This is ed.
		This is Ed. Ed likes to call himself straightedge. Apparently, smoking, drinking and occaisional substance abuse are all big parts of straightedge culture. You go Ed, don't stop fighting for what you believe in. Ed has recently quit his job at "The Big Fresh". This resulted in our constant supply of expired groceries to be cut off. No more moldy bread, no more sour soy milk.... Ed now works 2 jobs, seven days a week, and he's still broke. Hmmm... must be all those fancy clothes he buys....