Here's a rubbish joke for you:
what do you call a crazed stoat in Manchester?
-mad ferrit!
what's brown and sticky?
-a stick!
If you're either blonde, have no sense of humour or are easily offended, please don't read this bit:
why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
-so she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
what did the blonde's left knee say to her right?
-nothing, they've never met
how do you know that a blonde's been in your fridge?
-there's lipstick on the cucumber
how do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?
-there's tippex on the screen.
how do you kill a blonde?
-put nails on her shoulder pads.
what does a blonde put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
-her legs.
whats this? (bite your palms)
-jesus biting his nails.
why do gay couples take on foster children?
-because they enjoy rearing them.
what do you get if you cross a rabbit with a lawnmower?
-minced rabbit.
what do you do if you come across an angry ape in the jungle?
-say sorry and wipe it off.
You're theth mirth-seeker to visit this site but don't be too impressed because most of these visits have been made by me.
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