Yes I know you have wondered "What does the song 'Giddy Up' really mean?" and "Why the hell did they make 'I Need Love'?". Well this section will tell you the REAL meanings behind those songs.

Tearin' Up My Heart

I feel horrible when I'm with you and when I'm without you. I can't decide if I want you or not. I can't understand why we can't get along but I'll get down on my knees for you to tell me why. I'm a pathetic man who needs you to explain everything to me in detail.

I Just Wanna Be With You

OK now I've decided. I want you. Your lookin sexy and I wanna sex ya up. We can do it fast or slow (pleasure or pain). So i'm gonna tell you all these things like i love you and whatnot so i can get some booty.

Here We Go

Every group has one. A song with their name in it (i.e. Everybody (BSB), Everybody get up (5ive), 98° has one too). So its a fun song that introduces you to the group. Telling you that got everything! (We got everything you need, here we go now) The looks, body! EVERYTHING!

For The Girl Who Has Everything

I absolutely love this song! More than GMHS... It is soooo beautiful, sweet, I can go on and on. Its a positive lovey dovey sorta song. It puts ya in that sex mood. Trust me I know. I've watched the video and them performing it countless times. It even made me cry when they performed it at the concert. That's how much I love it peeps. OK I'm startin to drift away from the humor now. But if you wanna hear me ramble on and on about it, IM me CKLuva69.

God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You

This song is just saying that your the pinnacle of my universe, the reason I breathe, why I'm on this earth, etc... This is my 12th favorite song. Yes you read that right. The worst is I Need Love but you'll hear me trash that song later.

You Got It

I'm a freak. I like your sex. You'll like the freaky things we'll do. I'll do anything to show em to ya. I dream about your sex day in and day out. We can even do it in the rain. The brief pause while I climax (the ooh ahh's in the song). Just give me your sex dammit!

I Need Love

This song is screaming GAY! Just imagine the video for it. Rainbows in the background, tye dye clothes. I'm a horny guy who just wants you to sex me up. But i'll tell you that I want "love".

I Want You Back

Ok this is my final decision. Now I REALLY WANT YOU! (This song is the answer to TUMH and I Just Wanna...). Don't hang up the phone when I call baby. I miss your sex. I WANT YOUR SEX BACK!! I can't take back all those other women I slept with, cuz you were the best baby!

Everything I Own

This time i'll try to buy your sex back. Show you that my car, house, year subscription to Playboy mean nothing. I really miss your sex and would even give up my life for it. I know never to take you for granted again becuz one day I'm really gonna miss that sex. I'll always love your sex and give up anything for it.

I Drive Myself Crazy

Ok. I'm going insane without you or your sex. I miss lying in your lap right under your boobs (i.e. Chris and Danielle in the video). You want love, a relationship. I just wanted sex. Now I realize I want you too. Not to mention the sex also.

Crazy For You

Its not easy to sex myself up. I tried, I was happy, but you can make me happier. So I'll sit here and wait until you call. You finally call. Its not love. Its sex. I'm happy. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (And its just a coincidence that Joey sings this part).

Sailing

This is probably the only non-sexual song. Its really positive and is just telling you to follow your dreams and don't let anyone hold you back.

Giddy Up

They even admitted this song was not about riding horses. I called you for a booty call and you weren't home. Were you answering someone else's? I'm tired of you lying to me and the only way we can make up is to GIDDY UP! So you decided to make up. This brings us to ride it, ride it, ride it, ride it, ride it, ride it, ride it. You gotta GIDDY UP! We go get crazy!! (We go get dis crunk!)

Right about now your probably thinking "That's not what that song means!". Well once again for all you brain dead people out there, this is the HUMOR section of the page. It is meant to be HUMOROUS! If you don't like it, hey send me some hate mail. I dunno why I really wanna get some hate mail. Then I'll really know my stuff is funny. But in contrast to all the stuff I said about these songs, I love them! I LOVE THEM ALL!! (Except I Need Love and GMHS) This IS the best album I own. And I listen to it everyday. Hey as you are reading this, I Just Wanna Be With You just started on my CD player. So just have some sense when you read the rest of my humor pages. Thanx! Stay *N Sex uhh... I meant *N SYNC!!

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