A stupid quote is something that ya say to someone (or to yourself) and that person looks at you like your a total idiot and starts laffing at you.  THAT is a stupid quote.  And when that happens, I run and get some paper and write it down so EVERYOne knows about it.  And now YOU get to see some of them! 

At the time that these were said, they actually made sense. But taken out of context they are just like, really retarded.  So.  Here's my tiny, but growing, list!