regains control, and pulls Crank over to The Fed's corner. He tags in The Franchise, and the two double team Crank. Coristine continues the attack and sends Crank over the top rope with a clothesline. He distracts the referee, allowing Milman and Xeric to get cheaps shots in on Crank. The Franchise climbs to the top rope and looks to nail an elbow to the outside, but Big Mama shakes the ropes, and Coristine falls on his crotch. Crank recuperates and slides under the bottom rope. An out of breath Dan Crank steps to the second rope, and delivers a suplex on Coristine. He tags in Hunk of Dump, who motions for the Thunderbutt splash. He charges to the ropes, but is tripped up by The Ego. The distraction allows The Franchise to plant a standing side kick into Dump's kisser, and Coristine covers, while Larry holds The Zoo Crew member's feet down from the outside. One... two... THREE!
Hunk of Dump leaves in disbelief and Crank once again steps into the ring. Coristine, obviously a little scared, quickly tags in Milman, who is caught off guard. The Ego and The Franchise argue, until Crank slams their head together. He drags The Ego into the squared circle and powerslams him to the mat. One... two... thr---! Larry gets a shoulder up. Crank whips Milman from corner to corner, and has full control, but seems to be short of breath. He lets Milman's limp body drop to the canvas, and looks to the crowd, motioning for the Devastator. He picks Milman up and holds him over his head, but it doesn't seem to be as easy for him as usual. Crank can't hold The Ego up, and Milman falls on top of Crank. One... two... THREE!
"Devastating" Dan Crank has been eliminated! Joe Sling is the only member of The Zoo Crew left, as he takes on all three remaining Federation members. He whips Milman to the buckle, then Coristine, and finally Ben Xeric. Big Mama follows them into the corner and squashes the three men with authority. Sling grabs Ben Xeric and deliver the Sling Slammer. One... two... THREE!
Coristine drops an elbow, but Sling slides out of the way, leaving The Franchise to nail Xeric instead. Milman charges Sling, but is sent flying over Big Mama's shoulder. The Ego lands on top of the other two. The fans are going nuts and re-start a "Big Mama" chant. However, Coristine, Milman and Xeric are too much for Sling. They force him into a corner, until the ref finally dismisses Xeric from the ring area. The Ego pounds down on Sling and nails a DDT. He sets up for the Premium, but Sling scoops his legs out from under him and slingshots him into the turnbuckle. Big Mama rolls up a stunned Milman into a package pin. One... two... THREE!
We're down to "Big Mama" Joe Sling and "The Franchise" Mike Coristine! The two final men exchange rights and lefts, until Sling takes control. He lands a reverse atomic drop and nails a spinebuster. The crowd is berzerk, until Milman distracts the referee and tosses The Franchise something. Coristine adjusts what appear to brass knuckles and slugs Big Mama. Sling drops like a ton of bricks and Coristine covers. Milman tells the ref to count. One... two... THREE!!! The Federation wins! Milman joins Coristine in the ring and the two celebrate the victory. Joe Sling spots the foreign object and uses it to clock first The Ego and then The Franchise. He searches under the ring for something, and pops out with a can of spray paint. He begins to write the word "Zoo" on Coristine's back, but The Franchise and The Ego are up in the nick of time. They scoot out of the ring and leave to the back victorious. Sling, with spray can in hand, instead writes "Zoo" on himself and gets a loud ovation from the crowd, before leaving the ring area.
Match #8 (WCFC World Title Steel Cage Match): "Superstar" Eric Sklar (champion) vs Colossus (challenger)
As the steel cage is lowered, Colossus appears at the ramp to deafening cheers. He makes his way down to ringside and "Superstar" Eric Sklar follows shortly after, to a loud cold response from the fans from Montreal. He reluctantly enters the cage, where Colossus stands anxiously. Remember, the only way to win this match is to climb up and over the cage and be the first to touch the floor. In a matter of moments the two are at it, and Colossus wastes no time in smacking the life out of his opponent. He drops Sklar with a series of clotheslines, and then hoists the champ above his head. Colossus rams Sklar into the steel cage, Superstar crumpling into a fetal position. He pulls Sklar off the mat, and the former champ lifts him up into a vertical suplex. Letting the blood rush to Sklar's head, Colossus finally drops his opponent, and fans erupt. He is the first one to attempt to climb out of the cage, but doesn't even make it up halfway when Sklar pulls him down. Colossus's mistake leads to a backdrop suplex by the champ, and Superstar stomps away at the fallen hero. As Colossus gets back up, Sklar lays the big man out with a running forearm, and now he begins an ascent to the top. He, too, fails as Colossus pulls him off the cage, and drops Sklar with a front-face powerbomb. Superstar bounces off the mat, and rolls into a corner. Sklar asks for the ref to open the door, ignoring the rule that the winner must climb out of the cage. Colossus charges, but Sklar moves in the nick of time. The big guy hits an open turnbuckle, and it takes a few dropkicks by the champ to get him down again. Sklar is in full control, keeping Colossus down on the mat. He locks Colossus in the standing figure four leglock, trying to wear down the former champ's legs. Using the cage to his full advantage, Superstar rubs his opponent's face along the steel, and smashes his face into it as well. He maintains control until he gets a little too cocky. Sklar climbs the cage, but chooses to jump off it on his opponent instead of climbing out. He lands in the arms of his opponent, and Colossus slams him down. Sklar is quick to get up, but his attack is useless, as Colossus uses the roar of the fans to absorb Sklar's punches, and respond with his own! Sklar runs to the door, pleading with the ref, and when the door is not opened, he tries to open a hole in the cage. Colossus rams Superstar's head into the cage ten times, the crowd counting along. As his opponent starts to fall, Colossus hits the Slam Heard Round the World! Colossus looks to the top of the cage, and begins to climb out! As he reaches the top, Sklar still out, The New Jerseys sprint down to the ring. They climb up the outside of the cage, and meet Colossus at the top. The former champ battles with the Superstar Express members, until The Oil Tanker charges to ringside! He climbs up behind the Jerseys, and pulls them off the cage, leaving them to fall onto the concrete floor! He carries them off to the back, but the damage is done, as Sklar has gotten up, and Colossus's chance is lost. Sklar hauls the big man off the top of the cage, and then lands the Showstopper frog elbow! The crowd is silenced, and Sklar runs to the cage to begin a climb. He is out of breath, though, and can't get out before Colossus is back up. Colossus gives chase, and as Sklar has stepped over to the outside, Colossus reaches through the cage, grasping the champ's throat. The fans cheer, and Colossus pulls Sklar back up. The two superstars exchange rights and lefts, and Colossus gets Superstar in his arms. He delivers a massive superplex off the top of the cage, and both men are out!!! The two men are out, and slow to get up. They both reach their feet at the same time, and once again exchange shots. THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!! The fans erupt, and after a pause in darkness, the lights are back on, to reveal KOOKAMUNDA standing in between Colossus and the champ!!! Sklar is shaking in his boots, and Kookamunda stares him down. Kookamunda turns, and grabs Colossus by throat, before chokeslamming the fan favourite to the mat! A silenced crowd watches "Superstar" Eric Sklar run to the cage, and hurry to the top. He makes his way over, stopping to catch a glimpse of the ring action, only to see Kookamunda standing over top the fallen Colossus. Superstar leaps to the floor, grabs his belt, victorious. The fans are in a frenzy, as Sklar holds the belt above his head, running to the back, and Kookamunda still as a statue, arms folded, looming over Colossus. We fade to black...