You Know the World's Gonna End When...
Justin admits he's white.
Joey says he's a virgin.
Lance has more solos than Justin.
Joey has more solos than JC!
Justin admits he's dating Slutney.
Lou Pearlman dies. Hey what would we do without this fat tub-o-lard?
JC brushes his teeth.
Lance doesn't say anything about Mississippi in an interview.
Justin and JC don't mention the MMC in an interview.
Chris doesn't tell a joke every 5 minutes.
Justin doesn't say somethin about Da Benz.
JC doesn't "respect everyone".
Joey gets mad. Hey he is the "happy-go-lucky kinda guy".
Chris gets married, has 2 kids, and realizes he's too damn old to be in a boyband.
Justin keeps one, yes ONE hair color.
Lance gets more popular than Justin.
Joey gets more popular than Justin!
I don't have an "impure" thought about the guys. ;Þ
