Quotes


Music:

Tori Amos
Fiona Apple
Daniel Ash
Beck
Bjork
Cake Like
the Cardigans
Cat Power
Coal Chamber
Chris Cornell
Elvis Costello
Ani DiFranco
Drain STH
Ednaswap
Alec Empire
Perry Farrell
Garbage
Julianna Hatfield
Kristin Hersh
Hole
Idlewild
Jesus & Mary Chain
Joan Jett
L7
Luscious Jackson
Man or Astro-Man?
Sarah McLachlan
Moby
Monster Magnet
Nine Inch Nails
Pennywise
Pitchshifter
Placebo
Iggy Pop
the Primitives
Rasputina
Henry Rollins
Siouxsie Sioux
Sleeper
Sloan
Sneaker Pimps
Soundgarden
Spy
XTC
Weird Al Yankovic

Movies/TV:

Ciao, Professore!
Clue
Desperate But Not Serious
The House of Yes
My So-Called Life
Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion
Seinfeld
The Simpsons
Sixteen Candles
Toys
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory


Music

The music is the magic carpet that other things take naps on, and I am alternating between soaring on her tapestry carpet with its elaborate, gold-encrusted surface and falling into its gorgeous and bloody scenes. I am looking for the secrets in the hidden patterns, but my guide into this woven world can be as allusive and abstract as the goddess herself.

God exists. He is up there drinking some Margaritas. I'm sure about that. But I don't look at him as something divine. I rather believe in the spiritual world. That's a very common word to me, nothing strange about it. That's because of my Indian grandfather, who had a large influence on my life. Most of the time I discover the divine in not-western and ancient cultures. Especially in those of the Native Americans.

[Christian men] have got to talk about the the penis because they've got one, and they're using it. But that's the problem with Christian men, - they haven't known where to put it! The shame that they cast on the women - 'you tempt us to do this' - that's because they dont' think they have the right to put their penis somewhere. So they've taken the sword and gone from country to country slaughtering people to believe in Christianity. I don't see a lot of 'Love your neighbor' when I look at the last 2000 years of Christianity.

Lucifer was the brother holding the space for mankind/womankind to act out their fears and hidden secrets, things they won't acknowledge. That's what the shadow is, the side that's been denied, and once you don't deny your shadow anymore than it's not a perversion of that energy source.I don't consider Lucifer an evil force. We can all tap into that free-running current of distorted energy.

-Tori Amos


Cows make milk, I make music..it's just a natural thing, it comes out of me.

I did what I wanted to do, and that's something to be proud of. Who cares what happened? Who cares if those other people were idiots and somebody wants to pick on me? -Fiona Apple


I find (goths) very limited. It sounds pompous for me to say, but I find goths very boring.

I remember when I first got (to LA) I was on a motorcycle and I wasn't used to all the boob jobs and I nearly had an accident every 10 minutes - thinking..Jesus, are they real? -Daniel Ash (Bauhaus/Love & Rockets)


I think that what we think of as beauty are really the mistakes. The things that perpetuate themselves are the things that are wrong. -Beck

Sometimes doing the same thing for a really long time freaks me out, routine freaks me out. But then again, always doing new things can be lazy...it's tricky. I can be very sneaky with myself. -Bjork

There is more to life than running around the country playing my silly songs to half-drunk people in clubs. -Cat Power

There's this romantic idea of England, that we all drink tea and love the Queen and think Tony Blair's great - and it's all bollocks. My England was miners' strikes and housing estates..." -JS Clayden (Pitchshifter)


You open a door for a woman, you introduce yourself, you get her a drink and you give up your seat for her. Without women this whole society would go to shit. All men wanna do is war-war-war!

I'm a human being in a great rock 'n' roll band. All I wanna be known for is making friends with people, having no ego and playing until we're dead. Don't know us for gimmicks: know us for working. -Dez Fafara (Coal Chamber)

Women should help each other out, instead of having jealousy. But I'm sure I'll have some bitches come up. I've got German and Polish blood, so I'll kick their ass! -Nadja Porombka (Coal Chamber)


Music is so wide open. It blows me away how bands meander around the same territory for years. For me, it's such a huge, infinite landscape of things you can do.

I don't think you ever really reach a plateau where you're good enough at your craft...you always have to create something new.

There's this incredibly aggressive new rock-filtered-through-rap influences kind of thing that seems almost sociopathic. And both (that and the teen pop craze) happening at the same time is interesting, if you think about it. But I haven't thought about it much. I don't think any of it should be taken seriously.

Disco was almost more of a sport than it was sitting and listening to a record by yourself.

I think rock had been misinterpreted and pushed in the face of the public as being something where rock bands of the late eighties had a lifestyle that you, the listener, could never have. They could have amounts of money that you could never have; they could have women that you could never have. It wasn’t so much that rock suddenly dominated. It was that people realized that rock could exist on a level that fans could relate to. You could see Nirvana on television and a kid would look at that and think they look like me, I can play songs like that, I can relate to this, their problems and what they’re singing about can be similar to problems I’m having. It’s not these people showing up in videos in helicopters or filming their girlfriends doing the splits on a Mercedes Benz. It’s people that I can relate to. Rock always exists in some level or another and sometimes it’s more popular than others. I think it will always be there. I think a lot of what motivates fans to want to be involved is how much they can relate to it and how much it inspires them. -Chris Cornell (Soundgarden)


Something that was previously rock & roll doesn't make it rock & roll forever. It's somebody in a bedroom somewhere doing something you haven't heard yet..with any luck. -Elvis Costello

I think, what is an artist doing? They're trying to express an idea as people. And it seems logical to me to take everything you can to do that. -Melora Creager (Rasputina)

That's probably the most powerful thing that art or music can do, is to inspire another human being to be creative. -Jill Cunniff (Lucious Jackson)

I'm doing what I love. It's more than a job, it's an adventure for me. -Ani Difranco

I didn't like the fact that you had to look this certain way to be a punk, because to me it was always about the energy and the attitude and the view of the world, and not about having green hair. Ten years after the Sex Pistols, punk rock was just not provoking anybody anymore. -Alec Empire

Plates all have the certain basic same function: they serve. Plates are just a name. You can eat off a paper plate. You can eat off china. And it's the same thing with music; there are different ways of serving up music. Sometimes it's paper plates, sometimes it's china... -Perry Farrell (Jane's Addiction/Porno for Pyros)

To create genre out of gender is just horrible to me. -Jennifer Finch (L7)

It's not a sellout if nobody buys it. -Julianna Hatfield

You can't lie with an acoustic guitar. -Kristin Hersh


Jewel and Tori Amos deserve to get played but where are L7, Bikini Kill and Sexpod? There's room for that but why are people so afraid to be strong?

If you're not doing what you really love then what's the point? -Joan Jett


The way we write music now is - for us - very advanced. We have a notebook and we say, "Okay, now here's where Jodie does the bop bop bop, and Kerri does the chunka chunka chunka on the 4th dot 2nd string down. It's the boney-ass club special language. -Kerri Kinney (Cake Like)


It's like (the press) think female groups are a special genre...like you have punk bands and you have blues bands and you have all-girl bands. And that's so silly, because not all girl bands play the same kind of music. They're not doing the same thing at all.
We happen to be an all-female band - the concept will surprise some, but hopefully inspire most.
-Anna Kjellberg (Drain STH)

You better make the most of life because you have truckloads of fate coming your way and you never know when it's going to hit you. I get tired of people who complain about being bored or not liking their life; it's up to the individual to make it happen for themselves, not sit around and complain all day. -Jim Lindberg (Pennywise)

"Live Through This" was just me on three gears. Because my fourth gear was sucked up through drugs. Courtney Love (Hole)

We didn't start a band to make money or be successful, we all had back problems. -Man or Astro-Man?

We all became musicians in the first place because we felt like aliens in real life. We need that connection with people, it makes us feel like we're no longer alone - as tragic as that sounds. -Shirley Manson (Garbage)


I was being compared to Tracy Chapman and Michelle Shocked, and where do you get that comparison? We're young and we're female and that's it, and boy, that bugs me.

(Email) is a great escape. It's a way to communicate but not actually have to deal with people. And I don't know if that's very healthy. -Sarah McLachlan


One time I accidently knelt on a hamster. It went into spasms and my friend had to pick it up by its tail and slam it against the black Tarmac to put it out of its misery. Not nice. -Moby


It's amazing how many people are fascinated by the whole glam era, they really do glamorize it, maybe because it's in the past. I really believe that they're seeing it through rose colored glasses, see it as a free and crazy time, but if they would have lived during that era, they would've had the same social pressures. -Brian Molko (Placebo)

I don't regret not having a number one single..maybe I regret not having a huge circular bed with 20 large-breasted women all at the same time. -Andy Partridge (XTC)

I think I helped wipe out the 60's.

Punk rock, as soon as it became labeled punk rock, became incresingly reductive...I can't believe people get away with it, and I can't believe people listen to it.

If I had stayed in New York I would have been prey to that whole business of "This is your life, we all like you, and it doesn't matter if you're not happy at home and you can't write a fucking song, you're rich, fuck off and die like the rest of us and we'll call you when you want to turn up at our awards dinner." Fuck, I ain't bald, I ain't fat, and I ain't ready for that. -Iggy Pop


The lyrics to "Torn" were written in five minutes. If you're spending more than that writing a song, it's probablt not a hit. -Anne Previn (Ednaswap)



(As a musician), basically about 5% of what you do is actually making music, while 95% is either talking about it, or sitting in a bloody tour bus going to some town you didn't want to go to in the first place.

Nirvana was a weird success story. I thought that they should've changed the music scene the way that we always wanted to. They sounded so uncompromising. And I thought, "This is it. It's gonna happen. This band is going through the roof." People saw that you don't have to sound like Huey Lewis & the News to be successful. -Jim Reid (Jesus & Mary Chain)


I like the challenges of flirting with the mainstream. I think we can do it honestly. Let Fred Durst surf a piece of plywood up my ass. -Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails)

(Ben Stein): Do you really run into women this mean
Henry Rollins: With a truck, yeah.


Planning ahead with what you're going to do really makes no sense. It takes away the spontaneity. Creativity works best in an environment of chaos.

I like the idea that the best-laid plans can be wrecked by a patch of bad weather. Anything that is so controlled that it takes away any element of risk becomes predictable and boring.

The media are so hung up on their labeling. "Alternative," "electro" or "house." They are so obsessed about the form and not the content. I don't care what you call something - is it good or not?

I think it's the lack of arrogance and musical snobbery, and the advent of new technology that makes us excited. It's quite limitless where we get our sources of inspiration from. Great music is timeless.

Serial killers usually look normal, and people end up saying things like, "Gee, I would have never guessed he would do that..." People who put on normal masks can get away with it because they lull victims into a sense of security.

What the hell is "normal" anyway? Is commuting 9 to 5 each day normal? Is that an ideal? But normal and ideal are two different things, aren't they?

The only way to play golf is with HEADS! -Siouxsie Sioux (Siouxsie & the Banshees)


Canada is essentially tofu. It takes on the flavor of whatever it is influenced by. -Sloan

I want to remove people's stigmas toward kinds of music. I just dump everything into a blender and listen. -Spy

You're always reinventing yourself, seeing a new girlfriend, buying a new car, moving to a new apartment, you try to make yourself happy and in the end, you realize...you're like a tourist in your own world. You're living your life, but you're not really a part of it. You spend so much time trying to figure it out that you can't enjoy it. -Peter Svensson (Cardigans)

There's just a point of time where you just want to get out of high school, you know? You're driving the car that you're driving, but it doesn't shine like it used to and doesn't go as fast as it used to without it making weird sounds on the highway. -Kim Thayil (Soundgarden)

Even if we make people puke, then we've achieved something, haven't we? -Pete Tweedie (the Primitives)

If I wanted to be quiet or polite I'd work in a bank. -Louise Wener (Sleeper)

We view the person singing down the front as just another instrument. -Joe Wilson (Sneaker Pimps)


Being in a band is the only chance you get to scream in peoples faces and get away with it.

People just presume we're going to shout in their faces when we meet them. The big worry is being taken for something we're not. As soon as you write a song it's open to a whole ocean of interpretation. -Roddy Woomble (Idlewild)


I wanted to make a full-on, devil-horn-in-the-air, fuck-everybody, I'm-gonna-burn-your-house-down record. It's time to put on some leather pants and breathe fire on the people. -Dave Wyndorf (Monster Magnet)

..they said, "There goes Al, the accordion player." And look where they are now. They're working at 7-11..I SHOP at 7-11! -Weird Al Yankovic


Movies/TV
Life is like the ladder in a chicken coop - short and shitty.

(Ciao, Professore!)


Mrs. White: Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

(Clue)




Man at club: You know, I heard that second-hand smoke is even more harmful than actually smoking cigarettes.
Frances (smoking): So start smoking and protect your lungs.

(Desperate But Not Serious)




Jackie-O: I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins.

Jackie-O: Were you poor? Did you eat chicken pot pie?

Lesly: I know how to say "I love you" in sign language.
Jackie-O: Marty, don't leave this girl alone with any handsome deaf mutes, that's my advice to you!

(The House of Yes)




Angela Chase: My parents keep asking how school was. It's like saying, "How was that drive-by shooting?" You don't care how it was, you're lucky to get out alive.

Angela: It just seems like, you agree to have a certain personality or something. For no reason. Just to make things easier for everyone. But when you think about it, I mean, how do you know it's even you? And, I mean, this whole thing with yearbook - it's like, everybody's in this big hurry to make this book, to supposedly remember what happened. Because if you made a book of what really happened, it'd be a really upsetting book.

(My So-Called Life)




Romy: I was so lucky getting mono, that was like the best diet ever.

(Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion)




Elaine: I will never understand people.
Jerry: They're the worst!

(Seinfeld)




Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
[Marge scrapes it off the ceiling into Homer's hands]
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious.

Homer: You mean you're never going to eat anything that comes from an animal again?!
Lisa: No.
Homer: Not even ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Oh, right Lisa. Some wonderful, MAGICAL animal!

Side Show Bob: Aah, kettle chips. The perfect side dish...for REVENGE!

(The Simpsons)




The Geek: Where am I?
Caroline: I'll tell you where you are if you tell me who you are.
The Geek: I'm Farmer Ted.
Caroline: You're in the parking lot across from my church.
The Geek: You own a church?

Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies!
Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass! Ha Ha Ha.
Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY!
[reaches to cup them cut to:]
Samantha: I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up!

Ginny: I love Rudy, and he is totally enamored of me. I mean, other men have loved me, but not for six whole months in a row.

(Sixteen Candles)




Alsatia: But you'll be back for Easter?..We'll be having eggs.

(Toys)




Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why, are you having fun?

Willy Wonka: If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.

(Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)


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