So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R, 'cause there's one meat by-product that's best by far

ARTIST: Save Ferris
TITLE: Spam
ALBUM: It Means Everything

Intro/Chorus:
                             
e----5-5-5--4--4-4-4--2-2-2--4--4--4----
b----5-5-5--5--5-5-5--3-3-3--5--5--5----
g----6-6-6--4--4-4-4--2-2-2--4--4--4----
d---------------------------------------
a---------------------------------------
e---------------------------------------
(3x)
end with:
e----5------4-4-4-4-4-4-4----
b----5------5-5-5-5-5-5-5----
g----6------4-4-4-4-4-4-4----
d----------------------------
a----------------------------
e----------------------------        


Verse: 
(chords only, play in this order)

       A    Bm   A    D    E 
e------5----7----5----5----7----
b------5----7----5----7----9----
g------6----7----6----7----9----
d------7----9----7----7----9----
a------7----9----7----5----7----
e------5----7----5--------------
(2x)
end with (w/ distortion):
e--------------------
b--------------------
g------9------8--9---
d------9------8--9---
a------7------6--7---
e--------------------


before "s-p-a-m..." and at end:

e-------------------------
b-------------------------
g------7--6--4--2---------
d------7--6--4--2--2------
a------5--4--2--0--2------
e------------------0------
(2x)

song ends with:
e---------------------
b---------------------
g---------------------
d------7-----6---7----
a------7-----6---7----
e------5-----4---5----



Spam
It's pink and it's oval
Spam
I buy it at the mobil
Spam
It's made in Chernobyl
Spam

When I was a child
My family was so poor
We didn't have the finer things in life to eat
But we had a plan
In a big blue can
A government substitute for meat

(Chorus)

To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
S-P-A-M, don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M, Oh again and again and again and again
S-P-A-M, don't you know it's my best friend
S-P-A-M, Oh again and again and again and again
So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
'Cause there's one meat by-product
That's the best by far, it's

(Chorus)