1. Patty is me.

2. I do not like Hanson at all, but I wrote the first two stories for my frineds. I hate being nice sometimes.

Musical Guests

1. Suzzie is really one of my friends, I changed her name becuase she asked me to. (Besides, it's not really her fault she was sucked into liking Hanson, is it?)

2. The reason Pip turns out to be Chris Jerico is my frined "Suzzie" used to have this thing for him. She doesn't anymore, but I still think it's funny, so I'm keeping it that way.

3. The reason M.M. tryes to kill Hanson is he says they're really from the devil (he took the words right outa my mouth) and in the episode of "Celebrity Deathmatch" The hanson's are on, he kills them by using a chainsaw & causing part of the ceiling to fall on them . (if only he'd do that in real life...)

4. The shadow behind Taylor in Musical Guest is M.M.

Welcome Back Hanson

1. Tina is another friend of mine, Once again, name changed for the same reason. There's a story behind calling her Tina, I must have totally forgoten about Cartman's Girl's Tina whe I picked that name. I'd change it again, but I'm too lazy to go and change it again.

2. Eileen is this girl in our school that we (all my friends and myself) can not stand, but she will not leave any of use alone no matter what we do. (I've done everything from telling her nicely to makeinf fun of her to her face & she still won't stop following me around.) Her name was changed because my mom threatand to not let me have a web page anymore if I didn't.

The Stupid Hippies

1. Sam is another friend, but I didn't have to change her name.

2. Melissa is another friend. Once again, no name change.

3. The "you want some weed" joke is a joke my friends and I have. We were hanigng out one day after bowling in the little kid playground, and these druggies came up to use & said "hey, any of you got a lighter?" We said no and then one of them said "dude, I told ya they wouldn't have a lighter, they ain't cool like us." so as they were walking away, my frined (Suzzie) Called after them "can we have some weed?" in one of those high voices. We got into a fight with them over that. They said it was "natural" so it's ok to do, so I said to them "yeah, poison ivy is natural too & you don't see me shoving that up my ass." (pointless, but funny.) They left after that.

4. Yes, in "the stupid hippies" I am really that insane.

5. The Sam shoving her Saiyan tail up her ass is nother joke, but it's not important.

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