Here's the Chris we know.
Name: Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick
Birthday: October 17, 1971
Nicknames: Crazy, Puerto Rico, Lucky
Birthplace: Clarion, Pennsylvania
Living: Orlando, Florida
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Car: ?
Parents: Mom- Beverly Dad- Byron
Siblings: Sisters Molly, Emily, Kate, Taylor
Fav Food: Tacos
Fav Drink: Orange Juice
Fav Musicians: Busta Rhymes
Hates: Remembering when his dad died :(
Ok that's Chris they want you to know. Now here's the real Chris.
Name: Edgar Eugene Hoggelsmith
Birthday: October 17, 76 B.C.
Nicknames: The fast lil whipper snapper, Flintstoner's Bud
Birthplace: In the cave 2 rocks down from Bedrock
Living: The cave
Eyes: Sanddust brown
Hair: Stonehenge gray
Car: The Teridactyl Ford
Parents: Unknown
Siblings: Unknown
Fav Food: Armadillo meat
Fav Drink: Cactus Juice
Fav Musicians: Bedrock Rockin Rockers
Hates: Losing his mountain lion coat
