To the tune of "Oh where oh where has my little dog gone?"
Oh where oh where has Phillip gone?
Oh where oh where can he be?
He was here last year
But he disappeared
Oh where oh where can he be?
written by: Fern Coffey and Shelly Montgomery(ME!)
To the tune of "99 bottles of beer on the wall
Stefano's at it again and again
Stefano's at it again
Marlena chasin'
And mind erasin'
Stefano's at it again and again
written by: Fern Coffey
To the tune of "How much is that doggie in the window"
How much is that wife in the window?
The one with the short blonde hair
How much is that wife in the window?
I sure hope that wife is for sale
written by: Shelly Montgomery (Me again!)
To the tune of "Baby One More Time"
Oh Austin, Austin
How was I supposed to know
That I'm not your bride, yeah
Oh Auatin Austin
I couldn't let you go
When you hit me with your ride, yeah
Don't show me how you want it to be
Don't tell me beby
Cause I don't wanna know now oh because
My lonliness is killing me
and I
I must confess
I still believe, still believe
If I have amnesia all the time
you will be mine
Hit me baby one more time!
Oh Austin Austin
The reason I breathe is you
How could you have been so blind, yeah
Oh pretty Austin
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
To have Carrie out of your life yeah
Don't show me
How you want it to be
Don't tell me baby
Cause I don't wanna know now oh beacuse
(Repeat Chorus!)
Written by: me, myself and I-Shelly Montgomery!
To the tune of "Pretty Fly For a White Guy"
Give it to me, Mikey!
Na uh na uh
Give it to me Mikey!
Na uh na uh
Give it to me Mikey!
na uh na uh
And all the guys say I'm pretty low for a Psycho!
You know it's pretty hard just to sue a guy today
I tell him that I love him but he pushes me away
People say I'm crazy and I'm in a fantasy
I'm not dillusional
I tell ya, Mike's in love with ME!
So I'll fight for Mike
Devote my life
I could always run over Carrie at a traffic light
I could pay a man
To mug her and
If that don't work, if that don't work
I could stalk her
he promised ME head nurse
At least I know we could always go on Jerry Springer!
The world needs more of me
The world loves more of me!
Let's give them some more of me!
Hey hey do that brand new plan!
(Repeat Chorus!)
Written by: Shelly Montgomery (I'm beginning to see a pattern here!) haha
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