A THOUSAND TREES Standing at the bus stop With my shopping in my hands When I'm overhearing elder ladies As the rumours start to fly You can hear them in the school yard scrap yard chip shop phone box in the pool hall at the shoe stall every corner turned around It started with a school girl Who was running Running home to her mam and dad told them she was playing in the change room of her local football side They said tell us again So she told them again They said tell us the truth They found it hard to believe Cause he taught our Steve He even trained me Taught Uncle John who's a father of three But it only takes one tree to make a thousand matches Only takes one match to burn A thousand trees You see it in the class room In the swimming pool Where the match stick men are made At the scouts hall At the football Where the wise we trust are paid They all honor his name He did a lot for the game He got his name knocked up above the sports ground gates But now they are ripping them down Stamping the ground Picture gathers dust behind the bar in the lounge It takes only one tree to make a thousand matches Only takes one match to burn A thousand trees Wake up and smell the rain Shake up he's back to stay He hasn't been on a holiday His growing seeds don't believe Why he's been away in the school yard Change room Playing fields Bathroom Phone box Office blocks Corner turned around They keep doubting the flame Tossing the blame Got his name knocked up Above the sports ground gates But now they're ripping them down Stamping the ground Picture gathers dust in the bar in the lounge It takes only one tree to make a thousand matches It only takes one match to burn A thousand trees LOOKS LIKE CHAPLIN I feel the wash close down the street Yet Chaplin walks feet nine fifteen And I hear them call his name And I see him turn away they take him in and clean him up they take him in and strip him down Dry his skin and feed him wine and I hear them call his name and I see him turn away Asks to use the phone Yet he lives alone There's no one home to phone sits alone home alone calls his phone his own his wife is still unknown MORE LIFE IN A TRAMPS VEST I get camping eys in the final hour last minute shoppers picking cauliflower the fuss they make you'd swear they were buying a car always moan moan it's not so cheap cheaper still cheaper still down the streets I lose my rag and tell them take your bag and shop down there closing down closing down Another road one way system steals the show mac the knife swigs a can and sings the day away There's more life more life more life in a tramp's vest flowers man sits down in the street surrounded by stock he bought back last week bring back the ladies wearing lipstick on their teeth make up we make up a crappy joke sit back relax and have a smoke Mac the knife swigs a can and sings the day away There's more life more life more life in a tramp's vest LOCAL BOY IN THE PHOTOGRAPH There's no mistake I smell that smell It's that time of year again I can taste the air Clocks go back Railway track Something blocks the line again And the train runs late for the first time pebble beach we're underneath a pier Just been painted red where I hear the news for the first time And all the friends lay down the flowers sit on the banks and drink for hours talk of the way they saw him last local boy in the photograph today he'll alwasy be twenty-three yet the train runs on and on past the place they found his clothing TRAFFIC We all face the same way Still it takes all day Take a look to my left Pick out the worst and the best She paints her lip Greasy and thick Another mirror stare And she's going where? Another office affair? To kill an unborn scare? Talk dirty to the priest? Makes them human at least Is she running away? To start a brand new day? Or she going home? Why's she driving alone? Is anyone going anywhere? Everyone's gotta be somewhere She's got a body in the boot? Or just bags full of food? Those are models' legs But are they womens are they mens? She shouts down the phone Missed a payment on the loan she gotta be above the rest keeping up with the best Is anyone going anywhere? Everyone's gotta be somewhere Wait tables for a crook? Wrote a hardback book? You teach kids how to read? Sell your body on the street? A nurse without a job? Another uptown snob? But have I got you wrong? One look and you were gone Is anyone going anywhere? Everyone's gotta be somewhere NOT UP TO YOU Salt grips the road awaits his lift again Street orange glow shades the odds Against one more sip a shoe a miss a shaving nick one extra kiss who's to know whatever! not up to me, not up to you Swings don't swing the parks been dead for years How do you know the last swing weren't your last for good hard book on freaks fresh summer peach creased magazine sugar chocolate treat who's to know whatever! not up to me, not up to you the stree's so long where she lost her pocket purse kept the last picture of the man she committed first cracked windscreen rain French murder play Junk take away tired street parades who's to know whatever! Whatever! not up to me, not up to you Not up to anything we do CHECK MY EYELIDS FOR HOLES I gotta lose weight I swallow honey Is my stand up show still that funny? Am I back for good? I said that, I said that I would be She's down waist low trying to make me happy Because I like watching you it's time I tried tried to check my eye lids, check for holes two weeks late I gotta test for babies shop take is falling low I'm not going back back to the factories because I like what I do It's time I tried, tried to check my check my eye lids, check for holes SAME SIZE FEET A week's too long not to ring recolours her hair and waits for him no cat against dog just head over heels Sex twice a date best time in years oh no why hasn't he phoned she has to wait until he's on his own lying and denying so nobody knows I'll tell her this week is what he tell her to keep her on loan he'll buy her one day sex drives oral highs cheated wives and spies cream cakes coffee dates floral gifts goodbye passed away for the day had a change of kind sex changes too mundane for the average mind oh no she just can't see where he is or where he's been looked prim and straight like she's always been all that she saved for went missing again she could be wrong it looks like the words got around they found a body in the lake maybe it wasn't really his name same coulur same weight same size feet it's the not knowing that kills you oh no the clocks stopped slow everytime you're on your own ya hide from the spies so nobody knows scratch through the pages of the lazy days news for a clue still looking for you! LAST OF THE BIG TIME DRINKERS Ten minutes flat after that day at the factory I'm drinking like a dog in the sun I don't need to eat or sleep a wink at the weekend Just rot my guts and I can't wait for my next drink the first is gonna sink I'm the last of the big time drinkers I take pride in my work I'm the last of the big time drinkers The beer don't taste the same without my name painted on the glass I don't live to work I work to live and live at the weekend and maybe spend a week in the sun I come home wet the bed throw my sheets out the window and Sunday morning comes and I can't wait for my next drink the first is gonna sink I'm the last of the big time drinkers I take pride in my work I'm the last of the big time drinkers The beer don't taste the same with my name painted on my glass And I can't wait for my next drink The first one it's gonna sink I'm the last of the big time drinkers I take pride in my work I'm the last of the big time drinkers just give me hops or the slops I'm the last of the big time drinkers I take pride in my work I'm the last of the big time drinkers GOLDFISH BOWL The same long faces in the workman's hall Caramel crisp counts his birds Cliff chip's lines up his dominoes kingfisher lead singer calms his nerves I'm drinking sinking swimming drowning working smirking learning burning sleeping thieving cheating beating I'm eating I'm deep in a goldfish bowl It's sink or swim the hall downtown just burned to the ground My boxing ring is turned to ash red head ginger bread sells tickets at the door stella sleep walks in the sand I'm drinking sinking swimming drowning working smirking learning burning sleeping thieving cheating beating I'm eating I'm deep in a goldfish bowl It's sink or swim, they're looking in Hard up outta luck time to ride the village bike a bike been used ten times or more grape vine here's teh wife lays down her royal flush I think I've lost another wife TOO MANY SANDWICHES Shopping spree for the family tree Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while too many sandwiches and wine sherry stanins down your best man's tie what a speech the band arrives the granny's cry singer's tongue's in the bar maids mouth what a voice Grandpa drunk a drop or two his head's still sunk in the portaloo what a man you bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast the disco's late and he's overpaid tonight you got a diamond ring and the man who sings the man who sings made love to the barmaid twice and that's just tonight the blue rinsed hairs lift up the chairs the band's too loud they're off down stairs what a noise the bride and groom dance their dance the singer mimes there's still a chance the barmaid smiles BILLY DAVEY'S DAUGHTER I never knew her name I only knew her fame she lived near my town another goldfish to drown Well I just passed the bridge that parts us from them the bridge that she used again and again again I remember when they found her Billy Davey's daughter the word gets around Billy Davey's second daughter threw herself to dirty water Billy's left with nothing but a dream He dreams....
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