THIS IS A VERY OLD PAGE PETER MADE WHEN HE WAS VERY YOUNG AND MANY YEARS BEFORE HE STARTED HIS DEGREE IN I.T. FRIENDS OF PETER SHOULD NOT TAKE THE MICKEY OUT OF HIM FOR THIS PAGE. BY ORDER OF HIS DAD 28/9/06 Each week this page will be updated with the latest info, telling you what's been happening on TV.

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Red Dwarf

Voyager

The Simpsons

My Personal File

 
 
As many of you now, Red Dwarf is back, bigger and better. Chris Barrie has also returned, but not as a hologram. Back In the Red Lister, Rimmer, Kryten, Cat and Kochanski crash in Red Dwarf, recreated by those tiny little robots we all love and know as the Nanobots. Lister and Kochanski got put on trial for stealing, piloting and crashing. Meanwhile, Kryten's in a bit of trouble when the Crew of Red Dwarf return him to his normal, poshly spoken self!

But it doesn’t last long, only until he gets reminded of his past when Lister, Kochanski, and Cat dress up with false teeth and mop-heads. And Rimmer's the one with all the attention when he uses some sexual magnetism virus at the Captain's Dinner. While Rimmer is boasting to Lister about the virus', Lister managers to scrape a bit of luck virus on his finger and escape, taking the rest of the crew with him.

 

 

Star Trek: Voyager

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At the end of this episode, Voyager looks a bit of a mess! Year of Hell (Part One) The Trouble Started when the Astrometrics Lab was reopened. They could then plan a new route that would knock 3 years off their journey. The only trouble was, the species living on the planets surrounding their newly laid out route were being wiped out of history with a brand new temporal technology weapon created by the Krenim leader, Annorax. When the Krenim attacks Voyager their shields don't hold, so they modify their shields to protect themselves.
  When Voyager modifies their shields, Annorax's plans backfire, taking most of the Krenim's ships back to pre-warp technology. All apart from their new temporal technology weapon. (Which can only reach a speed of warp 6.) The Krenim then decide they have to erase Voyager from history to stop them interfering in their plans. But Voyager decide they have to investigate the new technology, and escape at warp 7… To be continued…

 

The Simpsons

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Doh!

The Front

Lisa and Bart decide they should with their own Itchy and Scratchy episode. But when they take it to Itchy and Scratchy Studios they think its rubbish because it was written by kids. What can they do? They need an adult willing to help them. Someone dumb… senseless… …

 

   

They use Grandpa's name for their script, and it gets accepted. Then Grandpa gets a part-time job, well… Sleeping really. But he gets paid for writing scripts for Itchy and Scratchy, not knowing it contained a lot of violence. When he went to the Awards and they show a clip of the episode he 'supposedly' wrote he is shocked and horrified!

  

My Personal File

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My Personal File

As many of you would have guessed my name is Peter and I am 13 years old from England. My hobbies are cycling, watching Voyager, Red Dwarf and The Simpsons. I also like rollerblading, badminton and tennis.

 

To contact me my e-mail address is petersl86@googlemail.com

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Last updated: 28 February 1999

  

 

 

 

 

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