Title:ROOM: voy_gossip Author:SaRa
Disclaimer: Paramount owns them, but I was the one who dragged the kicking and screaming crewmembers into a chatroom. Author's note #1: My first VOYAGER fanfic. Feedback of all sorts welcome. Flames will be used to heat up the coffee that I need so badly right now. Author's note #1 1/3: EnginEAR, blueboy, and gabbygrl are nameless crew members. So you don't think I'm crazy, EnginEAR is an engineer, blueboy is a male Bolian (sp?), and gabbygrl is just some female crewmember. Author's note #1 2/3: If you want to know who the other people are, it's at the end of the story along with explanations of where I got the names from than I must've been on something...
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:::ROOM: voy_gossip STATUS: public:::
:::sexEshorT entered chat:::
sexEshorT: alone? darn it!
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sexEshorT: hiya 7! borgirl: Hello, sexEshorT.
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sexEshorT: hi u 2 borgirl: I have just realized that I must regenerate. Good night.
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bigmaq: <~ thought the idea was to make it hard to tell who is who. *rolls eyes* yme: Ditto sexEshorT: it is
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France: Did every1 hear about KJ and Big C? yme: No, I just got off duty :-P holdon: tell me! bigmaq: <~ is on edge of seat sexEshorT: whatwhatwhat?
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enginEAR: hi
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yme: You three are just in time to hear about cap'n KJ and Big C :-D holdon: France has the latest info/gossip gabbygrl: SPIT IT OUT! *end screaming* France: They were *ahem* spotted in a lift...making out!!! blueboy: Before or after they slept together? yme: This morning on the way to the bridge...so after sexEshorT: i heard they did the nasty in her ready room...after spending the nite doing it 2! enginEAR: I have to go tell my buddies about this gabbygrl: *looks at enginEAR* I'm with you on that one! blueboy: I have Alpha shift *pouts* Big C has it in for me I say! 'Bye
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gabbygrl: My PADD name is gabbyspadd@gossip.voy if anyone finds out anything more! 'Night!
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holdon: I want info too! warped@systems.voy yme: unlucky@ensigns.voy sexEshorT: hottieshort1@girls.voy France: flydelta@gossip.voy bigmaq: adubya@usmen.voy France: Now that that's done, did every1 get the new story? yme: "Without You"? holdon: "Crying"? France: Apparently not. "Katie Wants a Fast One" and the sequel "Katie Got a Fast One" sexEshorT: r they clean? France: Not at all. I'd put an excerpt here but that Vulcan would ban me from the chat sexEshorT: *shrieks* i want it! send it to me! plz! bigmaq: <~ can't believe what some people will read holdon: I'd love a copy bigmaq ~> :Þ yme: Since you're handing out copies, France... :-D bigmaq: <~ wants to know if holdon will swap "Crying" for "Nightmares" holdon: Sounds good, bigmaq yme: I wrote one. "I'm Not an Escalator." It's not nice at all...Big C uses cap'n KJ as a way up the ranks. :*( sexEshorT: france these are filthy! (i luv 'em) yme do u wanna share the story you wrote? plz? France: *flashes sexEshorT a big grin* I know yme: I sent the story to each one of you. I have to go now...good night!
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France: I've done my good and dirty deed for the night, so I'm off like a Starfleet dress uniform! *looks at sexEshorT* If you need some1 to join you for a cold shower or whatever... *grin* holdon: I've got duty in 30 minutes -- yikes! Bye
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bigmaq: <~ clears throat
:::ROOM: voy_gossip STATUS: private:::
bigmaq: KATHRYN JANEWAY, YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT READING THOSE STORIES, ARE YOU? sexEshorT: Uh, hi there, Chakotay. How did you know it was me? bigmaq: You're short and you're pretty damn sexy. Now, do you really read those stories? sexEshorT: Yes, I do. So? bigmaq: Spirits! My sexy redhead has lost her mind! sexEshorT: YOUR sexy redhead? Excuse me? bigmaq: Shall I come over there and claim you? sexEshorT: Be my guest. bigmaq: Okay, I'll be there soon. sexEshorT: WAIT! bigmaq: Yes? sexEshorT: Bring your padd with the stories. bigmaq: Okay, but why? sexEshorT: We're going to read a couple of your tame ones, some of my...erotic ones and... bigmaq: ...and? sexEshorT: ...we'll pick which type we like best, act it out *wink*, and then write our own story. Anonymously, of course. bigmaq: We'll just need your erotic stories, now that I think about it. sexEshorT: I was counting on that.
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Author's note #2: Jokingly, I said to myself that I wouldn't go to sleep until I finished my first J/C story. THAT was at 0400 on 3/4/01. I never did get to sleep. *groan* Anyway, here are the names and their owners and explanations where needed:
sexEshorT: (sexy shorty) Kathryn
bigmaq: (big mack) Chakotay [he was the leader of the MAQuis cell]
borgirl: (borg girl) Seven
holdon: (hold on) B'Elanna [Klingon...cling on...hold on]
France: (France) Tom [Paris...city in France...]
yme: (why me) Harry ["Why me?" asks the poor ensign who is sent on an away mission]
