Why Nagging a Man Doesn't Work

When a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon, 
You and I need to clean up, 
Your stuff is lying on the floor 
and you'll have no clothes to wear, 
if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW !!