I've been sittin here for weeks stumped on what I should put in my humor section. As I was listening to NSA for like the 7th or 8th time, it dawned on me. You know how *N Sync albums are. They have all those subliminal (yea that's a pretty big word) messages hidden in them. For example... Giddy Up. We all know the truth behind that. And we can't forget Under My Tree (that must have been a SIGHT for Santa's eyes). Well enough with the past let's look at the new stuff.
*Side Note: As you read this, I'm writing it from what I see as their point of view. So if u see any I's in there, think of it as them sayin ok? If ur still confused (which some of u may be) just try ur best to keep up. :Þ
Bye Bye Bye
It's Gonna Be Me
Space Cowboy
Just Got Paid
It Makes Me Ill
This I Promise You
No Strings Attached
Digital Get Down
Bringin' Da Noise
That's When I'll Stop Loving You
I'll Be Good For You
I Thought She Knew
OK so there you have it. I wasn't in much of a humorous mood when I made this so bear with me. Anywayz if u have some good humor suggestions, send them here. Thanx. Stay *NSYNC!
OK this song is the answer to Tearin' Up My Heart. Basically I'm kickin ur ass to the curb across the street and could really give a damn. I have moved on.
I know you want me. After all that time I've wanted you back and u didn't respond so I've gotten over it. I know as soon as you come to ur senses, you'll realize I was the best damn thing that's come ur way.
Jerusalem? Don't ask me cuz I'm still tryin to figure out how the hell that fit into the song. As far as everything else goes, you should have gotten me back before the whole Y2K thing hit.
Pimpin' ain't easy baby. Pimpin' ain't easy. And I'm gonna have me a fuc*in' good time while I'm at it too. (For those of u who don't realize what I mean by that, listen to Just Got Paid closely when its on 3:42 and you'll see what I mean).
Alright so wtf? We broke up like ...oh.. 3 hours ago (hypothetically speakin)! Now u all up on some other guy already?! Well I'm not wit dat. He ain't even all that! But u still haven't realized we belong together.
So u came to ur senses and of course we got hitched (married)! I love u, I'll never leave u, etc...
That guy you've got is no good for u. I can give u my heart with "no strings attached" (and yes that pun WAS intended). We belong together and are destined to be together.
Cyber Sex. Nuff said. :Þ
I'm wasted. Definitely wasted. How bout we go and have some Pure, Animal, SEX! Whoo-hoo! Talk about bringin some noise!
Basically when hell freezes over, worms have ears, and Britney looks *gag* presentable, then I'll stop loving you.
I can treat you like the queen you are, put u on a pedestool and tell u how beautiful you are and whatnot. I'll sacrifice everything I got for you, and love you more and more everyday.
Of course I lost you. I wasn't man enough to tell u how madly in love I was with you. You had no clue I loved you and I'm the only one to blame.