Match #7: Kookamunda vs Vic Rattlehead w/Tool Shed
Vic Rattlehead and his Tool Shed receive a huge pop from the Las Vegas fans, as Lord Vic leads the way to the ring. He has a quick conference with his army, before setting Lord Stick, Lord Pick and Lord Brick into his corner. The crowd boos, as the lights dim, cueing an appearance from Kookamunda. The Mysterious One takes slow strides to the ring, staff in hand. The crowd is ignited, as they anticipate a great match from these two titans. A lock up, and Kookamunda takes a chop at Lord Vic, followed by another. He gears up for a big swing, but Rattlehead ducks, and sends an off-balance Kookamunda reeling with rights and lefts. The crowd is enjoying watching Rattlehead dismantle The Mysterious One in the corner, until the tables turn once again. Kookamunda throws his opponent into the turnbuckle, and pounds on him relentlessly. Lord Vic gasps for air, as Kookamunda applies an illegal choke hold. The ref tries to break it up, but is scared away by an angry Kookamunda. The Mysterious One whips Rattlehead to the opposite buckle, and tears into with a clothesline. A cover. One... two... Lord Vic kicks out. Kookamunda pulls his opponent to his feet, but Rattlehead is quicker, and he shoves his unprepared opponent through the ropes and to the outside. Kookamunda lands on his feet, but is soon sent crashing to the mat courtesy of an axehandle by Rattlehead. The crowd cheers, as Lord Vic whips his opponent around outside the ring. The leader of the Tool Shed smashes Kookamunda's head into the steel steps, but the move has no effect. The Mysterious One retaliates by driving Rattlehead into the steel ring post, before rolling him into the ring. Kookamunda stomps down on his opponent, drops a knee onto his chest and goes for a cover. One... two... Rattlehead gets a shoulder up. Kookamunda with a bone shattering shoulder breaker, and he heads to the top rope. He leaps and connects with a flying clothesline! One... two... but still, Rattlehead kicks free. Kookamunda shows some frustration, and grabs Lord Vic by the throat. He is about to deliver a chokeslam, when Rattlehead plants an elbow into the back of his head. He stuns the Mysterious One with a single-arm DDT, and covers. One... two... Kookamunda sits up. Rattlehead whips Kookamunda to the corner, but it is reversed. The Mysterious One sends Lord Vic the opposite way, and the ref gets caught in the middle. The referee drops to the mat, and Kookamunda charges his opponent. But Rattlehead grabs Lord Stick, and smashes it over his head. He shakes the ref, and pulls him over to make a count. One... two... THR---! Kookamunda sits up once again! Rattlehead can't believe it, as he clutches his hockey stick once again and heads to the top buckle. He jumps, but is caught in the waiting arms of Kookamunda. A chokeslam almost sends Lord Vic through the mat, and The Mysterious One applies the Kookamunda death grip on Rattlehead. Lord Vic has nowhere to go, and has no choice to submit to the hold. The crowd boos, as Kookamunda is announced the victor of the contest. The Mysterious One gathers his belongings and heads to the back, as we get set for the next match.
Madness will not be on this Monday (the 7th of June). The next edition of Monday Madness will be on the 14th of June.
Match #8 (Triple Threat Internet Title Match): Amazin' Mazin (champion) vs Hey Stack (challenger) vs Sexxy Kenny (challenger) w/Sugar Daddy
The first man announced is Hey Stack, and he gets a loud pop from the crowd as he heads down to the ring. Next, Sexxy Kenny is booed down the aisle, as Sugar Daddy follows closely behind, still wearing a neck brace. Sex and Candy step foot in the squared circle, and Sugar Daddy takes the microphone, before pointing to Armon Williams who is situated at the announcer's table.
"I should be in this ring tonight competing for the WCFC Inernet Title, but instead I am stuck here as a spectator. And this (pointing to his neck), is YOUR fault, Armon Williams. (crowd boos) You know, I've been trying to keep this bottled up inside for a while, but I can't keep my mouth shut any longer. (Sugar Daddy leaves the ring and gets right into Williams' face) Armon Williams, you shouldn't be part of this organization - especially not as an in-ring competitor. (Sugar Daddy shoves Williams) Get outta the WCFC right now! It should be known to the rest of the WCFC roster, and the whole world what you did, and that's - "
Armon Williams takes a swing at Sugar Daddy, and the microphone falls out if his hand. The crowd cheers, as a scuffle ensues. Soon, a flock of officials race to ringside and break up the fight. Sugar Daddy is booed, as he is escorted to the back.
Sexxy Kenny, amongst the confusion, attacks a distracted Hey Stack, jumping on his back, and pounding on his head. He whips the Zoo Crew member to the ropes, nailing a dropkick. He chokes down on Hey Stack, and the fans erupt, as Amazin' Mazin finally appears on the scene. The Internet Champion slides under the ropes, prying Kenny off of his opponent, and slamming Kerman to the mat by his hair! The fans are loving it, and Hey Stack makes it a double-team effort on Sexxy Kenny. They send Kenny to the buckle, and Hey Stack drives a boot into Kenny's belly, followed by a Mazin DDT! A cover by Mazin. One... Hey Stack pulls him off, and covers. One... Mazin pulls Hey Stack off. The two argue, and Sexxy Kenny capitalizes by drop kicking Mazin in the back, sending him into Hey Stack. Kenny with a running bulldog on the Zoo Crew member, and a side Russian legsweep on Mazin. He covers Mazin. One... two... the champ gets a shoulder up. Kerman turns and covers Hey Stack. One... two... kick out. A frustrated Sexxy Kenny mouths off to the ringside fans, and is forced to dodge a soft drink that comes flying his way. Distracted, Kenny is easy pickin's for an Amazin' Mazin clothesline, which sends Kenny tumbling to the outside. As Mazin turns to his other opponent, he is sent flying out of the squared circle by Kenny's feet, courtesy of a Hey Stack thunderclap. All three men duke it out at ringside, with Hey Stack maintaining control over both of his opponents. However, as he charges at Sexxy Kenny, Kerman moves, and Stack hits the steel ringpost. Kenny wraps a nearby camera wire around Mazin's throat, as the ref's count nears ten. Kenny quickly slides in and out of the ring, to erase the count, but as he approaches Mazin for more abuse, he gets a right hand in the kisser! the fans erupt, and as Mazin gears back for another on the little Sexxy Kenny, Hey Stack rams into him from behind. Finally, all three men get back into the ring, and Hey Stack hits a thunderclap on Sexxy Kenny. However, it is Mazin who capitalizes, hitting the Full Nelson Faceslam on Kerman! One... Two... Hey Stack interrupts the count! As Mazin backs The Zoo Crew member off, Kenny jumps on the champ's back, and locks on the Crossface Sexxywing! Mazin flails his arms in agony, struggling to get free, managing to get Kerman off by falling backward and crushing his opponent. Kenny is slow to his feet, and a gagging Amazin' Mazin removes himself from the action for a breather. Kenny finally gets up, supporting himself by leaning on the turnbuckles. This leaves him vulnerable for Hey Stack, who connects with the Stackalanche finishing move! Kenny drops to the mat, but as Hey Stack gets ready for a pin, Mazin capitalizes by nailing him with the Full Nelson Faceslam!!! He pins Hey Stack. One... two... THREE!!! Amazin' Mazin retains the Internet Title! He heads off to cheers, claiming his belt on the way, and a dejected duo of Hey Stack and Sexxy Kenny have a few unfriendly words in the ring.
Match #9: "The Franchise" Mike Coristine vs "The Essence" Shawn Mecklinger - guest referee Elisha Targonsky
The crowd boos, as Elisha Targonsky heads to the ring first, getting set to be the special guest referee in the contest. The Essence is announced next, as he ignores the boos from the crowd and steps foot into the squared circle. The Franchise gets a huge reception from the fans, as he cockliy struts to the ring. He takes a sip from his water bottle, and spits it into Mecklinger's face, and the crowd cheers as the match is underway. The Essence takes exception to Coristine's actions and charges his opponent. But The Franchise just ducks down and delivers a back body drop. Again, The Essence charges, but Coristine sends him to the mat with a drop toe hold. The fans cheer, as Mecklinger get increasingly frustrated. The Franchise forces his opponent into a corner and slaps him around a bit, until Targonsky gets in the way. Elisha warns The Franchise, but the crowd cheers when Coristine replies with a rude geture. Mecklinger capitalizes on the brief distraction, and takes Coristine down with a clothesline. The Essence scoops up his opponent and slams him to the canvas. Mecklinger hops to the second buckle and plants an elbow into Coristine's chest. A cover. One... two... The Franchise kicks out. The Essence continues to maintain the upperhand, before tossing his opponent to the outside. Coristine has little breathing time, as Mecklinger quickly pounces on him from the ring apron. Mecklinger uses a handful of Coristine's hair to slam his opponent's face into the steel guard rail. Targonsky gives warning of the illegal move, but lets the match continue smoothly, nonetheless. Mecklinger whips The Franchise into the barracade, but it's reversed! Coristine sends The Essence sailing in the air, only to crash down hard on the concrete. The crowd cheers, as The Franchise rolls his opponent back into the ring and levels him with a standing side kick. A cover. One... two... The Essence gets a shoulder up. Coristine lifts his opponent off his feet, and executes a slingshot suplex to perfection. The fans cheer, as The Franchise climbs to the top rope. He leaps, and hits a cannonbomb from way up! One... two... THR---! Mecklinger kicks out, although the fans thought it was over. Coristine forces The Essence into a corner, and begins a ten count of punches to his head. At about six, Mecklinger counters by prying Coristine off the buckle, and slamming him down with a spinebuster. One... two... Coristine kicks free. The Essence pounds down on The Franchise, and cracks Coristine over his knee with a back breaker. He pulls Coristine to his feet and whips him to the ropes. The Essence puts his head down, and falls right into the waiting grasp of The Franchise. Coristine hoists Mecklinger in the air, brushing him by Targonsky's face on the follow through, and lands The Unconditional Release! The crowd erupts, as The Franchise covers. But the ref is knocked out! Coristine shakes Targonsky, trying to revive him to make the count. He tries to wake up the ref for what seems like and eternity, but turns back around to find The Essence back on his feet. Mecklinger surprises Coristine, and lands The Screwdriver! Suddenly, Elisha is back to his feet, and makes the count. One - two - three! The crowd boos, as Mecklinger is awarded the match after the fast count by the referee. Ben Targonsky sprints to the ring to congratulate The Essence on his victory, while a steaming Mike Coristine gets to his feet. As the Targonsky brother's raise the victor's arm, Mecklinger yanks his hand away. Coristine grabs ahold of both Targonsky's, and the fans cheer him on. But The Essence separates The Franchise from the owners, trying not to let things get out of hand. Mecklinger holds Coristine back, before turning and plowing the owners himself! The two Elite members pound on the owners, until the fans start to boo the vile act. Larry "The Ego" Milman runs to the ring, and the fans cheer when he tries to stop Coristine and Mecklinger. He shoves both men, but then joins in on the beating of the owners/presidents of the WCFC! The crowd boos, and all three members of the Elite hold their arms in the air, before leaving Ben and Elisha Targonsky in shambles in the ring.
Match #10: Dan Crank vs "Big Mama" Joe Sling w/Ginsberg Wong
Dan Crank heads down the ramp to a loud chorus of boos, and he screams at the crowd through his beloved megaphone. He shakes his fist at the fans, and enters the ring. The fans burst into cheers when "Big Mama" Joe Sling pops though the curtains, sporting some bandages around his torso as a result of Crank jeep attack last week. He heads to the ring to Big Mama chants, and waits on the outside, as Ginsberg Wong drives the White Jeep to the ring, the fans cheering. Wong exits, and gives Sling his vote of confidence. Crank exits the ring and plows into the distracted Big Mama, who tumbles into his manager. Crank rolls his opponent into the squared circle, and chokes his down. The ref pulls them apart, but Crank just shoves him away, going right after his opponent once again. But Sling dodges the attack, and responds with a frenzy of punches to his former best friend. He knocks Crank down with a shoulder block, and drops an elbow, followed by another. One... Crank kicks free. Sling sends him to the ropes, but as Big Mama tries for a clothesline, Crank shows some new-found agility in ducking and delivering a swinging neckbreaker. That hushes the crowd, and Crank goes to his corner to retrieve the megaphone. He points at the fallen Big Mama, and screams, "That, my good friend, is what Zoo is all about!" He kicks Sling in the ribs, and rolls him to the outside. Crank follows him out, and directs the war to the White Jeep at ringside. Crank sends his opponent flying into the side of the vehicle, denting it on the door. Crank continues to drive Big Mama into the side of the car, and when Ginsberg Wong tries to intervene, Crank simply opens the back door, and throws him in. The ref decides to stop his counting, judging by the fans interest. Crank pulls Sling over to the ring, and he heads back to the car. He opens up the driver's door, and enters. Wait a sec, he's going to drive into Big Mama! The fans boo, and as Crank turns the key, and revs up the engine, Ginsberg Wong pops out from the back seat, nailing the 300 pounder in the head! The fans erupt, and Sling gets to his feet, yanking Crank from the jeep! He opens up the hood, and puts Crank's hands inside, before slamming it onto his fingers! The fans are going nuts, and Sling rolls Crank, who is clutching his hands in pain, back into the ring. He covers. One... two... kick out by Crank. Sling keeps the momentum on his side, sending his opponent to the ropes. Crank blocks a hip-toss attempt, and goes for a body slam. Big Mama blocks that, and returns the favour, slamming Crank down. One... two... Crank kicks free. Dan Crank pokes Sling in the eye, and just like that he's back in control. Crank with right hand, and he drops a stunned Big Mama with a side suplex. A legdrop and a cover. One... two... Sling kicks out. Crank stomps on Sling, and heads to the top rope! He shows improved balance with his lighter frame, and nails a splash from the top! One... two... THR--! Big Mama kicks out to giant ovation. A disappointed Crank yells at the ref, and then the fans, but turns back to his opponent. He whips Sling to the ropes, and goes for his death valley driver finishing move. Big Mama is too heavy to get onto his shoulders! Crank grabs his back in agony, and Sling scoops him up! Sling Slammer! One... two... THREE!!! "Big Mama" Joe Sling wins! He maintains the Zoo Crew name and the White Jeep! Crank leaves in disgust, and Big Mama hoists Ginsberg Wong into his arms in victory!
Match #11 (World Title Match): "Superstar" Eric Sklar (champion) w/Violet vs Justus Cleveland (challenger)
The crowd erupts, as Justus Cleveland makes his way to the ring, exchanging high fives with the ringside fans. He warms up in the ring, as "Superstar" Eric Sklar appears to a loud chorus of boos. Violet leads the WCFC World Champion to the ring, and holds down the middle rope for him as he enters the sqaured circle. He holds the belt out to the referee, but pulls it away quickly and takes a swing with it at Justus Cleveland. Cleveland ducks, and unloads on the champ with lefts and rights, the crowd on its feet! Cleveland whips Sklar to the ropes, and takes him down with a clothesline. Superstar bounces to his feet, but is taken up and over the top rope by the challenger. Sklar crashes to the concrete, as the fans cheer on Justus. Sklar is embraced by Violet outside the ring, but is urged to get back in the ring by the referee. Superstar cautiously steps up to the ring apron, but Cleveland is agressive, and slingshots the champ back into the ring in a hurry. Sklar grabs his back in pain, and slowly backs off on his knees, begging for mercy. Relief comes for Sklar in the form of a low blow, and the ref gives a warning to the World Champion. Superstar shoves his opponent into the corner, capitalizing on an immobilized Cleveland by repeatedly kicking him in the gut. Sklar slams Justus to the mat, and goes for an early cover. One... Cleveland kicks free. Sklar kicks his opponent to the outside, before getting a running start. Superstar leaps onto Cleveland with a springboard torpedo splash, taking both men into the announcer's table. The desk collapses with the superstars on top, as both men are slow to get up. The champ is up first, and he drags Cleveland over the barracade and into the crowd. But when the action heads back to the ringside area, it is Sklar who is seen flying over top the guard rail, and Cleveland back in control. The crowd cheers, as Cleveland rolls Superstar back into the ring, before delivering a Russian leg sweep. A cover. One... two... Sklar kicks out. Justus begins to work on Superstar's legs, as he drops down an elbow. He goes for an early Cleveland Crab, but Sklar wiggles free, and pokes Justus in the eye. The champ trips his opponent up, and slaps on a standing figure four. Cleveland tries to break the hold, but can't. He eventually makes it to the rope, much to the fans' delight. Superstar doesn't let go, however, so Justus kicks his legs forward, sending Sklar tumbling away. The champ charges Cleveland, but Justus powerslams him to the mat! Justus begins his ascent to the top rope. He reaches into his boot, and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles! The crowd boos, as Violet pulls down on Cleveland's leg, preventing him from going to the top. Cleveland kicks Violet away, but Superstar is up, and has Cleveland in his grasp. The champ uses all his strength, and superplexes Cleveland to the mat! A cover. One... two... Justus gets a shoulder up! Violet slides the championship belt into the ring, and climbs to the apron, drawing the ref's attention. Sklar picks up the belt, and waffles a disoriented Cleveland. Justus drops to the mat, and Sklar makes the pin. One... two... THR---! Justus kicks out! The crowd goes nuts! The champ can't believe it, and climbs to the top rope for the Showstopper. Cleveland gets to his feet, and yanks Superstar's feet out from under him. Sklar's head smashes into the canvas, Cleveland still clutching the champ's legs. Justus slowly turns a struggling Sklar over into the Cleveland Crab. Superstar screams in agony, as Justus applies the pressure. Violet helps her man to the ropes, but Cleveland pulls his opponent away. Justus reaches back with all his remaining strength, and Superstar is forced to tap out!!! The fans explode, as Justus Cleveland is the NEW WCFC World Champion! Cleveland climbs the buckle, the belt around his waist and the fans cheering. On this night, Justus has prevailed. We fade to black...