I got bored so I thought I'd get creative and make my own parody. Its sung to the tune of the Lou Bega song "Mambo #5".
One, two , three, four, five
a little bit of Justy in my life
thrustin' in and out pokin' out eyes out
a little bit of Justy in my life
BRIDGE
CHORUS
I do all to fall in love with a boy CrUnk like you
everybody in the tour bus so come on let's ride
To the next record company
the boys say they want some mo' money
but I really don't think their gonna get much more
becuz Big Lou just took back all they scored
Although I must stay stoked cuz they are broke
I like Joey, Chris, Justin and Lance
and as for JC I'll give him a chance
so what can I do to get rid of this bastard Lou
to me kickin his ass is just like a sport
anything goes since Joey likes hoes
please tell it Justin: Just CrUnK it!
a little bit of Lancie by my side
a whole lot of Joey is all I need
a little bit of SHHH-Zay is what I see
a little bit of Chrissy Poo in the sun
a little bit of Stever all night long
a little bit of TJ here I am
a little bit of them makes me their woman
when you thrust to the sounds it makes the girls bow down
take one thrust left and one thrust right
one to the front and one to the side
zip your fly once and keep it zipped tight
but u can keep grabbin' yo crotch cuz it looks alright
a little bit of Lancie by my side
a whole lot of Joey is all I need
a little bit of SHHH-Zay is what I see
a little bit of Chrissy Poo in the sun
a little bit of Stever all night long
a little bit of TJ here I am
a little bit of them makes me their woman
We'll have fun and yes you'll ride you and me gonna get freaky tonight
Crunk #5!
