Weezer--Weezer

1: My Name is Jonas


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My name is Jonas! 
I'm carrying the wheel 
Thanks for all you've shown us 
But this is how we feel 

Come sit next to me, pour yourself some tea 
Just like grandma made, when we couldn't find sleep 
Things were better then 
Once but never again 
We've all left the den, let me tell you 'bout it 

The choo-choo train left right on time 
A ticket cost only your mind 
The driver said "Hey man, we go all the way" 
Of course we were willing to pay! 

My name is Wepeel ! 
Got a box full of your toys 
They're fresh out of batteries 
But you're still making noise! Making noise! 
Tell me what to do 
Now the tank is dry, now this wheel is flat, and you know what else! 
Guess what I received in the mail today 
Words of deep concern, for my little brother 

The building's not going as he planned... 
The foreman has injured his hand 
The dozer will not clear a path 
The driver swears he learned his math ! 

The workers are going home. 
Workers are going home. 
The workers are going home. 
The workers are going home. 
YEAH! 

The workers are going home. 
The workers are going home. 
The workers are going home. 
Yeah yeah yeah! 

My name is Jonas. 


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2: No One Else

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My girl's got a big mouth, with which she blabbers a lot 
She laughs at most everything, whether its funny or not 
And if you see her, tell her its over now 

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else 
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf 
When I'm away she never leaves the house 
I want a girl who laughs for no one else 

My girl's got eyeballs in the back of her head. 
She looks around and around, you know it makes me sad to see her like that 
Please don't believe her, she says that for anyone 
And if you see her, tell her it's late 

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else. 
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf. 
When I'm away she never leaves the house. 
I want a girl who laughs for no one else. 

And if you see her, tell her its over now! 

And if you see her, tell her its over now. 

And if you watch a girl 
Wucha Wucha Wucha Wucha! 

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else. 
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf. 
When I'm away she never leaves the house. 
I want a girl who laughs for no one else. 
No one else, yeah! 


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3: The World Has Left Me

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The world has turned and left me here 
Just where I was before you appeared 
And in your place, an empty space 
Has filled the void behind my face 

I just made love with your sweet memory 
One thousand times in my head 
You said you loved it more than ever 
You said 
You remain, turned away, turning further every day.... 

The world has turned and left me here 
Just where I was before you appeared 
And in your place, an empty space 
Has filled the void behind my face 

I talked for hours to your wallet photograph 
And you just listened 
You laughed enchanted by my intellect 
Or maybe you didn't 

You remain, turned away, turning further every day.... 

The world has turned and left me here 
Just where I was before you appeared 
And in your place, an empty space 
Has filled the void behind my face 

You remain, turned away, turning further every day.... 

The world has turned and left me here 
Just where I was before you appeared 
And in your place, an empty space 
Has filled the void behind my face 

Do you believe what I sing now? 
Do you believe what I sing now? 
Do you believe... it? 

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4: Buddy Holly


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Whats with these homies dissing my girl? 
Why do they gotta front? 
What did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent? 
Oooo Oooo! 
But ya know I'm yours 
Oooo Oooo! 
And I know your mine 
Oooo Oooo! 

Ooo wee ooo, I look just like Buddy Holly 
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore 
I don't care what they say about us anyway 
I don't care about that 

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near 
I know that you need help 
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit 
You need a Guardian 

Oooo Oooo! 
And you know I'm yours 
Oooo Oooo! 
And I know your mine 
Oooo Oooo! 

Ooo wee ooo, I look just like Buddy Holly 
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore 
I don't care what they say about us anyway 
I don't care about that 
I don't care about that 

Bam Bang! Knocked on the door 
Another big bang and you're down on the floor 
Oh no, what do we do? 
Don't look now, but I lost my shoe 
I can't run and I can't kick 
Wussa matta babe? Are you feeling sick? 
Wussa matta wussa matta wussa matta you? 
Wussa matta babe? I'm feeling blue! Oh-ohhhh. 

That(s) ma on the roo 

Ooo wee ooo, I look just like Buddy Holly 
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore 
I don't care what they say about us anyway 
I don't care about that 
I don't care about that 
I don't care about that 
I don't care about that 

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5: Undone -- The sweater song

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Hey bud! How we doin man? 
All right... 
Its been a while man, this place is so rad... 
This bands my favorite man, don'tcha love um? 
Yeah... 
Oh man, you wanna beer? 
All right... 
Aw man, hell bro, this is best man, 
I'm so glad we're all back together and stuff. This is great man. 
Yeah... 
Hey you know about that party after the show? 
Yeah. 
Aw man, its gunna be the best... I'm so stoned. Take it easy bro! 


Aw me, baby, die down, I am, I can sing and, hear me, know me... 
If you want to destroy my sweater, pull this thread as I walk away 

Hey whats up? 
Not much... 
Um, did you hear about the party? 
Yeah... 
I think I'm gunna go, but my friends don't wanna go. 
Can I get a ride? 

Oh no, it go, it gone, bye-bye [bye], do I, I think, I sink, and I DIE! 
If you want to destroy my sweater. Woah woah a woah. 
Hold this thread as I walk away. As I walk away! 
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked 
Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I've come undone 

If you want to destroy my sweater. Woah woah a woah 
Hold this thread as I walk away. As I walk away! 
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked 
Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I've come undone 

I don't want to destroy your sweater 
Lets be friends and just walk away 
Hate to see you lying there 
in your superman skivvies 
Lying in the floor! Lying on the floor! I've come undone!! 

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6: Surf Wax America

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Sea is foaming like a bottle of beer 
The Wave is coming but I ain't got no fear 
I'm waxing down so that I'll go real fast 
I'm waxing down 'cause it's really a blast 
I'm going surfing 'cause I don't like your face 
I'm bailing out b'cause I hate the race 
Of rats that run round and 'round in a maze 
I'm goin' surfin, goin' surfin' 

You take your car to work 
I'll take my board 
And when you're out of fuel 
I'm still afloat 

My buddies and their honies all come along 
They seem invincible, it takes 'em along 
The sea is rolling like a thousand pound keg 
We're goin' surfin', we're goin' surfin'! 

You take your car to work 
I'll take my board 
And when you're out of fuel 
I'm still afloat 

You take your car to work 
I'll take my board 
And when you're out of fuel 
I'm still afloat 

All along the undertow is strengthening its hold 
I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home 

All along the undertow is strengthening its hold 
I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never grow old 

You take your car to work, I'll take my board 
And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat 
All along the undertow is strengthening its hold 
I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home! 
You take your car to work, I'll take my board 
And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat 

You take your car, I'll take my board. 
Lets Go! 

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7: Say It Ain't So

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Oh Yeah 
All Right 

Somebody's heine is crowding my icebox 
Somebody's cold one is giving me chills 
Guess I'll just close my eyes 

Oh yeah 
All right 
Feels good 
Inside 

Flip on the Tele... Wrestle with Jimmy 
Somethin' is bubblin' behind my butt 
The bottle is ready to go 

Say it ain't so a-woah-a-woah 
Your drug is a heartbreaker 
Say it ain't so a-woah-a-woah 
My love is a life-taker 

I can't confront you, I never could do... 
That which might hurt you 
Try and be cool, when I say: 
This way is-a-waterslide-away-from-you-that-takes-you-futher-everyday! 
Be cool 

Say it ain't so a-woah-a-woah 
Your drug is a heartbreaker 
Say it ain't so a-woah-a-woah 
My love is a life-taker! 

Dear daddy, I write you in spite of fears of silence 
You cleaned up, found Jesus, Things are good also I hear 
This bottle of Stevens awakens ancient feelings... 
Like father, Step-Father... 
The son is drowning in the flood! Yeah Yeah-Yeah Yeah-Yeah! 

Say it ain't so a-woah-a-woah 
You drug is a heartbreaker. 
Say it ain't so a-woah-a-woah. 
My love is a life-taker. 

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8: In the Garage

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I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide 
I've got a twelve sided die 
I've got Kitty Pride 
And Nightcrawler too, waiting there for me, yes I do 
I do 

I've got posters on the wall 
My favorite rock group Kiss 
I got ace freely 
I've got Peter Chris, Waiting there for me, yes I do 
I do 

In the Garage, I feel safe 
No one cares about my ways 
In the Garage, where I belong 
No one hears me sing this song 
In the Garage 

I got electric guitar 
I play my stupid songs 
I write these stupid words 
And I love everyone waiting there for me, yes I do 
I do 

In the Garage, I feel safe 
No one cares about my ways 
In the Garage, where I belong 
No one hears me sing this song 
In the Garage 
In the Garage 
Arrah! 

In the Garage, I feel safe 
No one cares about my ways 
In the Garage, where I belong 
No one hears me singing this song 
No one laughs about my ways 
In the Garage 
In the Garage 

In the Garage, I feel safe. 
No one laughs about my ways. 
In the Garage, where I belong, 
No one hears, No one hears me! 
No one hears me, No one hears me! 
No one hears me sing this song. 

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9: Holiday

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Lets go away for a while 
You and I, to a strange and distant land 
Where they speak no word of truth 
But we don't understand anyway 

Holiday 
Far away, to stay 
On a Holiday 
Far away. Lets go today, in a heartbeat! 
Heartbeat! Heartbeat! 

Don't bother to pack your bags, or your map 
You won't need them where we're going 
We're going where the wind is blowing 
Not knowing where we're going to stay 

Holiday 
Far away, to stay 
On a Holiday 
Far away. Lets go today, in a heartbeat! 
Heartbeat! Heartbeat! 
Heartbeat! Heartbeat! 

We will write a post card to our friends and family in free verse 
We will write a post card to our friends and family in free verse 
{In the word with carrol at, jot her in his pilgrim land 
and this road will never die...} 
We will write a post card to our friends and family in free verse 

Lets go away for a while 
You and I, to a strange and distant land 
Where they speak no word of truth 
But we don't understand anyway 

Holiday 
Far away, to stay 
On a Holiday 
Far away, to stay 
On a Holi! 

Lets go away/Far away 
Lets go away/to stay 
Lets go away/On a holi... 
Lets go away/Day, far away 
Lets go away/to stay 
In a heartbeat! 

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10: Only In Dreams

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You can't resist her 
She's in your bones 
She is your marrow, and your ride home 

You can't avoid her 
She's in the air 
In the air 
And in between molecules of Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide. 

Only in dreams, you'll see what it means 
Reach out our hands 
Hold on to hers 
But when we wake, it's all been erased 
And so it seems... only in dreams 

You walk up to her 
Ask her to dance 
She says "Hey baby, I just might take a chance." 

You say its a good thing 
That you float in the air 
In the air 
Up where there's no way I will crush 
Your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces 

Only in dreams, you'll see what it means 
Reach out our hands 
Hold on to hers 
But when we wake, it's all been erased 
And so it seems... only in dreams 

Only in dreams 
Only in dreams 
Only in dreams! 
Only in dreams! 
Only in dreams! 
Only in dreams