1) "Could I have been a garbage man in New Guinea?"
2) "Could I have been Henry Lu? (sorry Henry)"
3) "Could I have been...Dave Matthews Son?..."
4) "Could I have been those cool plaid pants that Dave wears?"
5) "Could I have been a roadie who changed Dave's strings?"
6) "Could I have been listening to #40 at a Dave and Tim show?(I wish)"
7) "Could I have been that guy that does that stuff for that company?"
8) "Could I have been, well, will I be the next CARTER BEAUFORD?"
9) "Could I have been Dave Matthews guitar?"
10)"Could I have been Dave's little sister?"
11)"Could I have Dave tied and gagged at my house?"
12)"Could I have been obsessively stalking Dave?"
13)"Could I have been given a normal last name?"
14)"Could I have been a psychic in New Orleans?"
15)"Could I have been tickle me Elmo?"
16)"Could I have tied up and twisted Dave the way he likes to be?"
17)"Could I have been Dave Matthews?"
18)"Could I have been...an MTV Buzz Clip?"
19)"Could I have been...A Comedian(I Think Not)?"
20)"Could I have been sittin' in the warehouse with Dave?"
21)"Could I have been the owner of Traxx?"
22)"Could I have been a student at UVA five years ago?"
23)"Could I have been the black cat changing colors?"
24)"Could I have been the reflection in Dave's True reflection?"
25)"Could i have been Dave matthew's girlfriend?"
26)"Could I have been a peasent in India?"
27)"Could I have been queen of france?"
28)"Could I have been introduced to DMB a little sooner?"
29)"Could I have been in that cult that hates Dave Matthews?"
30)"Could I have been that great bari sax?"
31)"Could I have been a blonde, tan, breast implanted, playmate living in southern California in an unhappy marriage to a jerk movie star who married me because of my chest?"
32)"Could I have been... a bikini? Ah yes that would be cool."
33)"Could I have been Jenny Hyman's long lost brother?"
--There I was reading the "Could I have been things", and I saw Jenny Hyman. Same last name, no relation (I don't think)
34)"Don't you ever think if you ran that extra mile that day before the big game you would've won?
35)Don't you ever wonderrrrrrr....If I threw the curve-ball...instead of that fast you'dbe, drinkin champaign instead of that rum....... don't ya ever wonder, well could I have been...anyone other than me... don't ya ever wonder.....anyone anyone.....WELL
36)"Could I have been lost somewhere in Pittsfield?"
37)"Could I have been, your little sister?"
38)"Could I have been... tackled by a security guard when I got up on stage with Dave?"
39)"Could i have been ... introducing myself to dave once again?"
40)"Could i have been watching dave stumble out on to the stage after the set break on nye?"
41)"Could I have been... a block of swiss cheese?"
42)"Could I have been... God's prototype on earth (aka Dave Matthews)?"
43)"Could I have been... Dave's bathroom towel (that he uses every day after he takes a shower)?"
44)"Could i have been stuck in the closet with dave????
45)"Could i have been that big fucking camera in dave's face?"
46)"Could i have been the proudest monkey?"
47)"Could i have been the candy man tempting the thoughts of the sweet tooth, tortured by the weight loss?"
48)"Could i have been climbing two by two with dave????"
49)"Could i have hiked up my skirt a little more and shown my world to dave????"
50)"Could i have been the king of the castle and dave the dirty rascal???"
51)"Could i have crashed into dave????????"
52)"Could i have been the pineapple grass bracelet?"
53)"Could i have been sitting legs crossed, round the fire?"
54)"Could i have been who I am, who I am, well who am I?"
55)"Could i have been studying for finals instead of cruising for pages about the best band in the world?"
56)"Could I have been looking up at the sky?"
57)"Could I have been Carter Beauford on the Drums, Carter Beauford on the drums?"
58)"Could I have been falling out of a world full of lies?"
59)"Could I have been an operator on 1-800-HELP MYSELF?"
60)"Could I have been swimming in our blood down there?"
61)"Could I have been a chicken eye open and staring up at you?"
62)"Could I have been a pineapple grass bracelet?"
63)"Could I have been one of the captain's kings?"
64)"Could I have been a one-eyed jack of spades?"
65)"Could I have been born with only one name?"
66)"Could I have been a handy little invention like the plastic things on the ends of shoelaces?"
67) "Could I have been better off than O.J. Simpson ! !?"
68)"Could I have been the supervisor at a rubber band factor?"
69)"Could i have been dave's bottle of Jack Daniel Liquer?"
70)"Could I have been...Ashley Harper?"
71)"Could I have been...Little Thing?"
72)"Could I have been Dave's father?"
73)"Could I have been Dave's microphone he sings into?"
74)"Could I have been Dave's friend?"
75)"Could I have been that guitar Dave plays?"
76)"Could I have been Dave's lover for one night and then go back to being friends?"
77)"Could I have been that person that found Dave?"
78)"Could I have been the pot that Dave smoked last night?"
79)"Could I have been Dave's mom?"
80)"Could I have been that homeless person sitting on the street drinking a used glass of Coke?"
81)"Could I have been, the "Candy man who attemps the thoughts of a sweet tooth."
82)"Could I have been, "Totured by the weightloss programs too."
83)"Could I have been, The person who Dave is saying so much to."
84)"Could i have been alive before i died?"
85)"Could i have just once been a rock star?"
86)"Could I have been the theif that stole Dave's money by the watchtower?"
87)"Could I have been the owner of two lonely chicken eyes open and staring?"
88)"Could I have been lost somewhere in Italy?"
89)"Could I have been the man who makes Dave's pants?"
90)"Could I have been given Dave's phone number when I asked for it?"
91)"Could I have been in the wrong place at rhe right time?"
92)"Could I have been a neglected elephant in Oneonta?"
93)"Could I have been lost somewhere in heaven?"
94)"Could I have been Provolone Jones?"
95)"Could I have been Dave Matthews?"
96)"Could I have been Dave's wife?
97)"Could I have been an elmo doll?"
98)"Could I have been a tree?"
99)"Could I have been a goat eating cream cheese??"
100)"Could I have been a numchuck???"
101)"Could I have been the Proudest Monkey?"
102)"Could I have been Dave's kid?"
103)"Could I have been your slutty mother?"
104)"Could I have been a goat cheese farmer?"
105)"Could I have been a bloody snot booger?"
106)"Could I have been receiving shots of B-12 in the hind quarter?"
107)"Could I have been Russian dog trainer?"
108)"Could I have been Columbian drug dealer?"
109)"Could I have been just a guy?"
110)"Could I have been horse crap in the Andes?"
111)"Could I have been Sasquatch?"
112)"Could I have been anyone other than me?"
113)"Could i have Ben? Please?"
114)"Could I have been- a donkey on a pogo stick?"
115)"Could I have been a monkey on a string?"
116)"Could I have been a doggie on a chain?"
117)"Could I have been a Chupacabra?"
118)"Could I have been Icould i have been dave matthews?(THat would be hard since i'm a female)"
119)"Could i have been dave's guitar?"
120)"Could i have been in london?"
121)"Could i have been a grocery bag?"
122)"Could i have been shoe?"
123)"Could i have been my computer?"
124)"Could i have been 2000 yrs. old?"
125)"Could i have been leaving... well yes sorry gotta go to class?"
126)"Could i have been lock in a elevator with dave matthews?"
127)"Could i have been dave's neighbor?"
128)"Could i have been dave's shirt or guitar?"
129)"Could i have been a bottle of beer?"
130)"Could i have been lost in dave's house?"
131)"Could i have been the females of dave matthews?"
132)"Could i have been lock in a elevator with dave matthews?"
133)"Could i have been dave's dirty shoe?"
134)"Could i have been dancin dancin with dave?"
135)"Could i have been my grandparents car?"
136)"Could i have been a rolling rock?"
137)"Could i have been a russian fingernail?"
138)"Could i have been e-mail?"
139)"Could i have been a sock?"
140)"Could i have been mrs.clinton(well i would have to kill myself if i was?"
141)"Could i have been done with could i have been, yes i am?"
142)"Could I have been your little sister?"
143)"Could I have been a bartender?"
144)"Could I have been......stuck at home not able to sign on to AOL because it is always busy?"
145)"Could I have been.......somewhere else when I should have been here?"
146)"Could i have been snot-man?"
147)"Could i have been a 14-eyed freak?"
148)"Could i have been monkey-boy?"
149)"Could i have been a hootie-fan?"
150)"Could i have been three-finger brown?"
151)"Could i have been rubber-man?"
152)"Could i have been trey anastasio?"
153)"Could i have been particle-man?"
154)"Could i have been Screaming From The Minarets?"
