Here are the promised and oh so patiently waited for show flyers. I know they are hard to read but if you squint hard enough I'm sure you'll be able to divine exactly what it is we were trying to say. If you're lucky they'll turn out to be like those Magic Eye things and you'll get an extra bonus image while you're trying to read them. But probably not. If you can't figure one out at all, too bad for you, consider yourself incredibly deprived because you can't decipher our rapier wit.