It's A Good Album

Naked Lettuce's
"Lettuce Pray"
is our 19 song thrill ride to hell. This full length EP is crammed with smash hits that will top the charts for generations to come and will make you sterile. Deafening tracks like "Can't Find The Church" and wrestling tribute song "Say Hello To The Bad Guy" will leave small, woodland animals screaming for more. Your pathetic, boring lifestyle will be instantly transformed into complete destruction of all five of your senses, leaving you a drooling vegetable eager to obey the malicious demands of Naked Lettuce. So buy the album, we're waiting...

Eddie Van Halen of the Van Halens-
"My ears bled man. I did whatever they told me to. It was great."

Senator Rediculous of Larry's Fuel -
"Larry's Fuel rocks! They're like the best band evah!"

Thomas P. Smooth of the Smooths -
"It's real good man. You can really get off to it."

Alan X of the Pietasters -
"I beat the crap out of myself, and anyone else who got between me and that album.
My head hurts now. Can I go home?"

Sure you can Alan!

Our fans love it! And if you love lettuce you better get yourself your own piece of organ wrenching audio soon. Don't be a cheap bastard and tape it off your now mindless friend. Buy it today!

Click the pig and get one for a measely 5 bucks.
Just write "Lettuce Pray" in the subject box and we'll do the rest!
If your ears don't bleed, NL will completely refund your money.
But they will.

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