A sell-out crowd has crammed into the arena to catch the first ever WCFC pay per view action. The fans are awaiting the first match...
Match #1: Ice vs The Blue Mimi
This was the final match added to the card for "Wrestlefest," and is the first of the night. The Blue Mimi and Ice square off as they circle eachother in the ring. Ice takes a time-out to tell the fans to shut up, while The Blue Mimi is trying to work up the crowd. The two wrestlers finally lock up and Ice drives a knee into Mimi's belly. A whip to the ropes and a lunging knee to take the Mimi down. Ice picks up his opponent and slams him to the mat. He goes for an elbow, but The Blue Mimi bails out in the nick of time. He lands a few drop kicks on Ice and manages a small package, which only gets him a two count. A quick snap suplex and another cover, still two. The Mimi heads to the top rope, but Ice grabs him on the way up and whips him to the mat with authority. He pins his opponent, but gets a two count. Ice still in control as he plants a few fists in the Mimi's gut and goes for a strange submission hold that doesn't last very long. The Mimi gets to the ropes to break the hold and catches Ice by surprise with a roundhouse kick to the chest. A DDT to follow and almost gets a three count. He whips Ice to the ropes and does a leap-frog, but Ice catches him and lands a vicious powerbomb. He calls for the Cold Shoulder, and drives The Blue Mimi down into his shoulder breaker maneuver. He covers his smaller opponent, and gets the three count. Ice is booed out of the ring as he leaves without any celebration.
A reminder that Madness will take place on Wednesday this week, not the usual Monday.
Match #2: Kenny Kerman vs El Infierno
This is a battle between to light heavyweight wrestlers who can match one another move for move and are both on the same skill level. The crowd gives both men loud pops upon their entrances to the ring. Right off the bat, this contest proves to be a quick highflying show. Kerman lunges for El Infierno, who takes him down with a hiptoss. Infierno tries the same, but Kerman brings him down with a hiptoss as well. They lock up and Infierno is whipped to the buckle. Kerman is after him, but Infierno hops up over him. Infierno unloads with a series of karate-style kicks and throws Kerman to the opposite turnbuckle. He goes in after Kerman, who has hopped to the top and executes a moonsault press on Infierno. He hooks the leg, 1...2..., but it's reversed by Infierno! One, two, and Kerman kicks free. Kerman to the ropes and lands a flying elbow on Infierno. He tries another, but Infierno ousts him out of the ring. Kerman is getting up only to see a flying El Infierno coming down on him. The two wrestlers duke it out on the outside and quickly make their way back into the ring. Kerman scoops Infierno and slams him. He goes to the top and lands a huge splash and covers. One...two... Infierno kicks out. Kerman sends Infierno to the ropes and tries to land a running fall-away slam but Infierno turns the tables and hits a tornado DDT. He covers, but can only manage a two count. All of a sudden, the two competitors stop wrestling and begin discussing something in the ring. Kenny Kerman leaves the ring to get a microphone, while Infierno is waiting for him to return. The fans are in awe.
Kerman speaks:
"You know what? Me and El Infierno are sick of losing in this damn jail that the Targonsky's call the WCFC. How can we possibly go on week after week wrestling guys who are twice our size and actually think that we have a chance at winning? All of us smaller wrestlers signed with this federation so we could make a name for ourselves. Well, how the hell are we supposed to do that if we job every week to bigger and stronger guys? It's ridiculous! And, what the hell are we, a couple of meaningless guys on the WCFC roster? Why are two talented guys like us wrestling in the second match of a pay per view card. We bring you real entertainment. This match should have been one of the last contests of the night. Just because we're smaller than most of the other wrestlers, it doesn't mean that we don't count around here. Things are gonna be different around here now. Things are gonna change, big time."
Kerman throws the microphone and he and Infierno leave the ring together as the crowd is in shock, not knowing how to respond to the words of Kenny Kerman.
Match #3: "The Lion" A.J. Jarczyn vs Sugar Daddy
Remember boys and girls, this is a no DQ, no countout, falls count anywhere match. The Lion is the first to head to the ring, and he receives a great applause from the crowd in Pittsburgh. However, on the way to the ring he is attacked from behind by Sugar Daddy. Sugar Daddy has no Apricot or Brandy to help him out on this match. Sugar Daddy continues to work on A.J. outside the ring, and the bell sounds. He picks up a chair and plows it into the Lion's head. Jarczyn crumbles to the ground, and Sugar Daddy continues to beat on him for what seems like eternity. He climbs to the top rope, while Jarczyn is still outside. Sugar Daddy attempts a moonsault, but the Lion moves out of the way, and Sugar lands hard on the concrete floor. Jarczyn is up, and delivers a series of vicious chops on his opponent. He rolls his man into the ring, and slaps on a Boston crab. Sugar Daddy fights hard, and eventually reaches the ropes, forcing the Lion to break his hold. Still, A.J. is in control, and works the crowd. He delivers a thunderous bodyslam on Sugar Daddy, and follows with a backbreaker. He attempts a pinfall, but can only get a two count. He sends Sugar Daddy back to the outside, where he is most comfortable. He follows his fallen opponent out of the ring, and picks up the steel steps. Just as he's about to drop the weapon on his man, Sugar Daddy kicks A.J. in the gut, causing the Lion to drop them on his head. A cover by Sugar Daddy, but the ref can only get to two. Daddy picks up Jarczyn and throws him over the guard rail, and into the crowd. He climbs over and wails away on A.J.'s head with closed fists. Down the aisle they go, and right to the back. Cameras lose them, until finally they catch up to the brawl, now taking place in the back parking lot, with Jarczyn in the upper hand. A cover by the Lion, but only a near fall. They continue to fight down the ramp to the underground parking lot. Cameras lose them again...
Match #4: The Zoo Crew w/Ginsberg Wong vs The Punk and a mystery partner
"Devastating" Dan Crank and "Big Mama" Joe Sling enter the ring first, in usual fashion. They are driving the white jeep, and Ginsberg Wong is assisting them in screaming profanities at the Pittsburgh crowd. Crank has a microphone. "Okay, Punk, get yer lousy ass out here, and bring your stupid surprise with ya. We wanna finish you off for good, cuz quite frankly, nobody needs punks like you!"
The Punk appears at the ramp, and the crowd goes wild. He heads to the ring, and before entering introduces his mystery partner for tonight's contest. "Well, Zoo Crew, your time has come. Tonight, I get my revenge. Introducing ... the big, and I mean BIG, surprise!" A huge man, of almost 400 lbs heads to the ring to accompany his tag-team partner, The Punk.
The match begins. The Punk starts things off against Dan Crank, and he stays in full control. The crowd is behind him 100%, and that works to his advantage. A series of dropkicks, and then a cross body press take down Crank, who quickly scurries to his corner. He tags in Joe Sling, who attacks the Punk right away. However, he misses with a clothesline, and the Punk lands a spinning heel kick that sends Sling to the outside. The Punk chases Sling out, and works away on his opponents fat belly. He charges at Sling, but Big Mama moves, and the Punk slams hard into the steel ringpost. Sling finally turns things in favour of the Zoo Crew. He rolls the Punk back into the ring, and lands a few huge elbows. Dan Crank is tagged in, and he drops a leg on the Punk's head. A cover, but the count only reaches two. Still, the Zoo Crew maintain control by keeping the Punk in their corner, and doing quick tag-ins. Sling is back in, and he powerslams the Punk into the mat, and then lands a side suplex. Another cover, but only two. Sling motions to the top rope, which gets a loud chorus of booing by the crowd. He reaches the top, but out of nowhere, the Punk is back up and he shakes the ropes. Sling falls hard on the buckle, and the Punk delivers a vicious DDT from the top rope. A quick cover, only two. The Punk goes to the top now. He lands a devastating sommersault flip onto Sling, and goes to his corner to tag in his big partner. The mystery man steps over the ropes, and glares at "Big Mama" Joe Sling. All of a sudden, he turns and plow the Punk in the head with a thunderous right hand. The Punk falls to the mat. The crowd is baffled, and the Punk can hardly believe it! The man lifts the Punk, and holds him from behind, allowing Joe Sling to beat up his opponent. Sling grabs the Punk, and delivers his finisher, the Sling Slammer. He tags in Crank, who gives the Punk his finisher, the Devastator, and then Crank motions to the big man. The Punk's partner runs to the ropes and lands a running butt splash, and the arena shakes! Crank covers, and asks for a five count, and gets it. The Zoo Crew, plus their new friend leave the ring, while a bloodied Punk lies motionless inside.
Yet another reminder that Madness will not be on Monday this week, but rather Wednesday the 22 of July.
We see that cameras have caught up to the Jarczyn/Sugar Daddy matchup! The two men are wrestling in one of the maintanence rooms. The Lion is down and Daddy is throwing jugs and containers of all sorts onto his fallen opponent. Sugar Daddy then pushes a rack of supplies onto the Lion and covers. He almost gets a three count. Sugar Daddy breaks a mop over Jarczyn's back. He picks up a broom, but A.J. blocks the attempted hit and rams the broom right into Daddy's face. The Lion slams Sugar Daddy onto a table, and then nails him with a garbage can. A cover, one...two...thr...no! Jarczyn grabs Mr. Daddy and sends him down the hall, and back onto the street. Cameras once again lose them.
Match #5: Amazin' Mazin vs Colossus
The crowd has been hyped up for this one all night, and they go crazy when the two competitors are finally announced. This one promises to be a match of great intensity, and high-impact manouvers. It's hard to tell who the crowd is supporting more in this bout, but it's obvious Colossus has more at stake, which is a title shot. Mazin and Colossus stare each other down in the middle of the ring, and then the two lock up. Colossus whips Mazin into the turnbuckle. Mazin back up, and he chops Colossus across the chest, to which the crowd cheers loudly. Another lockup, this time Colossus gets a headlock, and turns into a hip toss. Mazin charges, and Colossus with another. Mazin regroups, realizing that he has his hands full with the mighty Colossus. They lock up and Mazin sends Colossus to the ropes. A knee to the gut followed by a European uppercut. But it's not enough to take the giant down. He runs at Colossus once again, but finds himself getting back body dropped for his efforts. Colossus is back on the attack. An elbow, an then a backdrop suplex. He covers, but only manages a two count. Colossus maintains solid control, and then places Amazin Mazin in a reverse chinlock. However, the amazing one refuses to give up, and uses crowd support to break the hold. A flurry of rights and lefts by Mazin, and then a standing dropkick. Colossus is still up. Mazin charges a dazed Colossus and lands a thunderous bulldog on the big guy! A cover, one...two...no! Mazin, however, is still working away on his bigger opponent. He uses his good strength and mat techniques to keep Colossus down. He goes to the top. A legdrop from the top, and he lands it! A cover by Mazin, but he only gets a two count. He gets up and calls for the Full Nelson Faceslam, his finishing hold. He grabs Colossus and sets up, but Colossus reverses and flips Mazin over the top rope and onto the floor. He follows Mazin to the outside, and clobbers him with elbows and axehandles. Colossus whips Mazin into the steel guard rail, and rams him with a knee. Colossus is back on top and is in full steam. They both get back into the ring, and Colossus sends Mazin to the ropes. He lands a fallaway slam. A pickup, and an atomic drop, followed by a clothesline. Colossus covers, but still only gets two. "The Franchise" Mike Coristine appears at the ramp. Colossus turns to see his foe, who is observing the match from a distance. With Colossus's back turned, Mazin charges him from behind. Colossus is quick enough to turn around in time, and catches Mazin. He delivers his Slam Heard 'Round the World, and gets the three count. He gets up to see Coristine, but the WCFC champ is gone.
Cameras have once again caught up to the Sugar Daddy/A.J. Jarczyn brawl. The two men are now in a basement boiler room, and The Lion has Sugar Daddy locked in the Jaws of the Lion bearhug. Sugar Daddy struggles, but refuses to submit to the hold. He manages to get ahold of a steel pipe, with which he plasters Jarczyn in the head. The Lion falls to the floor. A cover by Sugar Daddy, but still, he only gets a two count. He grabs A.J. and throws him into an elevator, and follows his opponent in. The doors close, and cameras have once again lost the brawl.
Match #6: WCFC World Title Match
"The Franchise" Mike Coristine (champion) vs Bohnen the Barbarian (challenger)
The crowd is still alive after the first five matches of the evening, and are even more pumped for the main event. Bohnen the Barbarian is first to the ring, and the crowd gives him a tremendous ovation, in the hopes of seeing the WCFC title change hands tonight. When "The Franchise" Mike Coristine, the champ, enters the ring, the crowd is all over him. The match begins. Coristine grabs early control with a few quick take-downs. The Barbarian then evens things out with a few of his own, and he takes it from there. He's whipping Coristine around the ring like a rag-doll. A body slam, a backbreaker, and then an atomic drop. Coristine escapes the ring to recuperate, and the crowd starts to chant "Coristine Sucks!" He gets back in, and slows Bohnen down with a rake to the eyes. A snap suplex by The Franchise, and he follows with a splash in the corner. A cover, but the ref only gets to a one count. An angry Coristine complains of a slow count, but decides to stay focused on his opponent. The champion slingshots Bohnen onto the ropes, and then applies a camel clutch. The Barbarian doesn't submit, and the crowd helps him work his way out of the hold. He sends Coristine to the ropes, but is nailed with a clothesline, and the champ is back in control. An elbow, and a cover. Just a two count for Coristine, who places the challenger onto the turn buckle. He sets up for a superplex, and lands it! He calls to the crowd for a Cannonbomb, his finisher, and gets a chorus of boos. He climbs to the top. He jumps, but Bohnen moves, and the crowd erupts! He's quickly up and grabs the Franchise. A belly-to-belly suplex, and another. A cover by Bohnen, but Coristine kicks out at two. He takes his opponent and tosses him onto the concrete floor. He goes to the top and delivers a double axehandle on Coristine, who falls flat on his face. The Franchise is whipped into the stairs, and then into the ringpost. Bohnen goes around to the timekeeper's table. He takes the WCFC belt and places it under the ring. Bohnen goes back to work on The Franchise, and then gets back in the ring. A dazed Coristine goes to the timekeeper's table to get his belt, but it's not there! "Where the hell is my belt, you jobber?" he yells at the timekeeper. In frustration, he takes ahold of the defenceless man. Bohnen races back to the outside. He charges Coristine, but gets nailed with the bell for his efforts. The champion rolls the Barbarian back into the center of the ring, and goes to the top rope. He lands the Cannonbomb, and pins Bohnen. One...two...three! Coristine has successfully defended his WCFC belt. He leaves the ring to boos, and we fade to black...