Pretend Best Friend
the odds have built up of the chance you'se going odwn
'cos you're looking pretty guilty in the court of
the crown
and my friend's getting eager to complete this mission
it's better all round just to sign the confession
doesn't matter if you're innocent or as guilty as
hell
my friend's got a feeling that you're feeling unwell
who cares about the truth, the truth's there to bend
so do as i say i'm your only friend
the wicked step father took a step farther
played the patron saint in his shining armour
with his sword of power and sheild to protect you
tongue hanging out 'cos he's going to get you
you know i wanna hug you know i wanna kiss you
it's your dear old pop and you know i really miss
you
in the pantomime of life look out he's behind you
says no i'm just here to remind you
best friend i'm all that you got
pretend best friend if you like it or not
pretned best friend so don't talk to them
you've got to talk to me 'cos i'm your best frined
call yourself a friend
that drives me round the bend
you call me when you like
and call me what you like
was it the father or the son or the holy ghost
the butler in the kitchen or the game show host
the policeman on the corner who'll show you the way
the geezer with the beard comes on xmas day
could be your mother or your father of your sister
or your brother
doesn't matter who it is they'll say there ain't
no other
you might never see 'em or you meet them everyday
but who gives a damn when you hear them say......
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