Leave me Phoneless (Ode to 56k modem)

Sign on, sign on......leave me phoneless
Yeah....sign on


My modem dials slowly
My net time starts right here with you
Can't make a phone call, only
It makes me really angry too.
I can't lie
From phone calls I can't hide
And I'm loosing will to try
Can't Hide it,
Can't dial it

Sign on, sign on, leave me phoneless
Try to, call me
And get that signal
That says that I'm on line
Make me long to I M
Sign on, sign on....yeaaah sign on

And if I'm off tomarrow
And all we have is A I M
I'm happy just to be on
Its all the net I need somehow

I want cable
I need that new modem
I never want to get off
Keep missin'
Those phone calls

So go on, go on, leave me phoneless
Try to, call me and get that signal
That says that I'm on line
Make me long to I M
Sign on, sign on....yeaaah sign on

I can't lie
From phone calls I can't hide
And I'm loosing will to try
Can't Hide it,
Can't dial it

So go on, go on, leave me phoneless
Try to, call me
And get that signal
That says that I'm on line
Make me long to I M
Sign on, sign on, leave me phoneless
Sign on, sign on, leave me phoneless
Sign on, sign on, leave me phoneless
Sign on, sign on, leave me phoneless
Sign on, sign on