I got this email the other day about what guys names really mean. And of course I looked at Chris, Justin, Josh (JC and Joshua weren't on there), Joe (No Joeys or Josephs), and James (No Lance was on their either). So of course using the brilliant mind that I have decided to make a section out of it. So I put the meaning the email gave me in italics and my meanings are in the regular font.
Justins -- are athletic and cute
Justins -- Think they are athletic, are cocky, arrogant, momma's boys, conceited, but are still FOINE as hell.
Chris's -- are adorable and have lots of friends
Chris's -- Definitely are adorable, have lots of friends, think they are funny, act like somethin their not (idolize people *coughcough* Busta Rhymes *ahemahem*), but everyone knows a Chris.
Joshs -- are horny men (LMAO when I read that one)
Joshs (or JC's, Joshua's) -- are stuck up sometimes and still haven't managed to get that stick out of their ass, sleepy, hyper, laid back, cool cats.
Joes -- have no friends or lives (yeah right)
Joes (or Joeys, Josephs) -- wild, definitely horny men, try to sleep with everyone and succeed at doing so, have friends and whores not just locally but globally, can get along with anybody, and can easily get slapped by any woman.
James -- are sweet, kind, and always laughing
James (or Lance) -- are sweet, kind, cute, adorable guys who have wild sides when drunk. REALLY drunk.
