In my humble opinion

These Things Are Cool


If there is anything I forgot to include here, and you know deep down inside that it belongs, just email it and an explanation.

Feel free to disagree with me and e-mail your arguement to me, but be prepared to face the consequences.
These are broken down into categories.

Music

Alice in Chains
They kick so much a-s, its not funny. They give a good live show, and all their albums are real good. Get their albums, you won't regret it.
Stone Temple Pilots
We don't need no stinkin' explanation for them being so awesome.
Metallica
They are intelligent, loud, fast, and adrenaline pumping. They are too cool for the normal people. I don't like reload and load only has its moments when you don't feel like listenign to Metallica, my recommendation is only for vintage Metallica.
Helmet
One kick ass band. 'nuff said.
Radiohead
We don't hate all Brits, just the ones with no musical talent.
Orange 9mm
This band just kicks it, they're really the only band in whatever genre that they fit into that i like. Its just good shit.
Life Of Agony
Despite the name, the newer LOA has some upliftign sounds and not as down lyrics, but the old stuff is still down and rocking. Great Stuff!
Megadeth
Classic metal, one of the best classic metal bands that didn't sell out! Great great great music, probably the best musicians got together and decided they would form a band called Megadeth and are still together to this day.
Sevendust
Sounds a little like Korn with the screaming vocals and hard music, but its just kicks so much @$$. Its a solid album with potential hits all the way through. Great songs, incredible live show. Wild stuff, I can't wait for more from these men.
Creed
A solid band from Florida, mellow sounds and some hard sh*t too. Some incredible music from some talented guys.
Deftones
Scary stuff, i love it, crazy adreniline pumping, just loud and great music.
Drain s.t.h.
A hard rocking, metal all chick band. Its incredible, its like hard metal with rough female vocals. I wanna meet these girls if they're as nice as they're music.
Garbage
A good mix of electric guitars, darkness, and intelligence with dance music. This is the only dance music I like.
Mad Season
The side project for Layne Staley(Alice in Chains) and Mike McCready(Pearl Jam), Some pretty good songs on the album,"Above".
Stabbing Westward
This is rock with the cool sound of industrial mixed in, inspired Depeche Mode. Really cool guitar riffs.
Soundgarden
Cornell is an excellent musician, and his music reflects him. Its really too bad that they broke up. Maybe "other interests" includes Alice....
Grateful Dead
Though Jerry Garcia's death has impaired this legend irrepairably, their music still remains. This is the only music of this type that I'll will gladfully listen to. They are a great band and can whip the butts' of all other bands of their original time (the can beat the Beatles, Doors, and Led Zeppelin).
Days of the New
This fresh new and young group have an original sound that ranks up there with the best.
Foo Fighters
Dave Grohl kicks ass. His music kicks ass. That is all.
Us
You might be hearing from us in later years.
Korn
This noise started to grow on me... sorry
Faith No More
Incredible stuff! The more i hear the more i like, it's a shame they broke up, leaving one less good band to defend the cause of decency in music.
Godsmack
Another fresh face off to a solid start.
Fuel
What a great debut, i can't wait to see them live again.
Cold
Really good stuff, i'd see them again as soon as i have the money and they have another great headliner.

People

Bruce Willis
He's cool
Jackie Chan
I love a good fight, and he kicks butt real good.
David Letterman
The funny host of the Late Show. He whips Leno's butt every night.
Jenny McCarthy
Must I explain this? If so you've never seen her.
Duckman
The politically uncorrect cartoon is the best cartoon (and the Simpsons). "Put your down, down, and thrust your pelvis, UH! Thrust your pelvis, UH..."
Beavis
The Great Cornholio is much cooler than Butthead, and his bunghole too.
The Goat
"What is the good word?" The Goat Creation of Adam Sandler.
Vanessa Angel
For making "Weird Science" more than just funny.
Unibomber
Either he's laughing or sitting in prison, either way he still killed in a revolutionary way. He's pretty cool, but he'd never see this 'cause he hates technology, i.e. the internet.

Miscellaneous

Chocalate Donuts
Because their yummy, especially Entenmann's.
Elmo
If he didn't rule, why would that doll sell so well? ELMO FOR PRESIDENT!!
Grandparents
No on else but Grandparents can do the stuff they do. Respect to the Grandma and the Grandpa.
Skeletons
If you have ever played Heroes of Might and Magic 2, then you know these guys rule. But if not, then just realize that these guys have no signs of life, but can still whoop some ass.
Edible Underwear
If you get in an accident, you can eat it and no one would ever know that you crapped in you pants. If your girlfriend has these, you are a lucky man.
This web site
Ain't it cool?
TV
For entertainment 24 hours a day, or so they say.
Sledgehammers
Good for whacking annoying siblings over the head with.
The Clapper
Ain't technology grand?!?

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Special thanks to Dan for his help and input for this page. Thanx DAN!! 1