GOD! SHOW ME MAGIC I had a soul transplant operation coz my bypass didn't function so now I'm keeping on my toes til I see your one man show God! show me magic God! show me magic God! show me magic God! show me magic Wouldn't it be nice to know what the paper doesn't show what the TV doesn't say and what my hamster ate today God! show me magic God! show me magic God! show me magic God! show me magic FUZZY BIRDS Hamster, turnin' round in your wheel I've got something to tell you I can harness your feel dynamo for electricity you empower my feelings give me light for me to see so won't you give me some food I really need to get some energy in me give me some I really need to get some energy in me give me some to spread it on my bread don't you know that I spread it on my bread Rest yourself you've been long on your feet if I buy you a matchbox will you keep it all neat? you're the battery incarnate I'm an innocent man so won't you give me some food I really need to get some energy in me give me some I really need to get some energy in me give me some to spread it on my bread don't you know that I spread it on my bread SOMETHING 4 THE WEEKEND First time I did it for the hell of it stuck it on the back of my tongue and swallowed it second time things are getting easier blow me down this wind is getting breezier third time lucky, maybe feelin' fuzzy oh my god! we're getting hippy-dippy! 5-6-7 man I'm in heaven and I'm growing my beard Until it gets sheared you're on my mind every day and every night and you'll never go away cos I know you're here to stay for the rest of my mind on my mind every day and every night and you'll never go away cos I know you're here to stay for the rest of my mind first time I did it for the hell of it stuck it right up and that was the end of it second time things are getting easier hairs on the back of my neck are getting stickier third time unlucky perversely bloody doctor I'm ill please pass me the brandy 5-6-7 I heard George Foreman say: show horses loose fast women frighten you're on my mind every day and every night and you'll never go away cos I know you're here to stay for the rest of my mind I just keep repeating myself I just keep repeating myself I just keep repeating myself FRISBEE Locked in a sorry dream you know we're drowning in designer ice cream I scream: this is the present but it's no surprise then I realise what I see I spies the past was eagle eyed the future's pixelised too see you nice to see you? I had my frisbee sharpened and honed I had it galvanised and chromed decapitate and bury your toys my frisbee brings the noise what I see I spies the past was eagle eyed the future's pixelised too see you nice to see you HOMETOWN UNICORN I was lost Lost on the bypass road could be worse I could be turned to toad won't you take me back to my hometown take me back before I break down will you ever return me will you ever return me will you ever return me Just like Frankie Fontaine I wonder what I can do? I was found riding a unicorn could be worse I could be backwards born won't you take me back to my hometown take me back before I break down will you ever return me? will you ever return me? will you ever return me? Just like Frankie Fontaine I wonder what I can do? calm down and then leave me alone calm down and then leave me alone calm down and then leave me alone calm down and then leave me alone will you ever return me? will you ever return me? will you ever return me? Just like Frankie Fontaine I wonder what I can do? GATHERING MOSS Lost capacity for infinity you and me are idly gathering moss fields of industry death by misery you and I are idly you and me are idly gathering moss false security faked insanity you and I united by itemised bills kills my sympathy builds my agony you and me are idly you and I are idly gathering moss but when you see me I'll be idly sweeping the dust away look here comes the shore again and will aim there to be merry you and I are idly you and me are idly gathering moss IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DESTROY YOU if you don't want me to destroy you take a leaf out of my book: turn it around and have a look because I don't want you to destroy me I'll commit myself to be in and out of every tree gravity you just hold me down so quietly you just hold me back when the insects fly all around you do you reach and aim a hit? or do you lie around a bit? and when the animals gather 'round you do you ask them for the time? or do you run away and whine: gravity you just hold me down so quietly you just hold me back gravity you just hold me down so quietly you just pull me down to Earth Let me go into the depths of your infinity I can sense your presence in the vicinity BAD BEHAVIOUR Bad behaviour was my saviour makin' mischief used to make my day subsequently accidentally I put my fist through a window pane bad! bad! bad! bad! behaviour I remember once I had a brain amnesia never crossed my mind tonsillitis was my alibi truancy was my vocation bad! bad! bad! bad! behaviour MARIO MAN The blim holes in my shell suit joined into an absolute and fell apart one day they stitched me up in everton then they took me to a surgeon: lost on penalties Mario man I married at the altar the village idiot's daughter Oh! lucky me we honeymooned in Cyprus that's where she caught the virus I flew home alone so I bought myself a chip pan and sailed it to the isle of man for a holiday struggling in a vortex with my jacket made of goretex it fits wonderfully Mario man Zap! Zap! wham! wham! says the Mario man today he played so hard he's got blisters on his fingers HANGIN' WITH HOWARD MARKS you and me and the guy from the sparks hanging out with Howard Marks we're the three musketeers gather round with your beers there's no need for the fear throw a penny into my plastic satellite dish and make a wish I wish you farewell buy buy! sell sell! I bid you goodbye sell sell! sky high a big fax and a portion of lies washed down with a dire choke pass the mic to your lover turn around anf find another pass the buck to your brother throw a penny into my plastic satellite dish buy buy! sell sell! I bid you goodbye sell sell! sky high LONG GONE long gone there's no shadow where you stood long gone I would find you if I could long gone there's a distance far away long gone if I believed I would pray long gone FOR NOW AND EVER it's been a funny kind of day Sian Lloyd says the sun will come and play emotive in transit we'll be together till the end we'll be together for now and ever oh! ho! oh! ho! ho!
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