BEAUTY QUEEN/HORSES (Beauty Queen) She's a beauty queen My sweet bean bag in the street Take it Down out to the laundry scene Don't know why she's in my hand Can't figure what it is But I lie again (Horses) I got me some horses To ride on To ride on They say that your demons Can't go there So I got me some horses To ride on To ride on As longs as your army Keeps perfectly still And maybe I'll find me a sailor, A tailor And maybe together We'll make mother well So I got me some horses To ride on To ride on As long as your army Keeps perfectly still You showed me the meadow And Milkwood And Silkwood And you would if I would But you never would So I chased down your posies Your pansies in my hosies They opened my hands And they were empty Off with Superfly Sniffing a Sharpie pen Honey, it's Bill and Ben Off with Superfly Counting your bees Oh, me honey like One, two, three The camera is rolling It's easy like One Two Three And if there is a way to find you I will find you But you will find me if Neil Makes me a tree, an afro, a pharaoh I can't go You said so And threads that are golden Don't break easily BLOOD ROSES Blood roses Blood roses Back on the street now Can't forget the things you never said On days like this gets me thinking When chickens get a taste of your meat Chickens get a taste of your meat You gave him your blood And your warm little diamond He likes killing you after you're dead You think I'm a queer I think you're a queer I think you're a queer Said I think you're a queer And I shaved every place where you been I shaved every place where you been God knows I've thrown away those graces The Belle of New Orleans tried to show me Once how to tango Wrapped around your feet Wrapped around like good little roses Blood roses Blood roses Back on the street now Now you've cut out the flute From the throat of the loon At least when you cry now He can't even hear you When chickens get a taste of your meat When he sucks you deep Sometimes you're nothing but meat FATHER LUCIFER Father Lucifer You never looked so sane You always did prefer the drizzle to the rain Tell me that you're still in love with that Milkmaid How's the Lizzies How's your Jesus Christ been hanging Nothing's gonna stop me from floating Nothing's gonna stop me from floating He says he reckons I'm a watercolour stain He says I run and then I run from him And then I run He didn't see me watching From the aeroplane He wiped a tear And then he threw away our appleseed Nothing's gonna stop me from floating Every day's my wedding day Though baby's still in his comatose state I'll die my own Easter eggs Don't go yet And Beene lost the sunset but that's OK Does Joe bring flowers to Marilyn's grave And girls that eat pizza and never gain weight Father Lucifer, you never looked so sane. PROFESSIONAL WIDOW Slag pit Stag shit Honey, bring it close to my lips Yes Don't blow those brains yet We gotta be big, boy We gotta be big Starfucker, just like my daddy Just like my daddy, selling his baby Just like my daddy Gonna strike a deal, make him feel Like a congressman It runs the family Rest your shoulders Everywhere a Judas, as far as you can see Beautiful angel Calling "we got a re-run of Muhammed Ali" Prism perfect Honey, bring it close to my lips Yes What is termed a landscape of principle Proportion, it better be big, boy Starfucker, just like my daddy Just like my daddy, selling his baby Just like my daddy Gonna strike a deal, make him feel Like a congressman Mother Mary China white Brown may be sweeter She will supply Mother Mary China white Brown may be sweeter She will supply She will supply She will supply She will supply MR. ZEBRA Hello Mr. Zebra Can I have your sweater 'Cause it's cold, cold, cold In my hole, hole, hole Ratatouille Strychnine Sometimes she's a friend of mine With a gigantic whirlpool That will blow your mind Hello Mr. Zebra Ran into some confusion with a Mrs. Crocodile Furry mussels marching on She thinks she's Kaiser Wilhelm Or a civilised syllabub To blow your mind Figure it out She's a goodtime fella She's got a little fund to fight for Moneypenny's rights Figure it out She's a goodtime fella Too bad the burial was premature, she said And smiled MARIANNE Tuna Rubber A little blubber in my igloo And I knew your pigtails and all Girls when they fall And they said Marianne killed herself And I said, not a chance Don't you love the girls, ladies, babes Old bags who say she was so pretty, why Why, why, why did she crawl down in the old Deep ravine C'mon pigtails and all those sailors Get your bags and hold down, won't you just Hold down 'cause Ed is watching my every sound I said They're watching my every sound The weasel squeaks faster than a seven day week I said Timmy, and that purple monkey Are all down At Bobby's house Making themselves pesters, and lesters and jesters and my Traitors of kind And I'm just having thoughts of Marianne She could outrun the fastest slug She could Marianne Quickest girl in the frying pan CAUGHT A LITE SNEEZE Caught a lite sneeze, caught a lite breeze Caught a lightweight, lightningseed Boys on my left side Boys on my left side Boys in the middle And you're not here, I need a big loan From the girl zone Chorus: Building Tumbling down Didn't know our love was so small Couldn't stand at all Mr. St. John, just bring your son The spire is hot And my cells can't feed And you still got that Belle, dragging your foots I'm hiding it well, Sister Ernestine But you still got that Belle Dragging my foots Chorus Right on time, you get closer And closer Call my name but there's no way in Use that fame Rent your wife and kinds today Maybe she will Maybe she will, caught a lite sneeze Dreamed a little dream Made my own pretty hate machine Boys on my left side Boys on my right side Boys in the middle, and you're not here Boys in their dresses And you're not here I need a big loan from the girl zone MUHAMMAD MY FRIEND Muhammad my friend It's time to tell the world We both know it was a girl, back in Bethlehem And on that fateful day When she was crucified She wore Shiseido Red and we drank tea By her side Sweet, sweet used to be so sweet to me Muhammad my friend I'm getting very scared Teach me how to love my brothers Who don't know the law And what about the deal on the flying Trapeze, got a peanut butter hand But honey, do drop in at the Dew drop Inn Sweet, sweet Between the boys and the bees And Moses, I know I know you've seen fire But you've never seen fire Until you've seen Pele blow And I've never seen light But I sure have seen gold And Gladys save a place for me On your grapevine Until I get my own TV show Ashre, ashre, ashre, ashre And if I lose my Cracker Jacks at the Tidal wave, I got a place In the Pope's rubber robe Muhammad my friend It's time to tell the world We both know it was a girl Back in Bethlehem HEY JUPITER No one's picking up the phone Guess it's me and me And this little masochist She's ready to confess All the things that she never thought That she could feel and Hey Jupiter Nothing's been the same So are you gay Are you blue Thought we both could use a friend To run to And I thought you'd see with me And you wouldn't have to be something new Sometimes I breathe you in And I know you know And sometimes you take a swim Found your writing on my wall If my heart's soaking wet Boy, your boots can leave a mess Hey Jupiter Nothing's been the same So are you gay Are you blue Thought we both could use a friend To run to And I thought, I wouldn't have to keep With you Hiding Thought I knew myself so well All the dolls I had Took my leather off the shelf Your apocalypse was fab For a girl who couldn't chose between The shower or the bath And I thought I wouldn't have to be With you A magazine No one's picking up the phone Guess it's clear, he's gone And this little masochist Is lifting up her dress Guess I thought I could never feel The things I feel Hey Jupiter WAY DOWN Maybe I'm the afterglow 'Cause I'm with a band you know Don't you hear the laughter on the way down Yes, I am the anchorman Dining here with Son of Sam A hair too much to chat of on the way down Gonna meet a great big star Gonna drive his great big car Gonna have it all here on the way down Way down Way down Way down She knows Way down Way down Way down She knows LITTLE AMSTERDAM Little Amsterdam In a southern town Hominy, get it on the plate girl Momma, keep your head down Momma, it wasn't my bullet Don't take me back to the Range I'm just coming out of the cell in my brain Girl, you got to know these days Which side your on Momma got shit She loved a brown man Then she built a bridge in the Sheriff's bec She'd do anything to save her man You see her olives are cold pressed And her best friend is a sun dress But Momma It wasn't my bullet Round and a round and a round I go Round and a round this time for keeps Father, only you can save my soul And playing that organ must count For something Girl, you got to know these days Which side your on Little Amsterdam Shut down today They buried her with a Butter bean bouquet And the Sheriff now can't ride away Like I said into the sunset And I won't say He shouldna paid But Momma It wasn't my bullet TALULA Congratulate you Said you had a double tongue Balancing cake and bread Say goodbye to a glitter girl Talula Talula You don't want to lose her She must be worth losing If it is worth something Talula Talula She's brand new now to you Wrapped in your papoose Your little Fig Newton Say goodbye to the old world Ran into the Henchman who severed Anne Boleyn He did it right quickly, a merciful man She said 1 + 1 is 2 But Henry said that it was 3 So it was Here I am Talula Talula I don't want to lose it It must be worth losing If it i worth something Talula Talula She's brand new now to you Wrapped in your papoose Your little Fig Newton And Jamaica Do you know what I have done Mary M weaving on said What you want is in the blood Senators I got Big Bird on the fishing line With a bit of a shout, a bit of a shout A bit of an angry snout He's my favorite hooker of the whole bunch And I know about his only Bride And how the Russians die on the ice I got my rape on Honey, but I always could accessorize And I never cared much for the money But I know right now That it's in God's hand But I don't know who the father is Talula Talula I don't want to lose him He must be worth losing If it is worth something Talula Talula He's brand new now to you Wrapped in your papoose Your little Fig Newton NOT THE RED BARON Not the Red Baron Not Charlie Brown Think I got the message figured Another pilot down And are their devils with halos In beautiful capes Taking them into the flames Not Judy G Not Jean Jean with a hallowed Heart I see that screen go Down in the flames With every step with every beautiful heel Pointed Not the Red Baron, I'm sure Not Charlie's wonderful dog Not anyone I really know Just another pilot down Maybe I'll just sing him a last Little sound many there know some girls With red ribbons The prettiest Red Ribbons AGENT ORANGE Gotta tell you what I heard From agent orange Mister suntan Mister happy man Mister I know the girls on all the world tours Mister agent, yeah He's my favorite And they don't understand He's got palm oil fans Yes, he's down and there and everywhere He's getting an A to Z An underwater city where she swims and swims DOUGHNUT SONG Had me a trick and a kick and your message Well, you'll never gain weight from a doughnut hole Then thought that I could decipher your message There's no one here dear No one at all And if I'm wasting all your time This time Maybe you never learned to take And if I'm hanging on to your shade I guess I'm way beyond the pale And a southern men can grow gold Can grow pertty Blood can be pertty Like a delicate man Copper to steel to a hinge that is faltered That's let's you in, let's you in, let's you in Something's just keeping you numb You told me last night You were a sun now with your very own Devoted satellite Happy for you And I am sure that I hate you Too sons, too many, too many able fires And if I'm wasting all your time This time I think you never learned to take And if I'm hanging on to your shade I guess I'm way beyond the pale IN THE SPRINGTIME OF HIS VOODOO Standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona And I'm quite sure I'm in the wrong song 2 girls, 65 got a piece tied up in the back seat "Honey, we're recovering Christians" In the Springtime of his voodoo He was going to show me spring And right there for a minute I knew you so well Got an angry snatch Girls, you know what I mean When swivelin that hip doesn't do the trick Me, pureed sanitarily Mr. Sulu Warp speed Warp speed Warp speed In the Springtime of his voodoo Every road lead back to my door Every road I will follow Every road leads back to my door Got all your crosses loaded And I know she's not that Foxy Boys I said I know she's not that Foxy, but You gotta owe, something sometimes You gotta owe When you're your momma's sunshine You've got to give something sometimes When you're the sweetest cherry In an apple pie I need some voodoo on these prunes In the Springtime of his voodoo He was going to show me spring PUTTING THE DAMAGE ON Glue Stuck to my shoes Does anyone know why you play with an orange rind You say you packed my things And divided what was mine, you're off to the mountain top I say her skinny legs could use sun But I'm not wishing For my best impression Of my best Angie Dickinson But now I've got to worry 'Cause boy, you still look so pretty When you're putting the damage on Don't make me scratch on your door I never left you For Banjo I only just turned around for a poodle And a corvette And my impression Of my best Angie Dickinson But now I've got to worry 'Cause boy, you still look so pretty When you're putting the damage on I'm trying not to move It's just your ghost Passing through I said I'm trying not to move It's just your ghost passing through It's just your ghost Passing through And now I'm quite sure There's a light in your platoon I never seen a light move Like yours Can do to me So, now I'm wishing For my best impression Of my best Angie Dickinson But now I've got to worry 'Cause boy, you still look pretty To me But I've got a place to go I've got a ticket to your late show now I'm worrying 'cause even still You sure are pretty When you're putting the damage on Yes When you're putting the damage on You're just so pretty When you're putting the damage on TWINKLE Sure that star can twinkle And you're watching it do Boy so hard, boy so hard But I know a girl Twice as hard And I'm sure Said I'm sure She's watching it too No matter what tie she's got in her right dresser Tied I know she's watching that star Gonna twinkle Gonna twinkle Gonna twinkle And last time I knew She worked at an Abbey in lona She said, "I killed a man T I've gotta say hidden in his Abbey" But I can see that star When she twinkles And she twinkles And I sure can That means I sure can That means I sure can I sure can So hard So hard
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