They all start out cute enough....
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Want to meet the chick who writes the stories, screws up the linx, & posts the anti-boy band propaganda that pisses tennyboppers off? Prob. not, but if you really do just read on and laugh at how incredibly insane I really am.

FULL NAME & NICK NAMES:Patricia M., Patty (what most people call me) PHBBB (long story behind this one, do not ask)Wacko or Wackogirl
LOCATION:I believe it's called "Area 51", but I could be wrong.(Lonh Island, New York, in a boring town.)
SCHOOL: MacArthur HS-I made it through Salk! WHOO!
HAIR: Brown, strait on top, curly on bottom.
EYES: Brown
HEIGHT: 5'10"-6'3", depends if I'm wearing heals or not (yeah, I know I don't need heals, but all the cool shoes have heals. It's not fair)
WEIGHT: I refused to answer this in Spanish where I knew everyone & you want me to tell a bunch of people I don't know? I don't think so
AGE: 14 years and 9/12 months & yes, I know I'm tall for my age (Hell, I'm tall for my gender)
BIRTHDAY: You ain't buying my anything so why do you care? Well, if you must know, 12-15-85 (Haha, I'm a day older than Jamie C. Up his ass with broken glass.)
SOCIAL STATUS: I'm the tall girl.
FAVORITE COLOR: purple
FAVORITE WORD: Fuck, 'nuff said.
LEAST FAVORITE WORD: Phat (cool)
FAVORITE SOUND: Uh.......I don't know, wait, the sound of the anouncer saying after championships "And in 1st place w/ (whatever #) points, Slate Lane!(my swim team)" And hearing my wonderful Steve (The Croc Hunter) Say, uh...anything! (Lish-He's *mine!*)
LEAST FAVORITE SOUND: The sound this girl in my band/gym class makes when she breaths out. I'm sorry, but she sounds like she's always snorting or has just ran 10 miles even though all she did was walk up the stairs out of the locker room to get to the gym. And people who chew gum with their mouths open. Damnit, there is a reason evolution gave you cheeks! Use them for crying out loud! you sound like a fucking cow!
FAV. MOVIE(S): South Park, both Austin Powers, BBDA, R&MHSR, The Mummy, George of the Jungle, Waine's world, AntZ, a bug's life (Lish-I'm a butiful butterfly! lol) Girl Interupted, Little Shop of Horrors, RHPS, Perfect Blue (Anime), & too many others to name.
LEAST FAV. MOVIE: Any & all chick movies, excluding "The Other Sister" (Titanic was good, but only 'casue the ship sank & DeCraprio died)
FAV. SONG: Uh........alot of them, basicly all by Korn, Eminem, ICP, Offspring, Rob Zombie, Blink 182, all the songs off Jagged Little Pill, all by Weird Al, all the songs off SavageGarden (the first CD), "The bum-bum song" by Tom Green, "No sex (in the champain room)" & TONS of others
LEAST FAV. SONG: Any & all songs by any & all boy bands. Also, all by Britany Spears. (Can we all guess that i'm not a big boy band/Britany fan?)
FAV. TV SHOW: Ok, as if this isn't easy to guess. also Daria, The Daily Show, The Man Show (I know i'm not a man, but exept for the girls on trampolines & juggie dancer's it's funny) Beavis & Butt-Head , Power Puff Girls, Cow & Chicken, I.M. Weasil, Cartoon Planet, Sailor Moon (It's a guilty pleasure, ok?), The Tom Green Show, Revolutionary Girl Utena (it' a anime show), Fushigi Yuugi (Same, anime), The Critic (Gotta love Jay and the movie parodies) and Duckman! (Ajax is God I tell you, God!)
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR WALLS: They're light purple, but you really can't see it 'casue I have stuff all over my walls
WHAT'S ON MY WALLS: Lots of things taken out of mags, lots of posters, my paintings of Kyle & Wendy (I had to stop after them two, I'm out of room on my walls)
WHAT COLOR IS MY CEILING: Black
WHAT'S ON MY CEILING: Little glow in the dark stars (And please note that was *my* idea, not something I copied frorm Matt. Damn big-headed asshole...), a Korn poster, a few pictures of ICP (I ran out of room on my walls)
WHAT COLOR IS MY RUG: Dark purple, so you can't see all the stuff I spill on it
PETS: Kitty-Tigger aka Mr. Kitty (like what Cartman calls his kitty) aka stupid. & a bunch of fish I never botherd to name 'cause once I name them they die
SIBLINGS & AGE: 1 bro, 1 1/2 years younger then me
BEST FRIENDS: Alrighty then, here we go- Lish, Dan-ee, Sam, Allison, Bethany, Jenny, Jesica, Kristen (Did i spell it right yet?), Kristen (again), Sarah, other people who i'm drawing a blank on right now..and what the Hell, why not? Jamie C. (Even if I don't get to have Band with ihs now *sniff*)
BEST ON-LINE FRIEND: Most of my friends are on-line, so them I guess. Oh, and Rachel! (C) POP CORN!
FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE: I've done lots of funny things, but the one that sticks out was in 6th grade when we went on this week long trip w/ the school & you stayed in a dorn thing & I was in the one that only had girls in it so we could use the shows on the boys side of it & when it was my trun this girl (who I can not stand) came & told me then followed me into the bathroom & showed me how to work the shower (like it was too complicated for me to figure out on my own) then said "if you need anything else jsut call me" so as she was walkin away I stuck my head out & said "yeah (insert name here), when I need to wash my ass I'll call you!"
SPORTS: Swimming, basketball & tennis.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT WOULD IT BE & WERE: I'm gettin an onc (I have no idea how to spell it, it's {ah-n-ck} it's the thing that looks like the female sign, it's ancent egiption for everlasting life) on my back right behind my right shoulder the day after I turn 18. Then maybe the Sag. sign.
WHO IS YOUR CRUSH: Glenn! I finally get over him and his incredable hot-ness, and then he enters my life again...even hotter than ever! (And for the last time Sam, he's not gay! He was with a girl dmanit! A girl!)
MARITAL STATIS: I have Steve! (Lish- he's *mine damnit*!)
INSIDE JOKE ABOUT TWO PEOPLE WILL GET: I'm not with Doug anymore, now I have my two Steve's! DO YOU LIKE SPORKS: Yeah, they're coo'.
LIKES: Getting to see my friends in class. Sleeping. Guys. Shoppin. Maikin fun of boy bands. Goin on-line. When we don't have homework. Being in the academic english class because then I'm the smart one in ths class. Being in honors math & science because if I stay in both untill 10th grade I'm done w/ both. The fact that MuchMusic acctually plays music videos. The fact that my parents have spoiled me rotten (make that I love that). Getting a better grade then Sam. The fact that I can do Geometry and Sam can't. Truth Tables and logic proofs 'cause they're just so much fun. (If only all math was that easy)
HATES: Boy bands. Brittany Spears and all her wanna-be's. Posers who are so stupid they don't even know what a poser is. Teenybopper that try to tell me that korn sux & BSB rules (I don't think so). Having to get up early for school. Homework on weekend. The fact that I no longer have an x-period. When the radio plays a song so much that you want to shoot your self in the head if you hear it one more time. The fact that almost all music vedeo's are all the same. The fat that the Mtv video awards are so rigged it's not even funny. The fact that Mtv only plays videos at 2 in the morning & on TRL but that's always boy bands and all that other crap. When I wear heels to school & everyone says "What the hell is wrong w/ you?! your already tall enough". When people point out the obviouse "your tall" like I didn't notice.

And, just for fun, the scarily accurite thingie that tells my personality from my name:

Your name Patty has given you tenacity of purpose and has made you extremely independent. Whatever you undertake, you approach from your own point of view, and others either have to conform to your ideas or go their own way and leave you to work things out for yourself. You are so narrowly focused in your pursuits that you frequently overlook the little personal considerations and attentions that create a bond of understanding and sense of companionship. Thus it is difficult for you to merge your efforts harmoniously with others. In the home, you can inadvertently be offhand and abrupt when you would really like to show your affection. In circumstances that require a little finesse, you find that you are inclined to be too direct and straight to the point and suffer frustration in your personal relationships as a result. Tension could affect the eyes, ears, teeth, or sinuses. Frequent head colds or severe headaches are potential problems. (I am now afraid.)

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