True Bush Fan Vows

I vow...

that I will love Bush and be a True Bush Fan for the rest of my life,
that Bush is and will remain my favorite band in the whole world,
that I will always defend Bush against any negative statements or arguments,
that at this very moment I already own every single Bush album,
that I know each Bush member's full name better than the back of my hand,
and that I do not like Bush because of Gavin, or even think of Gavin before the rest of the band and/or their music.

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