In the past two days this section has come along way thanx to one girl! Ok in the same day I get two shithead emails. I was loving it. This chick is taking my humor soo seriously. Well I'll let you read her 3 emails she sent me.
Shithead #2
Her First Email
i don't like your little comments about the BSB. point blank, the BSB are one of the greatest acts out right now, along with NSYNC,& if you wanna get technical you can't really talk about one group without it having some effect on the other group because they came from the same place. personally, i think that you need to grow up & stop with that whole BSB sucks thing because they are almost the same. now, you can take this little message anyway you want to & you can e-mail me back if you have somethin' WORTH WILD to say, but point blank, they are both great bands.
I did email her back. Here's what I put.
Hi I'm Anita from Anita's 'N Sync Site. Thanx for taking my survey and I deeply appreciate your comments. And no this is not an automated message. Becuz you have taken my survey, and for the fact that I do have disclaimer about my humor, etc.. I have the right to make fun of you on my page. So congrats ur one of the 2 shitheads of the month. Thanx! Anita
Well here's her Second email.
Subject: Re: thanx for visiting my site!
well you know what, i don't give a rat's ass if i'm one of your shithead's
of the month because to be honest, i don't hink a lot of the people that go
to your site think its cute how you talk about them like them. so go head,
list me as one of your shitheads, post a fucking picture of me, I DON'T GIVE
A DAMN !!!! you can crack on them all you fuckin' want, but it doesn't make
you right & don't hink yous little disclaimer is going to do i whole lot for
you. so you know what bitch, i am strongly advicing you not to mess with
me, 'cause you don't know what the fuck you are up against !!
HAVE A NICE DAY !!! Sara
Please excuse her language. I was too lazy to edit it all out. Well onto her third message!
Subject: (no subject)
She was soo nice to email me from 2 different email addresses. And it also looks like I made a new friend! awww yeah! But I replied to her and gave her my screen name. Considering she is my new friend. Well I just wanted to show you guys my very first REAL hatemail! I love it. Just love it. (Also feel free to email her if you want to - be sure to tell me about it!).
Shithead #3!
Well she wasn't as interesting as the other girl but she sent in a shithead submission and had it coming.
Her email:
Subject: shithead submission -- please don't hate me, i'm trying not to be mean
Well she took it there when she talked about my Joey. So here's my reply.
Hi this is Anita from Anita's 'N Sync Site. I received ur shithead of
the month submission and congrats you are one of the two Shitheads of
the month. And your probably like 12 or somethin anyway which is like 4
or 5 years older than the age of the average Justin fan. And Justin is
not a god. If you think he is then you seriously need some help. I only
make fun of Justin for the sake of humor but its the little teenyboppers
like u who don't read the DISCLAIMER at the TOP of my humor page WARNING
you that I do make fun of Justin. And I can tell ya right now Joey
attracts every other woman in America over the age of 18. Justin just
has little girls probably like yourself. So anyways my point is that do
I say things like Justin is NOT as fine as every damn 7 year old thinks
he is?! NO! But the minute someone mentions another *N Syncer other than
Justin being really fine, all the teenies like you get take it too far.
So in a day or so, look for your comments and another shithead's in my
Shithead of the Month section. By sending me an email like that, it gave
me the right to post ur email address. Well thanx for your comments. anita
Man I feel soo special. 2 shits in one day! But this girl wasn't as bad as the first. She just has a bad case of Justinitis.
Da Shit Who Started It All
okay now. If Joey became the world's greatest sex symbol (tee he he ho ho ho lol ya ya ok
back 2 the point I would absalutley positivley surley ...
BECOME ONE OF BSB'S TEENYBOPPERS!
Now her email address will remain private just for the sake of that being mean. Although I would love to give it out, I have some good morals hidden in me. But when I read this, I took it to heart. (Not literally but I was offended). Now when all of these little 7 year old skanks scream and faint over Justin do I say anything about it? NO! But as soon as someone even mentions the thought of Joey being the fav, the Shithead above had to say somethin about it. Now, Emma, I don't mean to be rude, but LEAVE MY FUC*IN MAN ALONE!!!!! Personally Joey is HOTT! And u know what, if i get any more damn mail like that I will gladly delete some of Justin and JC's pics and add 50 more of Joey and Chris. And my friends know (Julie, Katie, Daniela, Jessica) that I'd do it. So plain and simple. I don't say anything bout Bleach Boy or the Crackhead, u guys don't say anything about my Joey. Although writing this is giving more ideas for Justin and JC humor.
Whoo that's a load off my mind. Emma or anyone else, email ur comments right here cakchica@bellsouth.net. I can't wait to read those.
Also if you'd like to be the Shithead of the Month, email somethin really shit worthy to cakchica@bellsouth.net. And this section is only a baby step for my hatemail. :Þ
From: "Sara Hawkins" b_rok316@hotmail.com
To: cakchica@bellsouth.net
From:"Sara" joey316@innernet.net
To: cakchica@bellsouth.net
ok i just wrote you a note a couple of minutes ago & i'm not done. first of all, you don't know me to get all fuckin'
smart with me like that. i'm very protective about both *NSYNC & BSB & when someone like your dumb ass talks
bad about tehm i fuckin' snap ! you have no right to talk about them like that, you act like you fuckin' know them
but you don't do you ? i didn't think so. thing is, i do. i'm not going into how or anything like that, but i'm just
going to say watch what you fucking say. you know nothing about them yet you judge them like that. i was just
saying that you can't talk bad about one because they come from the same place & they have a lot in common so
you talk about BSB & you are really biting *NSYNC in the ass. you sit there & you type up stupid little things
that you think is funny & that you think others will think is funny, but sweetie, i'm here to tell you, it's not. so go
head & say whatever you are going to say about me on your site & i will say whatever i want to say to on mine &
to your fuckin' face...but sweetie, you say i'm "shithead #2", but to be truthful you are "SHITHEAD OF THE
MILLENNIUM" so you can KISS !!!!!! my ass ! if you have a comment to make you make it to me & not on your
fuckin' site thinking that people will think that it is so cute & funny 'cause its not. i don't know how old you are
but i'm guessing you are in you're teens 'cause you have a boyband site, but i'm not going to sit here & bitch at a
little immorture teenager, because you act like you are about 5 ! so if you have a comment to make you can email
them to b_rok316@hotmail.com & we can talk ! by the way, i have AOL too & if i see that you are online then we
can finish this chat then if i'm not busy.
Your New Friend,
"Joey"
From: Anonymous (We're cool now)
To:cakchica@bellsouth.net
Your site's all good and everything, but you know girl, Joey is NOT as fine
as you say ... and Justin IS a god. Sorry Doll, but someday you just GOTTA
face the facts.
Love ya,
-Steph-
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