With the new Millennium here and everything, the guys have made their resolutions. So of course me being the stalker that I am, while I was hiding in the bottom bunk on the bus recorded their resolutions. So after listening to them for countless hours, I decided to type em up for ya'll.
Justin's Resolutions
• Find new colors to dye his hair with.
Chris' Resolutions
• Find new ways to stand out as the CrAzY one in the group now that the braids are gone.
Joey's Resolutions
• Find an even brighter shade than flourescent pink to dye his hair with.
Lance's Resolutions
• Find somethin new for fans to dwell on becuz the whole Toby thing is really gettin' old.
JC's Resolutions
• Remember to put "There is no 'I' in *N Sync" in his thank you's on the next CD.
OK to set the record straight, I love these guys to death! Put it this way, the people most impt. to me in my life are: Mom, Dad, Siblings (I guess), Friends, *N Sync, Others. That's how much I love these guys. I have to clarify things like this becuz some people still don't understand my humor section is ALL A JOKE!! NONE OF IT IS TRUE!!! (Except for the Bratney section, sorry I can't stand that girl). But this lil resolutions thing is also a joke. So we have a good start off to the new year now that you guys know this. But there's one guy's resolutions I wish come true. Joey's. I love Joey. He is the sweetest guy. (I never met him but he looks sweet ok?!) But newayz i'm tired of typing. SOOOOO tonite we're gonna party like its 199... hold up 2000!!! (corny but I love that 1999 song).
MAJOR PROPS TO KATIE!!! THIS SECTION WAS HER IDEA!!
• Come up with a new word cuz CrUnK is really gettin' on his nerves.
• Spend more time with Da Benz. (He's really been neglecting it lately)
• Tell his annoying, teenybopper fans to get over the got damn Justin/Britney rumor!! (God knows I'm sick of it)
• Invite Katie and Anita on stage for the next concert. :Þ
• Buy the new Millennium Knock Knock Jokes Book.
• Cancel yearly supply of viagra.
• Remind Justin to invite Katie and Anita on stage for the next concert. :Þ
• Buy a new little black book cuz the other 4,897,459,261 are full.
• Allow himself to one ho a night instead of the usual 7.
• Allow one night for that ho to be me. :Þ (Sick yes I know, but I LOOOVE Joey!)
• Allow one night for that ho to be Katie! (She LOOOOVES Joey too!)
• Remind Chris to tell Justin to invite Katie and Anita on stage to get their numbers (room numbers that is). :Þ
• Until he finds somethin new for the fans to dwell on, pray to Toby more than 25 times a day.
• Start dressing like Justin for a week or so to get rid of his "feminine" side.
• Remind Chris to tell Justin to invite Katie and Anita on stage for the next concert since Joey is bound to forget.
• Cancel his yearly supply of "powdered sugar".
• Decrease his supply of gel from 100,000 gallons to a mere 99,999.
• Since Lance will be busy praying to Toby, Joey won't remember, Chris will be busy with his new Knock Knock Jokes Book, remind Justin to invite Katie and Anita on stage for the next concert. :Þ
