SouthStock 1969
by: kyle b.


Scene: the scamps are sitting at the bus stop and they’re wearing 60's 
clothes(so is everyone else; it's 1969) but as part of the plot; they don't 
quiet get it.(would you?). so try not be to weirded out and follow along.


[Wendy walks up to them]

Stan: hi Wendy.

Wendy: hi guys! Have you heard that they're gonna have a big concert here; in 
SouthPark?!

Kyle: no.

Wendy: well they are! And it's gonna be great!

Stan: well.... who’s playing?

Wendy:(counting off with her fingers) ummm.....The Greatful Dead......Jimi 
Hendrix......The Who........Sweetwater.... Santana.....
...Janis Joplin....

Stan: what year is it dude?!?

Wendy: uh...1969? Why?

Stan: oh no reason.

[He looks worried. Kyle and Kenny both exchange the same glance]

Cartman: 

[Kyle examines his outfit. he's wearing open toed sandals with bell bottomed 
pants and a tye-died shirt.(too nostalgic?) ex: think Jim bruer in 
Half-Baked. - being stoned of course.]

Kyle: well, that would explain the hippie clothes.

[Cartman then glances at himself. he falls to his knees and looks up.]

Cartman: WHY GOD?! WHYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

[Wendy tries to calm him down while Cartman wipes the tears from his eyes.]

Wendy: Cartman, it's better to be a hippie cuz; think would you rather be a 
fat, lazy, corperate slug? That does no good for the world at all?

(Kyle b: apologies to any fat, lazy, corporate slugs out there.)

Cartman: well.... I guess that makes it pretty sweet......

[Stan still looks confused.]

Stan: man.....1969 are you sure?

Kenny:{stranger things have happened.}

Kyle: yeah.

[Cartman is still getting used to the idea of being a hippie.]

Cartman: check out these killer pants you guys.... maybe this won't be so bad 
after all...peace man.

Kenny: {yak know how I said that stranger things have happened?}

Kyle: yeah.

Kenny:{nix that.}

Kyle: (exhales) way ahead of ya....

[Kenny nods]

[They walk over to the ticket out-let to find,ok..take a deep breath:
k.c., Clyde, Damien, Terrence, Bill, Fossie, Craig, Tweek, Tommy, Token, Bebe, Pip, 
Butters, Kelly, Kevin, Shelley, Christoph (a.k.a. ze mole) & Gregory, all sitting there.]

All: hi!

Wendy: hi guys!

Craig: you guys better get your tickets!!

Butters: y-y-yeah! They’re almost sold-out!

Cartman: oh my god dude!

[They pay for the tickets in a hurry]

Kenny:{phew!}

Stan: I’ll say.

Bebe: hey guys; we better get home and pack!

Scamps: yeah!

[The group splits up and heads in various directions]

{Pan to Cartman's house}

Cartman: mo-ooooom! Have you seen mah Jerry Berry tee shirt?

Liane: it's in the wash hon!

Cartman: but mo-oooo-om I need mah Jerry Berry tee-shirt for too-mah-rrow!!!

[This erupts into a full-fledged hissy fit.]

Pan to Stan’s house:

Shelley: you little jerk! why aresh you going to sousch schock?! to 
ruin my fun?!

stan: no! i'll leave you alone to make-out with skylar or who-ever the hell 
you're with!


shelley: achsully, i'fe had my eyesch on that li'l perv kennysch 
older brother.

stan: who? kevin?!?

shaelley: kevin? how schweet.

stan: oh brother.

pan to kyle's house:

[sheila calling from the other room.]

sheila: did you pack clean socks bubbe?

kyle: yeah ma! 

[ike bounces into kyle's room]

ike: babababababa!

kyle: what ike?

ike: go concerd wid kydle!

kyle: ya wanna go?

ike: yah!

kyle: it's alright with me. i think craig's bringing his little sister missy 
too. MA! CAN IKE GO TO THE CONCERT WITH ME????

shiela: ok, just keep an eye on him!

kyle:  OK MA!

shiela: have a good time bubbe!

kyle: alright!

ike: horray!!

pan to kenny's house:

[kenny and kevin are packed and by the front door.]

peggy: you boys be good and have fun.

kevin&kenny: 'kay ma. bye!

[they walk out the front door on their way out they hear peggy yelling at 
stuart.]

peggy: WHAT?! ANOTHER JOB!!??

[they hear a punching sound and stuart groan.]

kevin: heheheheheheh.

pan to Stark's Pond:

[this is where the concert is being held. they sound stage crew is setting 
up. and people are making camp. every one has arrived and then the all the 
scamps start pitching their tents and making camp.]

bebe: this should be great huh?

clyde: yup. can't wait.

token: wow! Jimi Hendrix will be on that stage sunday!!!!

scamps: yeah..............

tweek: ahhhh! no sweet jesus please! too much excitement!ahh!

craig: just relax dude. feel the vibes.....

tweek: oh-oh-ok. f-f-feel the v-vibes...

[later all the scamps are sitting in a circle kinda like meditation.]

bebe: feel the wicked vibes!

clyde: bitchin'.........

token: just all the positive energy...

butters: yeah...it just feels good to be out here with my friends and mother 
nature...-

bill: (interrupts) this is gay!

fossie: yeah! stupid gay energy!

scamps: SHUT-UP AND FEEL THE VIBES OR GET THE HELL AWAY BEFORE WE GET BAD 
KARMA RYHTHMS!!

[bill & fossie clam up.]

k.c.: ahhh..that's better.

kelley: just being away from the corperate america is revitalizing!

gregory: capitalist pigs!!!

scamps: YEAH!

damien: LET THE UNHOLY SWINE BURN IN THEIR OWN FILTH! DEATH TO CAPITALISTS!

scamps: uh......YEAH!

kevin: uhuhuh we don't need artificially flovored corn-puffed 
confectionaries!

scamps: YEAH!

cartman: ......WE DON'T??!!

LATER.....................................

[the concert is about to start. the announcer is the same one that was at 
Chef Aid.]

announcer: ALRIGHT! LET'S GET READY FOR SOUTHSTOCK!!!WHOO! LET'S START 
THINGS OFF WITH ....RICHIE HAVENS!!! WHOO!

[all the kids are dancing.]

caption:  ABOUT 3 HOURS LATER.................

[the scamps are still dancing and partying and still going strong. now 
SweetWater is playing.]

wendy: this is sooo cool!

stan: yeah!!

[at about 10:35 or5 so it started to rain and Ravi Shankar couldn't finish 
his set. there was a lot of booing but the cheers overlaped it when Melanie 
started up. then, every one starts dancing again. by the time Arlo Gunthrie 
is up; the scamps are drenched.]

kyle: this rocks!!

pip: oh! what jolly good fun!

butters: y-yeah this is as much fun i've had in a while i-i reckon!

[all the scamps are dry and tucking themselves in their sleeping bags as 
Joan Baez just finished her last set.kyle's p.o.v. as he drifts to sleep. 
black out. then he's jolted awake by "taps" played on huge sub-woofers. he 
opens his eyes, it's morning and all the scamps have been awakened and are 
screaming as they cover their ears. everyone is there except cartman. but 
kyle wouldn't really care if cartman was hanging himself from a tree at the 
moment.]

scamps: ahhhhhhh!

tweek: ughhh....

[ stan notices too.]

stan: hey. where's cartman?

kyle: i dunno.

[cartman comes running up excitedly.]

cartman:(puffing) Jerry's playing tonight!!Jerry's playing tonight you 
guys!! tonight!!

christoph: i guess he is....

k.c.: what is this obsession with The Greatful Dead dude?

cartman: i'll tell you why: because Jerry's hella coo! that's why!

k.c.: oookaayy...(rolls eyes)

wendy: what time is it you guys?? (rubbing her eyes)

shelley: isch about 1:46 .

bebe: am or pm. (sarcastically)

damien: cartman; did you see who's playing toDAY?

cartman: umm...Santana's playing at around 2:30.

terrence: great. i've been waiting to see them.

damien: me too.

gregory: christoph; who do you look forward to seeing this weekend?

christoph: well, i am a big fan of The Who; i beleive they are playing 
tonight.

[pan to the rest of the camp-ground. the scamps are brushing their hair and 
things of the sort- they have been there two days now.]

k.c.: breakfast is on!

scamps: yeah!!

[they stampede to the picnic table , grab a plate and completely clean of 
the stove.]

clyde: well, hope they like it.

bebe: if we wanna live to see the rest of the concert they will.

k.c.&clyde: 

stan: hey kyle! not bad!

butters&terrence: yeah!

[the four sigh with releif]

kyle: hey we did it.

[kyle then notices an extra plate sitting on the table.]

kyle: hey, bebe; i thought you said you got enough plates for everyone.

[points to the plate]

bebe: i did! why?

k.c.: there's an extra. is someone missing.

[clyde studies the group]

clyde: hey! where's pip?

bebe: hey yeah! he's missing!

[they look around the site and see him still face down by the camp-fire.]

k.c.: oh, there he is.

kyle: wanna go see if there's any food left?

[they walk off]

caption: about 6:00 am monday morning

[it's still dark out and all the scamps are dancing and partying and such. 
Sha-Na-Na is playing and token is all reved up to see Jimi Hendrix who is 
playing next.]

token: oh man oh man oh man! Jimi's playing on the stage!! in like a little 
bit!! yeah!

[Sha-Na-Na finished their last set. and Jimi's Hendix's band comes to set. 
up!]

token: ahh! i'm going down there! bye!

[he runs down into the pit and immeadiately starts to make his way up to the 
stage.]

gregory: wow. talk about your obsession.

damien: yeah.

craig: you think he'll make it up there?

butters: it's token, i reckon he'll make it!

bebe: go token! YOU CAN DO IT!!

tommy: i hope he makes it up there ok.

clyde: don't worry, there aren't any belt-sanders for him to stick his face 
in around here.

[clyde,bebe,terrence&danien laughing]

tommy: hey! that's not funny! that hurt really bad!

clyde: just joking dude.

[ Jimi Hendrix is playing. he just finished "Foxey Lady" and stopped to pull 
token up on the stage.]

wendy: it's token!!!!  WITH JIMI HENDRIX!!!!!!

Jimi Hendrix: hey! i saw during the last number you came all the wya up here 
to get to me? what's your name kid?

token:(out of breath) t-t-token

Jimi Hendrix: ok token; ya wanna jam with me on this number? it's the last 
one in the set.

token: hell yes!

Jimi Hendrix: well ok then.

[he hands token a small guitar and they play the intro to "Jam Back At The 
House"]

(kyle b.: i know this is the probably the corny part of the story to some, 
but i'm a big music buff and love Jimi Hendrix along with other 60's music 
and had to do something like this so, here it goes.)

[they finish the last chords]

Jimi Hendrix: man token; you got some skills!

token: thanks

[the crowd cheers]

token: thanks again Mr. Hendrix!

Jimi Hendrix: anytime kid.

[token jumps back into the crowd and heads back to the camps ground.]

shelley: wow token! that wasch amazin!

kevin: uh-uh-uh-uh- yeah.

stan: hey where's cartman?

wendy: he's still down there.

stan: oh.

[for somestrangereason that Carpenters song "close to you" starts to play.(i 
know it wasn't released then but cut me some slack everything thing else 
like the schedule an preformers and song orders )it's one of the lava lamp 
scenes with stan and wendy holding hands face to face  with the camera 
circling them.]

stan: wendy?

wendy: yes stan?

stan: wendy?

wendy: yes stan?

[out of nowhere in the scene pip comes walking in dizzily with his eyes 
still blood-shot from the night before .wendy and stan look as if they're 
about to kiss,then pip knocks into stan causing him to toss his 
cookies-everywhere.]

stan: blaugh!

wendy: eww!!

[pip knocks them again. the screen goes snowy like a tv.and wendy springs 
out of her bed. she looks around; she's in her room.]

wendy: 

[she realizes it's 1999 and she's in her bed.]

wendy: aww damn i knew it was too good to be true! oh well.

[she gets dressed and walks out of her house and to the bus stop. all the 
people that were in her dream are there.]

wendy: hey guys. what's up?

all mumble: nuthin'........

[cartman comes running up, wearing the same outfit from wendy's dream.]

cartman: hey you guys! you'll never believe what i did last night!!!


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