Match #6: Justus Cleveland vs Sexxy Kenny
Sexxy Kenny skips to the ring, sporting a cocky grin and being careful to dodge incoming soft drinks from the fans. Kenny flexes to a loud chorus of boos, and flexes again. The crowd erupts for Justus Cleveland, who enters the arena exchanging high-fives with the crazed fans by the ring. Cleveland hops onto the ring apron, and waits for the bell. He reaches out to shake Kenny's hand, and when Kerman obliges, Justus plants a foot into his gut. The fans cheer, and Cleveland follows up with an atomic drop. Kenny, in pain, stumbles around the ring, clutching his rear, before falling victim to a vicious clothesline. Kenny rolls to the outside of the ring, catching his breath, but Justus simply follows him out. Kenny runs from Cleveland, and trips the fan favourite on his way around the corner. Kenny quickly capitalizes on Cleveland's fall, stomping on him, and using a a nearby cable to wrap around his throat. Cleveland gasps for air, and Kenny sends him head-first into the guard rail. Fans boo as Kerman flexes again, and shoves his opponent back into the ring. Kenny goes for a cover. One... Justus kicks out. Kenny yells at the ref, but goes back to work on Cleveland. He slows the pace down with a rear chinlock. Cleveland looks as though he's going to fade out, when the fans start to make a lot of noise, rumbling the arena. Justus uses their support to work his way out of the hold, falling back with a suplex on Kerman. He takes a running start, and goes for an elbow, but Kenny moves, and once again regains control. Kerman with a bodyslam, and he follows with an elbow from the second buckle. A cover. One... two... Justus kicks out again. Kerman vents some frustration out verbally on the ref, before returning to his opponent. Sexxy Kenny sends Cleveland into the corner, and charges full steam. Justus moves at the last moment, leaving Kerman to connect with the turnbuckle. Cleveland unloads a flurry of rights and lefts on the dazed Sexxy Kenny, and then executes a fisherman's suplex. One... two... Kenny gets a shoulder up. Justus muscles his opponent into the corner, and unloads some more. The fans count along as Cleveland finishes off the ten count of punches. Kenny to the ropes, and Justus goes for a dropkick. However, Kerman hangs onto the ropes, leaving Cleveland to bang his head on the mat. Kerman with a package pin. Only a two count. Kerman with a Russian legsweep. Another cover. One... two... Justus kicks out. Kenny's frustration seems to be mounting, as he once again kicks his opponent to the outside. Kerman hops over the ropes, and down onto Cleveland. He jams Justus' foot between the ringsteps and the ringpost, and then slides into the steps, crushing Cleveland's ankle in the process. Justus hobbles back into the ring, but Kenny pulls him back out. Kerman continues to stomp on the fan favourite's ankle, until Justus has had enough. He turns and levels Kenny with a clothesline, before ramming his head into the ringsteps. He rolls Kenny back into the ring, blazing in rage. He tries a clothesline, but Kenny ducks, wrapping Cleveland up in the Crossface Sexxywing. Justus reacts quickly, though, driving Kenny back into the turnbuckle, and slamming Kerman into the center of the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, reaches into his tights, and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles! The fans erupt, as Cleveland drops a fist on Kenny, and slides the weapon back into his hiding place. He goes to Kerman's feet, and turns him over into the Cleveland Crab! Kenny screams in pain, before finally tapping out. Justus Cleveland wins!
As Justus celebrates the win, he asks for a microphone.
"You know, last night was my birthday, and I got these babies for a present. (reaches into tights to show the brass knuckles) Sexxy Kermit, you are the first, but certainly not the last, to find out that Justus always prevails. I am the judge, the fans fans are the jury, and the verdict is... I will be the next WCFC World Champion."
The fans erupt, and Cleveland heads off, stopping to give a few more high-fives.
Dan Heart storms out, and steps into the ring.
"Sugar Daddy, I'm here. Be a man and a true Hardcore Champion. Bring out that gutless body of yours, and give me back my title."
Sugar Daddy, after a long pause, finally shows his face, sporting a few cuts and bandages from earlier in the night. Apricot and Brandy lead him to the ring.
Match #7 (Hardcore Title Match): Sugar Daddy (champion) vs Dan Heart (challenger)
Sugar Daddy goes right after Heart with the cane, but Heart ducks and flattens him with a clothesline. Heart delivers a flurry of closed fists to his opponent's skull, as the champ desperately tries to defend himself. Heart picks up the cane from the canvas, cracks it in two, and then uses the two pieces like a pair of nunchucks. Apricot and Brandy pull Sugar Daddy to safety on the outside, as the menacing former champ salutes the fans. Sugar Daddy begins to walk away from the fight, which induces Heart to give chase. Sugar Daddy races up the ramp and behind the curtains, and Dan Heart disappears, too, searching for the champ. Cameras finally catch up, and we see Heart looking around one of the fast-food stands. Suddenly, Sugar Daddy pops out from behind the counter, smashing Heart into the register, and pulling him over the counter. The champ shoves Heart's face close to the sizzling grill, but Heart resists long enough to reach a spachula, slapping Sugar Daddy in the face. The champ grabs his face in pain, before Heart rips off Sugar's band-aids, and sprays vinegar on the open wounds! Heart hauls Sugar's body over his shoulder, and carries him to the ring. He is stopped at the top of the ramp by Apricot and Brandy, who distract him enough to drop their man. With Heart occupied, Sugar shoves him off the platform, and the former champ takes a nasty 15 foot drop. Sugar Daddy covers. One... two... Thr--! Heart kicks out!!! Sugar Daddy can't believe it, and he leads the fight towards the ring. As they reach ringside, Heart surprises his opponent with a low blow, rolling him into the ring. Heart disappears under the ring for a moment, before re-appearing with a rope. He ties up Sugar Daddy, and holds up three fingers to the crowd! Triple By-Pass!!! One... two... THREE!!! Heart regains the title! The fans go nuts, as Heart re-claims his belt and celebrates the win.
Match #8: Amazin' Mazin vs "The Essence" Shawn Mecklinger
The fans rise to their feet as Amazin' Mazin jogs to the ring and gets set to hand The Essence his first WCFC loss. Shawn Mecklinger is announced next, and he is accompanied by the owners of the WCFC. About halfway down the ramp, The Essence insists that he doesn't need the Targonsky brothers to be at ringside, and they head to the back. Mecklinger steps through the ropes and provokes Mazin right away. The Amazin' One charges at The Essence, who slides under the bottom rope to safety. He clutches Mazin's legs from the outside, and pulls out of the ring. Mecklinger unloads on Mazin, before sending him crashing into the ring apron. The Essence continues to punish Mazin, as he drives his opponent's face into the steel guard rail. Mecklinger rolls Mazin's body into the ring and follows. He goes for a cover. One... two... Mazin kicks out. Mecklinger still has the advantage as he stomps down on his opponent. He goes for a leg drop, but Mazin rolls out of the way. The Amazin' One is up and he takes The Essence down with three straight clotheslines. Mazin with a powerslam and a cover. One... two... but Mecklinger gets a shoulder up. Amazin' Mazin keeps the heat on and executes a belly-to-belly suplex that sends The Essence crashing into the canvas. The fans cheer, as Mazin climbs to the top buckle. He leaps, but gets a mouthful of Mecklinger's boot on the way down. The Essence follows that up with a jawbreaker and he covers his opponent. One... two... but no more. Mecklinger's frustration grows as he keeps trying to put Mazin away with high impact maneuvers. He whips Mazin to the buckle, but Mazin reverses the move and sends The Essence into the opposite corner. The ref, however, is caught in between and gets squashed by Mecklinger. The Essence bounces back and clotheslines Mazin to the mat. The best of all things leaves the ring and snatches a chair from ringside. He slides back under the bottom rope and prepares to hit Mazin with the weapon. But Mazin blocks the blow, kicks The Essence in the stomach, and levels him with the steel chair! He follows that up with his Full Nelson Face slam onto the foreign object and drags the ref over to make the count. One... two... THREE!!! Mazin wins! He celebrates with the crowd until Ben and Elisha Targonsky quickly hit the scene. The fans boo as they conference with the referee and show him the illegal object in the ring. The ref talks to the ring announcer, and the decision is changed. The match will continue. Mazin can't believe it, while The Essence sneaks up from behind. Mecklinger tries to take Mazin out, but the Amazin' One ducks out of the way and hits a DDT! One... two... Mecklinger kicks out. With Mazin in control, Elisha Targonsky hops onto the ring apron and complains to the referee, and Mazin checks out the problem. This is enough of a distraction to allow Ben Targonsky to toss his saviour the very same chair that was used earlier in the match. The Essence clobbers an unsuspecting Amazin' Mazin, before getting rid of the evidence. Mecklinger sets Mazin up for his Screwdriver finisher and nails it! He covers his opponent. One... two... THREE!!! The Essence remains undefeated in the WCFC! He quickly slides out of the ring, and meets the owners at the ramp, before they all head off to the back in victory.
Match #9: "The Franchise" Mike Coristine and Larry "The Ego" Milman vs "Pretty Boy" Cory Chadwick and Ben Xeric
The Federation castoffs enter first, and Pretty Boy and Xeric get a very warm welcome from the Columbia fans. Xeric and Chadwick look pumped, and determined to end what is left of the Federation. The fans boo at the sight of "The Franchise" Mike Coristine and Larry "The Ego" Milman, who head to the ring in their usual cocky manner. Ego tries to start a "lackey, lackey" chant, but the fans don't buy into it, instead starting an "Ego sucks" cheer. Franchise covers Milman's ears, which causes the fans to chant louder. The match starts, and Coristine starts things off against Chadwick. The Franchise slaps Chadwick in the face, and the Blond Bomber responds with a chop of his own. Coristine, shocked, stumbles back, and conferences with Milman for a moment. Chadwick grabs Coristine, throwing him into his corner. Xeric and Pretty Boy double-team the Franchise, before The Ego runs in for a save. He charges, but Ben Xeric simply tosses him to the outside floor. Coristine falls victim to a double clothesline, and then a double elbow. Pretty Boy covers, but can't get a one count. Chadwick tags in Xeric, who whips Franchise around before dropping him with a sidewalk slam. A cover. One.. two... Coristine kicks out, and desperately reaches Milman for a tag. The Ego steps in, and gets decked with a right hand by Xeric. The fans cheer, and Milman retaliates with a poke in the eye. Xeric, stunned, gets planted into the mat with a DDT by The Ego. The Internet Champion drapes Xeric over the ropes, and distracts the ref. The Franchise, meanwhile, chokes Xeric behind the referee's back. Milman finally gets bored of toying with the ref, so he returns to Xeric, driving his knee into the former Fed member's back. The Franchise holds his boot up, and The Ego rams Xeric's face into his partner's foot. They make a quick tag, stomping Xeric to the mat. Coristine with a clothesline, and then a piledriver. He covers Xeric. One... two... the Franchise pulls Xeric off the mat, tagging in The Ego. They execute a double backdrop suplex, before Milman clobbers Pretty Boy off the apron. An infuriated Chadwick tries to get back at the Ego, but it backfires, as Coristine and Milman team up some more on Xeric. The Franchise is back in, and he heads to the top rope. The fans boo as he does a little showboating, and leaps with a legdrop. Xeric moves! The fans erupt, and Ben Xeric tags in Pretty Boy, who dropkicks the Ego, and then the Franchise. The fans are going crazy, as Xeric and Chadwick knock The Ego to the outside, and work on Coristine. They pass The Franchise back and forth dishing out a fair share of rights and lefts. The Ego, on the outside, grabs his Internet Title, and as the ref tries to separate the double-team action in the ring, he clobbers Chadwick in the back. With Xeric forced back into his corner, The Franchise make a cover. One... two... Thr--- Chadwick kicks out! The fans erupt, and a frustrated Franchise tags in the Ego. They work on Pretty Boy, and Coristine nails The Unconditional Release suplex/piledriver. They don't cover, but instead, the Ego goofs around, laughing at Pretty Boy's beaten body. He fixes his hair, and sets up Chadwick for The Premium powerbomb. Holding the Blond Bomber, his back to Xeric's corner, he waits for the fans to boo even louder. As he is about to lift Pretty Boy, Xeric climbs to the top buckle, and dropkicks The Ego in the back of the head. Milman goes tumbling over Pretty Boy, who catches him in a package pin. One... two... THREE!!! Chadwick and Xeric win! What an upset victory! The Federation can't believe it, and the fans celebrate with the underdogs, as the losers try to accept a bitter defeat.
Match #10: Colossus vs Kookamunda
Colossus gets a huge pop as he heads to the ring for the night's second last bout. The fans cheer him on, until the lights dim. As Kookamunda appears at the ramp, he pulls with him a wooden cot. At a closer look, we see The Oil Tanker's limp body lying on the platform. The fans boo, as Kookamunda hauls the rolling cot to ringside. The expression on Colossus' face is priceless. Kookamunda sets his staff aside and laughs in the face of Colossus. Kookamunda takes a swing, but the fan favourite ducks and dishes out a flurry of punches on The Mysterious One. The fans cheer as Colossus whips Kookamunda into the corner and follows with a vicious clothesline. He pounds on his opponent, until Kookamunda throws Colossus into the corner and the two trade places. Kookamunda unleashes a series of vicious chops on his opponent, before snapping him to the mat. He gives the crowd a frightening look, evoking a response of boos. The Mysterious One chokes the fan favourite to the mat, and the ref must pry him off in order to put a halt to the illegal hold. Kookamunda threatens the referee, who immediately backs off, while The Mysterious One continues to choke Colossus out. Finally, Kookamunda stops and pulls the fan favourite to his feet. He slams Colossus to the canvas and ascends to the top turnbuckle. But Colossus gets to his feet quickly, and assaults Kookamunda at the top rope. The fans cheer on their hero until Kookamunda grabs him by the throat and shoves him to the mat. The Mysterious One leaps and nails Colossus with a clothesline. He goes for a cover. One... two... but Colossus kicks out. Kookamunda whips his opponent into the corner, and follows with a splash. However, Colossus bails at the last second and Kookamunda crashes into an empty corner. Colossus nails his opponent with lefts and rights, but Kookamunda won't go down. He bounces off the ropes and tears into Kookamunda with a clothesline, taking him off his feet. The fans cheer as Colossus explodes into an attack. He executes a vertical suplex and a legdrop before covering. One... two... Kookamunda sits up. Colossus can't believe his opponent's resilience and continues to maintain the advantage over Kookamunda. The Mysterious One tries to stop the fan favourite's momentum with a kick to the gut, but Colossus catches his foot. Colossus spins his opponent around, knees him in the stomach, and powerbombs him to the mat! A cover. One... two... Kookamunda sits up. Colossus' jaw drops, as he tries to figure out a way to beat his opponent. The former WCFC champ charges at his opponent, but Kookamunda hoists him up and over the top rope to the outside. Kookamunda and Colossus brawl into the crowd, down the ramp, and finally back to ringside. Colossus smashes his opponent's face into the steel rail, but their is little effect. Kookamunda retaliates with a thunderous chop, and rolls Colossus into the ring. He waits for Colossus to get up, before applying the Kookamunda Death Grip. Colossus screams in pain, and appears to be fading out. The fans rumble their feet, and Colossus powers out of the hold. As Kookamunda tries to keep Colossus on the receiving end, The Oil Tanker slowly wakes up from his unconscious state at ringside. Colossus blocks a left, then a right, and dishes out a frenzy of punches. He calls for the Slam Heard Round the World, and delivers his finisher to Kookamunda! A cover. One... two... thr---! The Oil Tanker pulls Colossus off of The Mysterious One. Colossus can't believe his eyes, as he looks down at his older brother in awe. He steps out to the ring apron and demands an explanation for The Oil Tanker's actions. Meanwhile, Kookamunda has gotten up, and he grabs his opponent by the throat. He hauls Colossus up and over the top rope, and chokeslams him into the ring. A cover. One... two... THREE!!! Kookamunda wins! As The Mysterious One heads off in victory, The Oil Tanker walks away, the fans booing, and Colossus on the losing end.
Match #11 (World Title Match): "Big Mama" Joe Sling (champion) vs "Superstar" Eric Sklar (challenger)
Superstar struts his stuff to the ring, smirking at the fans, who boo him on his way. He climbs the top buckle, motioning that he will regain the World Title. WCFC Champion Joe Sling receives a tremendous ovation, and its a matter of seconds before "Big Mama" chants fill the arena. Sling slaps the hands of the ringside fans, and even receives a kiss from a beautiful girl wearing an "look into the eyes of Big Mama" shirt, before entering the ring. He holds the belt over his shoulder, hands it over to the ref, and points to his eyes for Sklar. Superstar steps up to Sling's face, and points to his own eyes, before poking those of the champ. The fans boo the early cheap shot, and Sklar unloads on Sling. He sends Big Mama to the ropes, and drives a knee into the big man's gut, following with a forward legsweep. Sklar covers, but before the one count, Sling tosses his body off like a rag doll. The fans cheer, as the champ turns the tables on Sklar. He drives a boot into the challenger's face, and picks him up, charging into the corner. Superstar's limp body crumples in the corner, draped on the buckles. Sling takes a running start, and squashes the challenger's body to a giant ovation. He covers Superstar's motionless body. One... two... Sklar gets a shoulder up. Sling with a backbreaker and a cover. One... two... again Sklar kicks out. Big Mama hoists Sklar's body over his head, but Superstar wiggles free, and drops out of the champ's hands. The challenger shoves Sling to the outside of the ring, where Big Mama hits the unprotected floor hard. Superstar executes a springboard torpedo splash on Big Mama, before kicking away at his body. Sklar whips Sling into the announcer's booth, what's left of it, and the champ drops to the floor. Superstar takes the microphone.
"Hey fat boy, how the hell am I supposed to stare into the eyes of Big Mama, when you're looking blankly at the floor? All my little superstars know that belt is mine!"
The fans boo Sklar, who rolls Sling back into the squared circle. He covers the champ. One... two... Big Mama kicks out! Superstar doesn't let up, immediately trying for a submission with a standing figure four leglock. Sling rolls back and forth, using his momentum to knock Sklar off balance. The champ uses his strong legs to kick Sklar off, sending the challenger flying back into the corner. Big Mama shows great strength in propping Sklar onto the top turnbuckle, and he sets Superstar up for a superplex. The fans cheering wildly, Sling delivers the superplex and rolls onto his opponent. One... two... Thr-- Sklar kicks out! Big Mama races to the ropes, and goes for a legdrop. Sklar bails out of the way, leaving Sling to hit canvas. Superstar pauses to scream a profanity at the girl who kissed Big Mama at ringside, before choking the champ. He places Big Mama in a camel clutch. Superstar manages to slow the pace to his preferred level, and the champ struggles to get free. With support from his fans, and the resurgence of a "Big Mama" chant, Sling gets up, Superstar still on his back. He falls back, crushing Sklar, and he motions for the finale of the match, more specifically, the Sling Slammer! Turning to the fans for approval, Sling notices the girl in the "look into the eyes of Big Mama" shirt, as she is climbing over the ringside rail. She steps up to the ring apron, and hugs the champ. She kisses Big Mama, to a loud cheer, but then slaps him! A shocked Joe Sling falls victim to a reverse DDT at the hands of "Superstar" Eric Sklar, and the challenger climbs to the top. He leaps, landing the Showstopper elbow, and pins the champ. One... two... THREE!!! Superstar regains the WCFC World Title! The fans boo as Sklar and the ringside fan rejoice, and leave the ring together. She pulls off the Joe Sling T-shirt to reveal an "I'm a little Superstar" shirt! The fans in hysterics, we fade to black...