I do blast people and things on this page, be warned. I once again state, this is my opinion and you don't have to agree, but i have to put it here!
The crappy stuff is divided into categories:
This sucks so much, it all by itself:
When a band breaks up, you get really down, because music should be something more than human, and something that can't be touched by human stupidity. But then you get to thinking, what the band really sucked, liek the Cardigans, or the Spice Girls? Then it would be cool. But unfortunately, sometimes bands that are god-like and human at the same time, that just kick so much ass, your butt hurts thinking about them, dissolve. I heard that Soundgarden broke up while I was online and immediately i couldn't believe, SOUNDGARDEN?!?!!? They've been around since back in the day, they survived hell, and then broke up to pursue other interests. Here is the MTv News reports depicting what happened. This day is a sad day my children, remember it, for later in life it will haunt you......
Rock Bands
These often are the popular bands.
Oasis
Damn snotty Brits. Of course not all British are snotty, but these guys piss me off. They should have chosen some one else to lead the Brit Pop invasion of America, like Bush. Maybe then it would have been a little more successful. Speaking of Bush...
Bush
They are too popular for their skill level, the music isn't that great. The reason their popular is 'cause girls love Gavin (they think he's cute).
Sublime
They're so stupid, "The Date Rape Song"? They are pretty dumb. "What I Got" sounds too much like rap. Part of the pioneers of the now extremely irratable ska scene.
Hootie and the Blowfish
All their stuff sounds the same, and it all sucks, so they're in trouble.
Prodigy
"Firestarter", the most pathetic song I ever heard. Breathe had its moments but the rest is just pure hell on the ears, my idea of suck put into noise.
No Doubt
They would have been good, but they became too popular for their own good. Now they're just annoying. If I hear "Don't Speak" one more time, I'm gonna throw an axe at my radio.
REM
Micheal Stipe is weird, and he's not a real musician.
Alanis Morisette
She was first on my suck list because her music sucks. A lot. She has an annoying voice, and she can't play the harmonica for her life. She doesn't give any credit to her other band members. She is way too popular for her crappy music.
Blues Traveler
The music isn't that bad, but it just really gets on my nerves.
Spice Girls/Hanson/Backstreet Boys/all other
I think i can be arrested for saying what i want to say...
ALL COUNTRY/MOST SKA MUSIC
No explanation necessary. Though this isn't a band, it sucks so much that it gets here.
People
Michael Jackson
He is gay, his music sucks a lot, and he freaks me out. He deserves this first spot.
My next door neighbor
He had this real big dog that almost knocked the fence over every day. He scared the sh-t out of the entire neighborhood, and despite our cries, he kept the dog. It wasn't until his wife was attacked by the dog, and his relatives refused to come over (especially his mom), that he got rid of it.
Bob Sagat
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!! YOU NEVER WERE!!! YOU REALLY SUCK!!
Newt Gingrich
You suck a lot. If you didn't control the House, we'd all be better off. Probably a lot of smelly sh-t that happened, wouldn't have. You suck, and most of America agrees with me... however i was sad to see you go.
Urkel
Because "Did I do that?" lost its humor long ago.
John Travolta
His latest works are pissing me off: "Phenomenon" and "Michael". He danced pretty good in the 70's, "Saturday Night Fever", ::chuckle::
Barney
This dino should have died with the rest of them. The next time I hear that I love you song, I'm gonna shove a 2x4 up his butt!
Sports Players
The obnoxious guys who make too much money.
Barbara Streisand
We are running out of names, and she does suck.
Miscellaneous
Asparagus
It sucks, don't eat it.
School
What a waste of my time!
Stupid people
'Cause they're stupid, they ruin the earth. And they waste my time.
Tight clothes on guys
It makes me sick. On girls however....
When you hear a song you wrote, but someone else wrote it and copywrited it first, and now its popular.
That sucks a lot.
Damn chain letters
Receive hundreds each day, and once I read it, I'm scared to not send it. But I found this chain letter once, that freed you from all the others that were sent to you.
Thats all for now, come back and pissed at me later.
Special Thanks to Dan for helping me put together the stuff on this page.
