Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

Know her mind and you can have her body; know her heart and you can have her soul.

The most amazing thing about men is how rarely they fall in love, yet how hard they fall when it finally happens.

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

There is nothing we cannot live down, rise above, and overcome.

You can never find yourself until you face the truth.

The man who has no imagination has no wings.

The trouble with experience is that by the time you have it you are too old to take advantage of it.

Advice: it's more fun to give than to receive.

We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny, but what we put into it is ours.

We make ourselves rich by making our wants few.

It is never too late to become what you might have been.

You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.

One man's way may be as tood as another, but we all like our own the best.

We can do no great things - only small things with great love.

The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault; If he betrays you twice, it is your own fault.

Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Laugh at your problems, everyone else does.

True friends stab you in the front.

Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Change a life; make someone feel important.

Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.

No matter how bad a situation is, if you can't laugh at it, you are in really deep sh!t.

It's not what you say in your argument, it's how loud you say it.

Never go to bed mad; stay up and fight!

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat!

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously.

You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they AREN'T after you!

The whole purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others.

You're only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Your lucky number is 25746974168954879. Watch for it everywhere.

Being good at being stupid doesn't count.

Some have morals, some don't, most simply ignore them.

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

Around here, to be nuts is normal, to be sane is stupid.

Abandon the search for the truth; settle for a good fantasy.

I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.

Ok, who stopped payment on my reality check?

I'm not crazy; I'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic.

One day I shall burst my buds of calm and blossom into hysteria.

I have crossed and recrossed the line between sanity and madness so many times that I have all but rubbed it out.

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

Don't tell me any big lies today; small ones can be just as effective.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

My rules apply only to other people, not myself.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

People who think they know everything are especially annoying to those of us who do.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Sarcasm helps keep me from telling people what I really think of them.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

Though I walk through the valley of death, I fear no evil, for I am the meanest sonofabitch in the valley.

I should have known better; every happy moment in my life came from lying.

Now that I've finally got my act together, I've forgotten what I'm supposed to do with it.

I cleaned up my act once, but I decided it was more fun when it was dirty.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.

Life is short, so love like you've never been hurt, work like you don't need the money, dance like no one's watching, and live like there's no tomorrow.

AOL Profile - Computers: If you must know, IM me and I will promptly ignore you or make fun of you. (Complements of Jon)

If at first you don't succeed, try again - then give up, no sense in being a damn fool about it.

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life.

May your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

A common enemy does not make a true friendship.

Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.

Envy can be a positive motivator. Let it inspire you to work harder for what you want.

Truth is a hard master, and costly to serve, but it simplifies all problems.

Nobody belongs to us, except in memory.

It's amazing how much you can hear when no one is saying anything.

I do not believe things happen accidentally; I believe you earn them.

Most Americans hold a generous opinion of their own morals, even while they remain acutely aware of others' failings.

Saying "I love you" is a conversation, not a message.

In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.

Integrity is telling myself the truth, and honesty is telling the truth to other people.

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

Maybe the biggest problem with loneliness is that we walk around thinking we're the only ones suffering from it.

Most people don't mind criticism as long as it's about someone else.

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.

People used to live lives of great desperation - now they go on talk shows.

Love is how we feel toward those who show us that which is lovable about ourselves.

Integrity is doing the right thing, even if no one is watching.

No one has a finer command of the language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?

Every exit is an entry to somewhere else.

Being truthful, when you know it will cost you, is the true test of honesty.

One's first book, kiss, and home run is always the best.

As I get older, I've learned to listen to people rather than accuse them of things.

We cannot tempt fate without eventually getting scorched by it.

If you believe in you heart that you are right, you must fight with all your might to do it your way. Only dead fish swim with the stream all the time.

Flattery is comparable to suntan lotion or ski wax; it cannot be too often or too recklessly applied.

When we forgive, we free ourselves from the bitter ties that bind us to the one who hurt us.

Well that's all the quotes for now. Feel free to drop me a few you happen to like that do not appear on this page. Thanks for stopping by!