*note: This has no point to it. I was bored and decided to write this.

{The four boys, Patty & Sam are standing around the bus stop after school.}
Stan: hey Patty, your a girl right?
Patty: uh.......last time I checked I was. Why?
Stan: well, why is it that girls like those boy bands?
Patty: your asking me this? Me? The girl that would rather kick herself in the nuts if she had any then listen to boy bands? I don't know, what is it with guys and Baywatch?
Kenny:(Baywatch is cool, boy bands all just sit around and have gay orgies all day)
Everyone:yeah
Sam: yeah, why is it that all boy bands are the same. It's like, do fagstreet boys, nsuck, 5 horney guys & 98 degrese all have the same 1 guy writin there songs for them?
Kyle: Probaly
Catman: hey, you guys hear about Britany Spears? Some one killed her.
Stan: Cartman, that's the other fanifc, not this one, dumb-ass.
Cartman: AHY! it's not my falt! If this chick would learn to finish one story befor going to the next one I wouldn't have this problem!
Patty: hey, I'll write the way I wanna write you write the way you wanna write.
Sam: Wait, wheren't we talking about something else?
Kenny: (yeah, why chicks likeboy bands even though they all suck)
Patty: I think it's the same reason guys like Britany Spears's thingies even though they all know there fake. There dumb-asses.
Sam: Yeah
Kenny:(hey, I like Britany Spears. She's hot!)
Patty: what did I say?
{Kenny hits Patty. She hits him back, soon there in an all out fight, rolling on the floor & stuff}
Sam: YEAH! GO GIRL!
{they finally stop, Patty stands up and Kenny is still sitting on the ground.}
Kenny:(woah, that's the closest I've ever got to fucking her)
Patty: see, I told ya Sam, he can't...what was that?!
Kenny: (laughs)
{Patty screems & than jumps on him & they start fighting again.}
Kyle: It's a match made in heaven.
{Both stop fighting & look at him. They both look at each other, nod, then get up & jump on Kyle.}
Kyle:(between punches) hey, I was just ouch! kiding OW! come on guys HEY!
{They go on fighting. Sam goes over & punches Cartman}
Cartman: AHY!What was that for hippie?
Sam: I was bored. I wanna fight too
Stan: you are the weirdest he-she chick ever.
{Sam looks over at him. She starts beating him up. Cartman looks around.}
Cartman: ok, screw you guys, I'm going home.
{He walks off.}

I told you this had no point. this is how sad my life is. I sit around & come up with idea for stupid Spouth Park stories all day long.