Here's the Lance we know.
Name: James Lance Bass
Birthday: May 4, 1979
Nicknames: Shyguy, Scoop, Lansten
Birthplace: Clinton, Mississippi
Living: Orlando, Florida
Eyes: Green
Hair: Blond
Car: ?
Parents: Mom- Diane Dad- Jim
Siblings: Sister: Stacy
Fav Food: French Toast
Fav Drink: Dr. Pepper
Fav Musicians: Garth Brooks
Hates: His hair
Now wasn't that a nice country boy bio. What a crock of shit. On to da real deal.
Name: Jethro Billy Bodine Jr.
Birthday: May 4, 1960 The Hillbillies were cool in the 60's
Nicknames: Billy Bob, Quick Milker
Birthplace: In the outhouse behind the old shed
Living: In the old shed next to the outhouse
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Mud dirt brown
Car: The Hillbilly Wagon
Parents: Mom - Ellie Jane Dad- Jimbo
Siblings: Bessie Mae, Chuckie Lee, Ruth Anne, Bobbie Lou and Fanny Lou
Fav Food: The squished road kill
Fav Drink: Oppatomata Swamp Water
Fav Musicians: Jed and the Hay dudes
Hates: When his wife Bessie Mae doesn't have supper ready Sick I know but they are country folk
