(Working) Title:

Sucks to be you part 2.

Notes and Ideas:

I wanted lots of mayhem to go on in this one, as one would expect from a class of 8 year olds away from home for a week. This is also where Kenny changes from liking Kathleen to hating her. At the park many thing happen, most involving the kids sneaking onto rides designed for those with a higher “candy” (height). I had also hoped to mix in a case of the kids going somewhere other then the park for a day, going on a “nature hike” and sneaking off the path. While there, they find an old house, by a small once stream but now swamp, with a very interesting history. Of course, I may make this a whole story on it’s own. As of now that is undetermined.

Teaser:

{None as of yet}

(Working) Title:

“Space Men”

Notes and Ideas:

This is (was?) going to be a story taking place in the kids teens, mainly focusing on Kathleen (How original of me) and telling the events between 8 years old and when she ends up back in South Park, many years later with 3 kids and an interesting past that the others don’t know about. But, seeing as how Tears of Pearls is turning out, I may just scratch this story.

Teaser:

{none as of yet}

(Working) Title:

“The INN Crowd”

Notes and Ideas:

There have been a few TV shows I’ve seen with episodes featuring a non-popular girl who is befriended by the “in” crowd and taken advantage of, but doesn’t realize until it’s too late because she so desperately wants to be popular. And, after seeing “Cat Orgy”, I knew Shelley would fit the mold of that un-popular girl perfectly!

Teaser:

{Shelley looks over to her right. Kevin finally looks over to the right. The camera moves and we see she is looking at a group of four girls {Jamie, Nikki, Starr and Val}, talking to each other. It moves back to Shelley and Kevin.}

Shelley: {sigh} If only I wash as pretty ash Jamie I couldsh be popular.

Kevin: Your pretty.

Shelly: Reallysh?

Kevin: Well, not really, but there are people uglier then you.

Shelley: Likesh who?

Kevin: Well, there’s uh…That 5^th grader, Anne.

Shelley: Well, I guesh your rightsh about thatsh.

{Shelley and Kevin go on talking. We move over to the four girls. They all have on fancy clothes, make-up, all that.}

Jamie: So, you guys hear?

Nikki: Yeah, Popular magazine’s coming to town…

Starr: …Just to see Jamie…

Val: …Because of her wonderful essay!

Jamie: Yes. “The hardships of being popular.” By Jamie C.

Nikki: Yeah, but didn’t you talk about helping others in that?

Jamie: Yeah, so?

Nikki: Well, you don’t help anyone.

Jamie: Well, we have a week. We’ll just have to find someone less fortunate then us and help them. {She smiles evilly, then puts her arm out, her hand face-up in the center of the four girls. The others seam to understand what she is saying and smile as well, then put their hands on hers, palm down. Jamie looks towards Shelley. The others look as well.}

(Working) Title:

“Chained”

Notes and Ideas:

I plan for this to be a basic story of two people who hate each other being stuck in some situation where they are stuck together. I didn’t want to do a typical “getting stuck doing a project together” story, then I came up with another idea; using the idea of two people ended up handcuffed together for a period for whatever reason (In this case, Cartman looses the key). Although Kathleen and Pip aren’t enemies, they are very different, and I thought this story would work out well like this.

Teaser:

{Mr. Garrison’s classroom. We only see the front, where Mr. Garrison is.}

Mr. Garrison: All right now children, we’re going to learn about the cold war. {Starts writing on board} You see children, the cold war started because BOP became angry that Teen People had also done an article on Backstreet boys, but then Fred Durest came and shot Elvis, so Nick Carter got mad and tried to seduce Wes, but Rob Zombie had gotten to him first. Now, can anyone tell me who sang the song “All the pretty ponies?” {He turns around and looks at the class.} Anyo…Pip, what are you doing sitting over there?

{The camera turns around, Pip is sitting on the floor next to Kathleen’s desk, still handcuffed to her.}

Pip: Well, you see, I…

Kathleen: It was all fatasses fault. He was tryin to do some stupid magic trick and bein the dumbass he is, he got us stuck together like this.

Cartman: AYH! I am not fat I’m big boned!

Kathleen: Damnit Cartman, you’re so fat that when you go to the Sizzler they have to put a limit on the all you can eat buffet!

Mr. Hat: (pissed off) Eric, you stop lying, Kathleen, you watch your mouth!

Kathleen: And what if I don’t wanna watch my mouth? Huh? Mr. I’m a stupid gay little hand puppet.

Mr. Garrison: That’s it! Kathleen, go to Mr. Macky’s office right now.

Kathleen: No way dude, that guy is fucking ugly. (Rest of the class laughs)

Mr. Garrison: Kathleen!

Kathleen: What? His face looks like a baboon’s ass! (class laughs more)

{Cut to:}

{Mr. Macky’s office. Kathleen and Pip are sitting on two chairs, still chained together.}

(Working) Title:

Revolutionary Boy Pip, part 2.

Notes and Ideas:

Well, it’s getting there…kinda. Ok, I admit, I’ve had a block on this story foe God knows how long. I’m just plain stuck. If anyone watches or knows about Revolutionary Girl Utena and wants to help…I don’t know, somehow, I’d really be thankful, or we could do a join fic type thing. If not, it’ll just take me another 6 months to finish this.

So, anyway, the kids are in Japan, they’re hanging around with the Utena kids, and, um…that’s about all I have. Pity me.

A small bit of this story I do have done:

{The screen is once again a red rose background, and the Japanese words and subtitle "La Gamin Revolutionare" appear. The scene fades to:}

{We see the side of a building. The shadows of two girls (shadow girls A and B) can be seen. They are making shadow puppets.}

SgA: (While making a tiger) Oh, Mr. Lion, won't you help me?

SgB: (While making a lion) What is the matter Mr. Tiger?

SgA: (This time making a bunny) Mr. Bunny is trying to steal my home!

SgB: (Still making a lion) Why do you not fight him for your home?

SgA: (Making both a tiger and a bunny) But he is so much smaller them I, I will surly hurt him.

SgB: (Still making lion) If you want your home back you must fight him.

SgA: (Making bunny) I wonder if there is another way to get rid of him.

SgA/B: I wonder…

(Working) Title:

Tears of Pearls, part 2

Notes and Ideas:

This part will, for the most part, be a bunch of flashbacks showing stuff that happened to Kathleen when she was teen and in her 20’s. Matt also meets a girl and befriends her, the future kids warm up to Nicole slightly, and Lil’ Eve decides she now wants to be a dancer.

Teaser:

{none as of yet}

(Working) Title:

“South Park Resolutions”

Notes and Ideas:

A pointless little story I started right after New Years (You know, when the world was supposed to end?) the kids all have to make and keep 3 new years resolutions. While trying to keep their resolutions, the kid’s become Richard Simmon’s mindless drones!

Teaser:

      Kenny checked to be sure that it was clear. He didn’t see Kathleen or Kevin. Kenny had his Resolutions made:

1.      Be nicer to Cartman

2.      Try to get a job

3.      Stop being so perverted.

      Kenny figured the last would be the easiest to do. He took all his porno mags out from his closet and threw them out the window. He watched sadly as the pages were carried down the street by the heavy winds.

      Kathleen watched Kenny. She tried not to make a comment. That was one of her Resolutions, to be nicer to Kenny. The other two were to:

1)      be nicer to Terrance

&

2)      loose weight.

       Kathleen walked out of the hall and into the main room. She opened up her backpack and took something out. It was a videotape. She put the video in the VCR she had bought for the house and waited for it to start.

      “Ok people, it’s time to get all happy-like!” An all too happy voice stated from the TV. Kathleen stared in horror. This was not what she bought. But she couldn’t stop watching. It was hypnotic. “Ok people, and a one, and a two, and a three, come on you silly’s, work that stress off! I’m a pony! I’m a pony! Don’t you feel like a pony when you sweat?” Kathleen did as the curly-haired man on her television told her to. Her friends would defiantly be hearing about this wonderful exercise program.

(Working) Title:

“Media Influences” or “Guns don’t kill people...that’s what bullets are for.”

Notes and Ideas:

This story will have two main plots-one focusing around Stan, the other around Wendy. The Stan part of the story is that, while Shelley’s class is visiting South Park High to see the school play, a group of outcasts shoot up the school, including the auditorium, and Shelley is shot. Though not mortally wounded, she has to spend time in the hospital. Just like in Columbine, a group of parents, including the Marsh’s, blame the outcasts behavior on the media, including Terrance and Phillip, due to a recent stand-up act they were doing. Stan tries to show the parents it wasn’t the media, but the mistreatment of the outcasts by their peers, that led them to violent acts. He also must prove that it was newspaper’s showing how the Columbine shooters killed so many kids that helped out the outcasts, not violent video games.

In the mean time, Wendy buys a new t-shirt and wears it to school. Principle Victoria sees the shirt, which she deems “inappropriate for school”, and sends Wendy home to change. Wendy, as a form of protest, just stays home the rest of the day. Because of this, she is suspended. Wendy leads a group of students to protest the actions taken by the school, claiming they now no longer have a right to a freedom of speech, which they think they should have. In the meantime, Wendy is trying to deal with Stan, who has taken his mission to prove his parent’s wrong just a little too seriously.

Teaser:

{none as of yet}

(Working) Title:

12, part 4-Everything you know is wrong

Notes and Ideas:

This is where things really start to mimic Perfect Blue (An anime movie, it’s really good, but kinda confusing the first time you watch it…um, so, like, go buy it, or something, kay?). Kathleen is having what she thinks to be memory lapses, and is constantly tired. In the meantime, Wendy is starting to question her place in the universe and wonder if she is the “real” Wendy, while someone else is pretending to be her. Not much else happens to the boys. And more people are killed.

Teaser:

{none as of yet}

(Working) Title:

“Franken-who?” or “The modern fatass”

Notes and Ideas:

More proof that I am an odd child. Most people become obsessed with TV shows and movies. I instead go for books. Eh. Anywho, I’ve finished Frankenstein, and it’s crossover time! Ok, I have yet to finish any of the crossovers I start, but, eh, there’s a first time for everything. I’m still working out the cast, but I think this will be the final list, maybe a change or two later. Oh, yeah, this is being done like the book, not that shitty excuse for a movie. (Sorry, no Egor. Although it’s too bad, Cartman would have perfect for that part…*grin*)

The cast I have done so far:

As for now, the part of the cast I have figured out-

Victor Frankenstein- Tough call, due to the casting of Elizabeth, but I finally decided on Kyle.

Victor’s monster- Cartman, even if it is kinda wrong due to the fact that the monster is smart.

Captain Robert Walton, tells whole story-Kenny

Elizabeth,Victor’s adopted cousin/wife-Rebecca, obviously.

Henry Clerval, Victor’s best friend-Stan, obviously

William, Victor’s youngest brother- Ike

Justine, girl Victor’s monster frames for murder of William-Wendy.

Caroline Beaufort and Alphonse Frankenstein, Victor’s parents- Sheila and Gerald.

Blind Violinist-Grandpa Marsh

Agatha, the violinist’s daughter-Abigail (Stan Marsh’s character)

Felix, the violinist’s son- Pip

Safie, Felix’s love-Estella

The creature’s mate/companion/bride/whatever you wanna call her-Kathleen (Don’t worry, she doesn’t even get to be finished before Kyle has the pleasure of tearing her apart.)