E-mail Survey


What if the South Park kids, both official and fanfic, filled out an e-mail survey?

You can read the whole thing, or skip ahead to a certain person.

Kali Marie D'Angelo

Cartman

Jenny McCormick 

Kenny

Abigail

Slade 

Marion


 

 

Survey

 

 From: XoDaRkGoDdEsSoX (Kali)

To: Imajew (Kyle)

CC: Bigboned (Cartman)

hoodedhotman (Kenny)

ILveWendy (Stan)

 

 

Name: Kali Marie D'Angelo

 Your Nickname: Kal, Dark Goddess (Kali means dark goddess)

 Your Birthday: October 31st

 Your Location: I was born in New York City, but moved to South Park when I was seven

 School Name: South Park elementry

 Sex: Female

 SIBLINGS: I have an annoying older brother named Anthony

 

*~*About u~*~

 

Do you get tan?: Yup

 Do you have contacts or glasses?: I have reading glasses

 Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend? No

 If so who?:

 

*~*ARE YOU A*~*

 

Wuss: No!

 Class Clown: Some times

 Goodie 2 Shoes: No!

 Daydreamer: Yup

 Drunk: Hell yeah

 Freak: Yup

 Bitch: 1/2 bitch....

 Angel: 1/2 angel...

 

*~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*

 

Eaten an entire box of oreo's: No I don't like them

 Watched "Punky Brewster"?: What?!?

 Hiked a mountain? Yes

 Death Valley on horseback? Umm....no

 Stayed home on a Saturday night just because? Yes

  

*~*IN THE PAST WEEK, HAVE YOU*~*

 

Cried? No

 Not known the answer in class? It's summer, school's out

 cut yer hair? No

Worn a dress? No

Worn a tie? No

 Been mean? Yes

 Been sarcastic? Yes

 Gone for a walk? Yes

 Gone out for dinner? Yes

 Met someone new? No

 Said "I love you"? Yes

 Taken a test? No

 talked to an ex: No

 Missed someone? No

 Hugged someone? Yes

 Danced with someone? No

 Had a nightmare? Yeah....I all ways have nightmares

 Killed someone? No dude!

 Kissed someone? Yes...my mom....lol

  

*~*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU*~*

 

Showered? This morning

 What are you wearing right now? My PJ's

 Are you lonely? Not really

 Are you hungry? Kinda

 Are you talking to someone online? No, but I'm waiting for someone to come on line

 

*~*THE FEELINGS SIDE*~*

 

Worst feeling in the world? When you love some one, and they can't stand you

 Best feeling in the world: When you love some one, and they love you too

 Have you met anyone famous? Yeah, I met Wyclef Jean out side of Planet Holywood last year

 

*~*THE PAST SIDE*~*

 

Memory [thing] you miss most? I gusee living in New York

 Thing u regret doing after u did it? Hmmm....I can't think of any thing

 Memory u would like to forget? Hmmm.....there are afew.....

 Do you have a crush on someone? Yes....

 If so who? Kyle Broflovski

 Do you have a best friend? Yes, but she lives ib New York. Her name is Eve

 Do you rank your call waiting in order of favorite friends? Yeah

 Who do you E-mail the most? Eve

 Best Girl Friends: Eve, Wendy, Baybay, Jamie, Clarissa, and Danielle

 Best Guy Friends: Kyle, Kenny, Eric, Stan, Pip & Butters

 Who do you go to for advice? Wendy & Eve

 Who do you go to to talk to about girls or guys? Wendy & Eve

 Who knows all your secrets? Eve

 Who do you get the most surveys from (via e-mail): Eve and Jamie

 Who are you jealous of? No one

 Who has the best room? I do! lol

 Who do you cry with/to? no one....

  

*~*Lets talk about sex*~* ~~~*~~*OK*~~*

 

What is your sexual preference (guys, girls, or both): I'm guys....I'm straight

 Have you ever Been in love: Yes

 Did you ever dance around naked: Yeah......

 Are you a virgin?: Dude! Yes!

 

*~*Have you ever?*~*

 

Mentally undressed someone: Hmmm.... *evil grin*

 Followed your crush around?: Yes

 What are the most important qualities to have in your mate: He has to be cute, sweet, loving, and he has to listen

 What's the first thing you look for in a guy/girl: Looks I guess

 What's the last thing you look for in a guy or a girl: Uhhh....I dunno

  

*~*Favoritez*~*

 

Color: Silver

 Movie: Sleepy Hollow

 Number: 13

 Boy Name: Kyle...

 Girl Name: Kali ^_^

Actress: Julia Styles

Actor: Hmmm...I dunno. I don't think I have a favorite

Animal: Tigers

Music: Rock, Hip hop & rap

Female Singer: Pink

Male Singer: Eminem

TV Show: TRL


 

Here ya go assholes

 

From: Bigboned (Cartman)

To: hoodedhotman (Kenny)

CC: Imajew (Kyle)

ILveWendy (Stan)

NYCgrlSPsux (Kathleen)

XoDaRkGoDdEsSoX (Kali)

 

Name: Eric Theodore Cartman

Your Nickname: Cartman, duh!

Your Birthday: I invited all you assholes, you should no this 1!

Your Location: Duh, I'm hear in South Park!

School Name: You guyz no this 1!

Sex: Is that when the man puts his whoo-whoo dilly in the lady's cha-cha?

SIBLINGS: What about'em?

                                                                                                *~*About u~*~

Do you get tan?: We don't get a real summer, how can I get a tan? But I don't ned 1 'cause I'm naturally tan and buff looking.

Do you have contacts or glasses?: No, and my asshole eye docter is a asshole!

Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend? Of course I have a girlfriend, I'm so damn sexy and buff they can't resist me!

If so who?: There are too many…it makes me head heart…

                                                                                                 *~*ARE YOU A*~*

Wuss: No way, I'm a tuff-ass!

Class Clown: Hell yeah I'm funny!

Goodie 2 Shoes: I ain't no hippie!

Daydreamer: Daydreams are pretty coo'.

Drunk: No.

Freak: Pft. Please

Bitch: No, I hate those damn bitches

Angel: They are all gay fags in dresses.

                                                                                                *~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*

Eaten an entire box of oreo's: Cheesy poofs DAMNIT!

Watched "Punky Brewster"?: What the Hell is Punky Brewster? (Kenny, is that, like, a beer? You'd no 'cause your dad is a damn drunk!)

Hiked a mountain? Why would I want to do that?

Death Valley on horseback? Who?

Stayed home on a Saturday night just because? Why, is that bad?

                                                                         *~*IN THE PAST WEEK, HAVE YOU*~*

Cried? I don't cry damnit! Cryin's for girls!

Not known the answer in class? I always know the answer!

cut yer hair? No.

Worn a dress? Do I look like a fag to you?

Worn a tie? No!

Been mean? I'm not mean, I just tell it like it is!

Been sarcastic? Wha's that?

Gone for a walk? Pft. No.

Gone out for dinner? Yea.

Met someone new? no

Said "I love you"? no

Taken a test? Pft. Who needs tests? Mr. G is a asshole anyway.

talked to an ex: I've got so many I forget who are exes…

Missed someone? Nah.

Hugged someone? Pft. No.

Danced with someone? no

Had a nightmare? Nightmares are for wusses!!!

Killed someone? I almost did, 'cause this annoying guy was at the supermarcket and I just wanted my damn Cheesy poofs and I was like "AY! Damnit, I want m y cheesy poofs, so you get out of my way or I'll have to hurt you!!" And if it wasn't for my mom, I prob; would've kiled'em.

Kissed someone? Maybe…

                                                                        *~*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU*~*

Showered? You the hell do you wanna know…?

What are you wearing right now? Wouldn't all you ladies like to know ;)

Are you lonely? Nah, I got Mr. Kitty right her with me!

Are you hungry? Yea, I want cheesy poofs!

Are you talking to someone online? Why does it matter to you assholes…

                                                                                    *~*THE FEELINGS SIDE*~*

Worst feeling in the world? Having to wait to get cheesy poofs!

Best feeling in the world: Having lots of chicks in love with you.

Have you met anyone famous? Yea, me!

                                                                                                *~*THE PAST SIDE*~*

Memory [thing] you miss most? Damn this is a hard one…

Thing u regret doing after u did it?I regret nothing 'cause I do nothing wrong!

Memory u would like to forget? When I got Ants in the Pants for my b-day instead of my Megaman! No, wait, I don't wanna forget it! I shall have to kick someone's ass for that now…

Do you have a crush on someone? I'm not teling. ;)

If so who? I just answered this one!!!!

Do you have a best friend? Yeah, probably Kenny, even if he is a poor piece of crap

Do you rank your call waiting in order of favorite friends? Uhm…..no?

Who do you E-mail the most? My ass.

Best Girl Friends: I've had lots o girlfriends, I casn't pick the best!

Best Guy Friends: AY! Do I look gay to you?

Who do you go to for advice? Noone, I never need advice!

Who do you go to to talk to about girls or guys? Probably Clyde Frog.

Who knows all your secrets? Me!

Who do you get the most surveys from (via e-mail): Pft. Stupid question..

Who are you jealous of? No one. I have everyting I could need. A buff, sexy body, chicks dig me and I'm hella cool

Who has the best room? Me damnit!

Who do you cry with/to? I don't cry!

                                                            *~*Lets talk about sex*~* ~~~*~~*OK*~~*

What is your sexual preference (guys, girls, or both): Uh…..i like girls…

Have you ever Been in love: Yep, I love my cheesy poofs! ;)

Did you ever dance around naked: If a girl I liked really wanted me too…. ;)

Are you a virgin?: I'm 8! Of course I am!

                                                                                                *~*Have you ever?*~*

Mentally undressed someone: Uh….yes?

Followed your crush around?: I'm not that desperate….I only did it once…maybe….

What are the most important qualities to have in your mate: Uh…pretty…smart….pretty….coo'….pretty….ands other stuff….

What's the first thing you look for in a guy/girl: Pretty!

What's the last thing you look for in a guy or a girl: ?

                                                                                                *~*Favoritez*~*

Color: Blue and red

Movie: Asses of fire!

Number: um….6.

Boy Name: Eric!

Girl Name: I don't got 1.

Actress: Brittany Spears!

Actor: That's a hard one…

Animal: All the coo' animals

Music: Anything that's not Pop-crap.

Female Singer: Brittany Spears! She is hot!

Male Singer: I don't got 1.

TV Show: Terrance and Phillip!


Why not?

 

 

From: PurplebtchJ (Jenny)

To: hoodedhotman (Kenny)

CC: Imajew (Kyle)

Bigboned (Cartman)

ILveWendy (Stan)

NYCgrlSPsux (Kathleen)

thaillspyda@jiggybam.com (Marion)

 

Name: Jennifer

Your Nickname: Jenny, and that fat asshole Cartman refers to me as Ghetto Girl because he's a dumbass!

Your Birthday: March 22

Your Location:. South Park, used to be New York.

School Name: South Park Elementary

Sex: Female

SIBLINGS: Kenny and Kevin... yeah, THEM.

 

*~*About u~*~

 

Do you get tan?: Living in South Park, I haven't really discovered the answer to that yet...

 Do you have contacts or glasses?: Neither.

 Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend? Yes.

 If so who?: Kyle, and if any of the other fangirls have a problem with that, they can call my complain line at 1-800-FUCK-OFF

 

*~*ARE YOU A*~*

 

Wuss: Hell no!

Class Clown: ...yeah.

Goodie 2 Shoes: ::pf!:: NO!

Daydreamer: Yeah, kinda...

Drunk: No... but my dad is!

Freak: NO.

Bitch: Of COOOOOOUUUURSE not... [evil smile]

Angel: Yes, I'm the sweetest, cutest most loveable angel ever! [fake grin]

 

*~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*

 

Eaten an entire box of oreo's: No, jeez, I'm not CARTMAN!

Watched "Punky Brewster"?: Uhhmmm... no.

Hiked a mountain? Dude, I live in South Park! To climb a mountain, all ya gotta do is walk down the street.

Death Valley on horseback? Uhhh... I don't think so...

Stayed home on a Saturday night just because? Yes.

 

*~*IN THE PAST WEEK, HAVE YOU*~*

 

Cried? NO!

Not known the answer in class? Never. I'm a genius! [grin]

cut yer hair? Uhh... no, I don't think so.

Worn a dress? Hell no.

Worn a tie? Dude, I'm not a guy.

Been mean? Of course.

Been sarcastic? Every day.

 Gone for a walk? Yes.

 Gone out for dinner? You think my family can afford that?

 Met someone new? Yes, for some odd reason, there's always new kids showing up every day... ::shrugs::

 Said "I love you"? Yepper.

 Taken a test? Yes, and I got an A. HA!

 talked to an ex: Nope.

 Missed someone? Yes.

 Hugged someone? Yes!

Danced with someone? No.

Had a nightmare? Yes.

Killed someone? NO!

Kissed someone? YES!

 

*~*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU*~*

 

Showered? Ugh! That's disgusting! This morning, of course!

What are you wearing right now? ::heavy breathing:: Hey... what are YOU wearing... I ain't wearing shit... ::laughs, then talks normally:: Dude, I'm wearing what I always wear.... my purple hooded jacket, hood down, and my matching purple pants.

Are you lonely? No.

Are you hungry? Always.

Are you talking to someone online? Nope.

 

*~*THE FEELINGS SIDE*~*

 

Worst feeling in the world? Loosing someone you love.

 Best feeling in the world: Being with someone you love.

 Have you met anyone famous? Hello!! How many times do I have to remind you I live in South Park? For some odd reason, regardless of the fact that it's a teeny lil' mountain town, famous people are ALWAYS here!

  

*~*THE PAST SIDE*~*

 

Memory [thing] you miss most? ...Jesse...

 Thing u regret doing after u did it? Breaking up with Kyle... but don't get me wrong, I did love Jesse... a lot... ::sigh::

 Memory u would like to forget? Jesse's death...

 Do you have a crush on someone? No... well... kinda... but... NO!

 If so who? I'm not telling YOU!

 Do you have a best friend? Yeah, I guess.

 Do you rank your call waiting in order of favorite friends? Call waiting? Dude, we can barely afford having a phone.

 Who do you E-mail the most? I have no computer. I use my creator's, so I don't e-mail many people.

 Best Girl Friends: Bebe, I guess Wendy, Tina, and... a few others...

 Best Guy Friends: Stan, Kenny, Marion...

 Who do you go to for advice? Kenny.

 Who do you go to to talk to about girls or guys? Wendy or Bebe, and Tina sometimes.

 Who knows all your secrets? Kenny.

 Who do you get the most surveys from (via e-mail): Told ya, I got no computer! I use my bitch creator's.

Who are you jealous of? Nobody.

Who has the best room? Definately NOT me.

Who do you cry with/to? Anyone who's willing to listen... any friends I got nearby.

 

*~*Lets talk about sex*~* ~~~*~~*OK*~~*

 

What is your sexual preference (guys, girls, or both): GUYS! Geez, sick, dude!

Have you ever Been in love: I think so...

Did you ever dance around naked: NO! Christ, dude! Sick!

Are you a virgin?: Yes, damnit, I'm eight!

 

*~*Have you ever?*~*

 

Mentally undressed someone: Oooooooh yeah! Umm... I mean no! NO!

Followed your crush around?: No...

What are the most important qualities to have in your mate: Kind, loving, caring, someone who's there for you and who you can talk openly to, funny and smart.

What's the first thing you look for in a guy/girl: Their personality and sense of humor.

What's the last thing you look for in a guy or a girl: What, you mean the one thing I hate? If they've got an attitude or temper that's equal to mine, it'll never work.

 

*~*Favoritez*~*

 

Color: Purple!

 Movie: Asses of Fire!

 Number: 27!

 Boy Name: Uhm... uhhh... ::shrugs::

 Girl Name: JENNY! [grin]

 Actress: ::shrugs::

 Actor: ::shrugs again::

 Animal: Cat.

 Music: Hip-hop. Ya know, like TLC.

 Female Singer: Got three of them... T-Boz, Left Eye and Chilli. And YES, Left Eye DOES sing!

 Male Singer: Sisqo.

 TV Show: Terrance and Phillip!

 Oy... finally done! That stupid-ass creator is so gonna pay for making me waste my time writing this bullshit!


Bored as Hell…

From: Hoodedhotman (Kenny)

To: PurplebtchJ (Jenny)

CC: XoDaRkGoDdEsSoX (Kali)

Imajew (Kyle)

Bigboned (Cartman)

ILveWendy (Stan)

NYCgrlSPsux (Kathleen)


 Name: Kenny McCormick

Your Nickname: Uh….Kenny

Your Birthday:

Your Location:. Where do you think?

School Name: SP Elementary……Duh

Sex: Yes please. ;)

SIBLINGS: Kevin and Jenny….anyone wanna trade?

*~*About u~*~

Do you get tan?: I think all of you can answer this…

Do you have contacts or glasses?: Nope.

Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend? They know who they are.

If so who?: See above.

*~*ARE YOU A*~*

Wuss: No.

Class Clown: Eh.

Goodie 2 Shoes: No.

Daydreamer: Yea.

Drunk: No, I ain't my dad.

Freak: I don't know…

Bitch: No.

Angel: You all an answer this one.

*~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*

Eaten an entire box of oreo's: You think we can afford a whole box of oreo's?

Watched "Punky Brewster"?: What the…? (and no, Fatass, it's not a beer.)

Hiked a mountain? Sure, why not?

Death Valley on horseback? Wha…?

Stayed home on a Saturday night just because? Sure, why not?

*~*IN THE PAST WEEK, HAVE YOU*~*

Cried? No.

Not known the answer in class? Who cares? School sux.

cut yer hair? Nope.

Worn a dress? NO!

Worn a tie? Nope.

Been mean? Of course not…

Been sarcastic? No…

Gone for a walk? Why should I?

Gone out for dinner? You think we can afford that?

Met someone new? There are always new kids in class for some reason…

Said "I love you"? nah

Taken a test? Not by choice.

talked to an ex: I think I have…you start to lose count after a while…

Missed someone? I kinda miss Kelly..

Hugged someone? Nah.

Danced with someone? Nope.

Had a nightmare? No…

Killed someone? I wish…

Kissed someone? Maybe… ;)

*~*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU*~*

Showered? Why? Wanna join me? ;)

What are you wearing right now? Nothing! ;)

Are you lonely? Nah…

Are you hungry? Yes!

Are you talking to someone online? No

*~*THE FEELINGS SIDE*~*

Worst feeling in the world? Getting killed al the time.

Best feeling in the world: Coming back to life all the time. And having all these chicks in love with me…

Have you met anyone famous? Yep.

*~*THE PAST SIDE*~*

Memory [thing] you miss most? Hum…that's a hard one…

Thing u regret doing after u did it? Killing myself by shoving a tampon up my ass. Stupid Cartman…

Memory u would like to forget? See above. Oh, and my dad.

Do you have a crush on someone? Maybe..

If so who? I'm not tellin!

Do you have a best friend? Probably Jenny.

Do you rank your call waiting in order of favorite friends? …We have a phone?!

Who do you E-mail the most? No one, really.

Best Girl Friends: Jenny.

Best Guy Friends: Stan, Kyle and Cartman.

Who do you go to for advice? Whoever.

Who do you go to to talk to about girls or guys? The guys.

Who knows all your secrets? No one. No, me! J And Jenny knows most of them.

Who do you get the most surveys from (via e-mail): Uh…who cares?

Who are you jealous of? Anyone's who's parents care about them.

Who has the best room? Not mine, I can tell you that…

Who do you cry with/to? No one.

*~*Lets talk about sex*~* ~~~*~~*OK*~~*

What is your sexual preference (guys, girls, or both): Girls.

Have you ever Been in love: Maybe…

Did you ever dance around naked: It's too cold here to do that.

Are you a virgin?: Of course not, I'm a Pimp and I've screwed all my whores! (rolls eyes) I'm 8, what do you think?

*~*Have you ever?*~*

Mentally undressed someone: Who hasn't?

Followed your crush around?: Nope.

What are the most important qualities to have in your mate: She has to be hot! LOL. It'd also be nice of she was smart and funny…and had money she could give me….

What's the first thing you look for in a guy/girl: Hot!

What's the last thing you look for in a guy or a girl: Uh…

*~*Favoritez*~*

Color: Orange.

Movie: Asses of Fire.

Number: 69! ;)

Boy Name: Kenny!

Girl Name: Hum….I have a few….

Actress: Pamela Anderson Lee!

Actor: I don't know…

Animal: Anything but rats.

Music: Ah, whatever's not Pop.

Female Singer: Briteny Spears!

Male Singer: …..ah, I don't know…

TV Show: Terrance and Philip


 

What fun!

 

From: pansy@waffle.uk.com (Abigail)

To: Bigboned@aol.com (Cartman)

CC:  Imajew@aol.com (Kyle)

hoodedhotman@aol.com (Kenny)

IlveWendy@aol.com (Stan)

freak@waffle.uk.com (Slade)

 

Name: Abigail Rachel Pirrip-Hunter-Cartman.

Your Nickname: Well, people call me Abby, but I don't really like it.

Your Birthday: 20th February.

Your Location: At the moment? South Park.

School Name: South Park Elementary.

Sex: Female.

SIBLINGS: My twin brother, Phillip and my adoptive brother, Eric.

*~*About u~*~

Do you get tan?: Not really. I burn quite easily!

Do you have contacts or glasses?: No. Fortunately my eye-sight seems all right for the moment!

Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend? [blushes] Not really.

If so who?: I can't say.

*~*ARE YOU A*~*

Wuss: Well...I suppose I might be thought of as one.

Class Clown: I should think not!

Goodie 2 Shoes: Well, I presume so. I don't like to get into trouble!

Daydreamer: Occasionally.

Drunk: Certainly not!

Freak: I certainly hope not!

Bitch: Of course not!

Angel: No.

*~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*

Eaten an entire box of oreo's: How unhealthy would that be?! No!

Watched "Punky Brewster"?: What?

Hiked a mountain? Not really.

Death Valley on horseback? No.

Stayed home on a Saturday night just because? Well, yes!

 

*~*IN THE PAST WEEK, HAVE YOU*~*

Cried? Of course!

Not known the answer in class? Not really. Unless you count one of Mr. Garrisons more absurd questions!

cut yer hair? No, I'm growing it!

Worn a dress? Well, yes. I tend to prefer dungarees though!

Worn a tie? No.

Been mean? Of course not!

Been sarcastic? Certainly not!

Gone for a walk? Well, yes!

Gone out for dinner? Not in the last week.

Met someone new? Well, I did meet a few new people on the internet!

Said "I love you"? Not really.

Taken a test? At school? Yes. We have spelling tests regularly.

talked to an ex: I've never really dated someone, so I don't think so.

Missed someone? [nods] Yes, I miss the Hunters all the time. They were lovely.

Hugged someone? Yes. Mrs. Ca- I mean, Lia- I mean... Mother.

Danced with someone? [blushes] I'm not so good at dancing.

Had a nightmare? Well, yes. I tend to dream of a rail accident I was involved in, and it terrifies me.

Killed someone? I should think not!

Kissed someone? Besides mother? No.

 

*~*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU*~*

Showered? This morning.

What are you wearing right now? Oh just my normal dungarees, jacket and hat!

Are you lonely? Not particularly!

Are you hungry? No. I don't tend to get all that hungry!

Are you talking to someone online? Yes, I'm talking to Tina!

 

*~*THE FEELINGS SIDE*~*

Worst feeling in the world? ...well, I'm not sure. Regret?

Best feeling in the world: ...knowing that people care about you!

Have you met anyone famous? ...I once met the Chief Scout!

 

*~*THE PAST SIDE*~*

Memory [thing] you miss most? Well, I miss the Hunters. And I miss not having the opportunity to grow up with Phillip!

Thing u regret doing after u did it? Well, I used to feel bad about having survived the train crash when no-one else did.

Memory u would like to forget? [shudders] The moment of the crash. That haunts me to this day.

Do you have a crush on someone? [blushes] Um...yes.

If so who? [blushes deeper] ...Kyle.

Do you have a best friend? Of course!

Do you rank your call waiting in order of favorite friends? I don't ever get call waiting. Not many people want to call me, I suppose.

Who do you E-mail the most? Tina. [giggles] Silly huh? She lives just a few minutes walk away. I have quite a number of internet friends though!

Best Girl Friends: Tina Alvereze.

Best Guy Friends: I get on reasonably well with Phillip and Butters. At times, Kyle too.

Who do you go to for advice? Lia- I mean, Mother.

Who do you go to to talk to about girls or guys? Well, Tina I suppose.

Who knows all your secrets? Tina, again. We're close friends!

Who do you get the most surveys from (via e-mail): Oh too many people to name!

Who are you jealous of? I'm not sure. No-one, I don't think.

Who has the best room? I don't really know.

Who do you cry with/to? Most of my friends.

 

*~*Lets talk about sex*~* ~~~*~~*OK*~~*

What is your sexual preference (guys, girls, or both): [blinks] Blokes, of course!

Have you ever Been in love: Of course!

Did you ever dance around naked: [shocked] I should think not!!

Are you a virgin?: At eight years old? I should be surprised if anyone my age wasn't!

 

*~*Have you ever?*~*

Mentally undressed someone: Certainly not! I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing!

Followed your crush around?: [blushes] At times.

What are the most important qualities to have in your mate: Well...I suppose that they're nice and thoughtful.

What's the first thing you look for in a guy/girl: Mainly his personality. [blushes] But I'm drawn to blokes with nice eyes.

What's the last thing you look for in a guy or a girl: Well, I try and look at appearance last, but sometimes it's hard.

 

*~*Favoritez*~*

Color: Green and purple mainly. I also like cyan.

Movie: Hmm... Well, I tend to like Disney Films! I recently saw Hocus Pocus. That was very good...

Number: 3.

Boy Name: Hmmm... I like a number of names! Jamie is a nice name.

Girl Name: Well, I like the name Catherine a lot! Gosh, I suppose I'm biased by my siblings in the Hunter family, though.

Actress: Kate Winslet

Actor: Hugh Grant.

Animal: Hmm... Sea Monkeys, and turtles, and kittens! I'm allergic to cats fur though...

Music: Sound tracks. I also like Simon and Garfunkel!

Female Singer: Madonna is quite good.

Male Singer: Not sure.

TV Show: Well, Faulty Towers is good! Anime is also very good.

 

…Whatever….

 

From: freak@waffle.uk.com

To: pansy@waffle.uk.com (Abigail)

CC:

 

Name: ...Slade Martin Wilcox

Your Nickname: [scowls] ...Freak, I guess. And various alternatives.

Your Birthday: ...29th August.

Your Location: ...South Park.

School Name: ...South Park Elementary.

Sex: ...Male.

SIBLINGS: ...Robyn, my 4 year old little sister.

 

*~*About u~*~

Do you get tan?: [almost smirks] ...what do you think?

Do you have contacts or glasses?: [sighs] ...yes...

Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend? ...no.

If so who?: ...n/a...

 

*~*ARE YOU A*~*

Wuss: ...no.

Class Clown: ...no.

Goodie 2 Shoes: ...no.

Daydreamer: ...no.

Drunk: ...no.

Freak: [glares] ...who wrote this?! I'm NOT a freak.

Bitch: ...no.

Angel: ...no.

 

*~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*

Eaten an entire box of oreo's: ...no.

Watched "Punky Brewster"?: ...no.

Hiked a mountain? ...not by choice.

Death Valley on horseback? ...no.

Stayed home on a Saturday night just because? ...I always stay home Saturday night.

 

*~*IN THE PAST WEEK, HAVE YOU*~*

Cried? ...kinda.

Not known the answer in class? ... .... ....lots of times...

cut yer hair? ...yes.

Worn a dress? [scowls] ...not by choice.

Worn a tie? ...no.

Been mean? ...no.

Been sarcastic? ...kinda, I guess.

Gone for a walk? ...sure.

Gone out for dinner? ...no.

Met someone new? ...I guess. I'm still kinda new to school.

Said "I love you"? ...no.

Taken a test? ...yes.

talked to an ex: ...no, I haven't dated anyone.

Missed someone? [chokes]

Hugged someone? ...yes.

Danced with someone? ...kind of.

Had a nightmare? ...many times.

Killed someone? [looks away] ...not recently.

Kissed someone? ...no.

 

*~*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU*~*

Showered? ...yesterday.

What are you wearing right now? ...what I always wear. Jeans, my black jumper-fleece and my bandai.

Are you lonely? ...no.

Are you hungry? ...a little.

Are you talking to someone online? ...not really.

 

*~*THE FEELINGS SIDE*~*

Worst feeling in the world? ...guilt or helplessness.

Best feeling in the world: ... ...not saying.

Have you met anyone famous? ...no.

 

*~*THE PAST SIDE*~*

Memory [thing] you miss most? [stares at the floor] ...Felix.

Thing u regret doing after u did it? ...being born?

Memory u would like to forget? ...my parents.

Do you have a crush on someone? ... ... ...not saying.

If so who? ... ... ...still not saying.

Do you have a best friend? ...sure.

Do you rank your call waiting in order of favorite friends? ...I hate phones.

Who do you E-mail the most? ...I don't normally use a PC.

Best Girl Friends: ...Eve's my best friend.

Best Guy Friends: ...I get on okay with Jason and Mikki, I suppose.

Who do you go to for advice? ...Eve, or Mollie.

Who do you go to to talk to about girls or guys? ...I don't.

Who knows all your secrets? ...besides me? Eve knows a few.

Who do you get the most surveys from (via e-mail): ...dunno. Geno and Pip's Sister, I guess. Rachel normally deals with them.

Who are you jealous of? [scowls] ... ... ...Dion.

Who has the best room? ...do I care?

Who do you cry with/to? ... ...Eve, I suppose.

 

*~*Lets talk about sex*~* ~~~*~~*OK*~~*

What is your sexual preference (guys, girls, or both): [stares] ...what kind of stupid question is that? I'm straight!

Have you ever Been in love: ...not by choice.

Did you ever dance around naked: [stares] ...no!

Are you a virgin?: ... ...yes.

 

*~*Have you ever?*~*

Mentally undressed someone: [stares] ...no!

Followed your crush around?: ... ... ...not saying.

What are the most important qualities to have in your mate: ...I dunno.

What's the first thing you look for in a guy/girl: ...I don't. I'm not really interested in having a relationship with anyone.

What's the last thing you look for in a guy or a girl: ...see above answer.

 

*~*Favoritez*~*

Color: ...blue.

Movie: ...don't have one.

Number: ...dunno.

Boy Name: ...dunno.

Girl Name: ...dunno.

Actress: ...don't care.

Actor: ....still don't care.

Animal: ...dunno. Definitely not a dog, though.

Music: ...Mikki has some good stuff.

Female Singer: ...dunno.

Male Singer: ...still dunno.

TV Show: ...is there any point to me even answering these questions?


Yo Yo Yo

 

From: thaillspyda@jiggybam.com (Marion)

To: PurplebtchJ (Jenny)

CC: Bigboned@aol.com (Cartman)

 Imajew@aol.com (Kyle)

hoodedhotman@aol.com (Kenny)

IlveWendy@aol.com (Stan)

 

 

 

Name: Marion Miguel Hernandez

 

Your Nickname: Cubano Mariano, Ill Spider, Mr. Jiggedy Bam

 

Your Birthday: July 12

 

Your Location:. South Park, where the cold is mad jos.

 

School Name: South Park Elementary

 

Sex: Azaim! Oh... dat sex? I be a maheen, not a chickie... male.

 

SIBLINGS: No sorry!

 

 

*~*About u~*~

 

Do you get tan?: Hi-zell yes!

 

Do you have contacts or glasses?: NO YOS!

 

Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend? Azaim... no wiggidy bam jos. It's all whack like yo momma talks.

 

If so who?:

 

 

*~*ARE YOU A*~*

 

Wuss: No sorry!

 

Class Clown: YUP!

 

Goodie 2 Shoes: Nooooooooooo.

 

Daydreamer: Yi-zi-zep!

 

Drunk: Azaim, that's the niceness.

 

Freak: Wiggidy jos?

 

Bitch: Yo, I be a maheen and NOT a chickie!

 

Angel: Uhh... I said I be a MAHEEN!!!!

 

 

*~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*

 

Eaten an entire box of oreo's: No Yos.

 

Watched "Punky Brewster"?: What the hi-zell?

 

Hiked a mountain? No

 

Death Valley on horseback? Uhh... wha?

 

Stayed home on a Saturday night just because? Jiggy whack back.

 

 

*~*IN THE PAST WEEK, HAVE YOU*~*

 

Cried? No sorry!

 

Not known the answer in class? Yeah, so... it's all bam bam jos.

 

cut yer hair? No yos

 

Worn a dress? Yo, I an't being no chickie or no frickiedy cross dresser! I BE A MAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!

 

Worn a tie? No

 

Been mean? No, the ill spider is with the niceness.

 

Been sarcastic? No...

 

Gone for a walk? Yeah

 

Gone out for dinner? No

 

Met someone new? Yeah

 

Said "I love you"? No

 

Taken a test? Yeah

 

talked to an ex: No

 

Missed someone? Yeah

 

Hugged someone? No

 

Danced with someone? No (AZAIM! I broke my frickie bam pattern!)

 

Had a nightmare? Yi-zep.

 

Killed someone? NO!

 

Kissed someone? No

 

 

*~*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU*~*

 

Showered? Uhhhh... last month. Yo! I only be playin, get back here now! Last night, mah maheen.

 

What are you wearing right now? I be wearing my Spiderman costume! Hi-zell yeah! No, fo real, I be wearin' a blue shirt and my illness khakis with the niceness.

 

Are you lonely? Yeah

 

Are you hungry? Yeah

 

Are you talking to someone online? No

 

 

*~*THE FEELINGS SIDE*~*

 

Worst feeling in the world? Yo, it's gotta be when ya gots a crush on someone and they be taken.

 

Best feeling in the world: Being with that person you love...

 

Have you met anyone famous? No

 

 

*~*THE PAST SIDE*~*

 

Memory [thing] you miss most? ...mom. She be in a coma.

 

Thing u regret doing after u did it? Trying to be like other maheens when I know I be unique and shiznits.

 

Memory u would like to forget? Any shiznits involving dad.

 

Do you have a crush on someone? Yes

 

If so who? Jenny

 

Do you have a best friend? Yup!

 

Do you rank your call waiting in order of favorite friends? My what?

 

Who do you E-mail the most? Emergine

 

Best Girl Friends: Emergine and Jenny

 

Best Guy Friends: Jesse (RIP my maheen!) and Kyle ain't so whack jos, actually...

 

Who do you go to for advice? Jenny

 

Who do you go to to talk to about girls or guys? Nobody

 

Who knows all your secrets? Me

 

Who do you get the most surveys from (via e-mail): Nobody

 

Who are you jealous of? Kyle

 

Who has the best room? Uhhh... my room sucks, yo. Whack like yo momma talks!

 

Who do you cry with/to? Nobody! The ill spider does not cry!

 

 

*~*Lets talk about sex*~* ~~~*~~*OK*~~*

 

What is your sexual preference (guys, girls, or both): GIRLS! My god! You maheens be flexed up!

 

Have you ever Been in love: Yup

 

Did you ever dance around naked: Oh yeah, I be doin' that shiznit down at the strip club... NOT!

 

Are you a virgin?: Yi-zep

 

 

*~*Have you ever?*~*

 

Mentally undressed someone: That's the jiggidy bam jos... all frickie frickie bam bam... azaim.

 

Followed your crush around?: Yi-zep.

 

What are the most important qualities to have in your mate: Yo, she gotta be fly, and all jiggedy bam jos, ewwah wicked bam, and frickedy jos jos... plus wiggedy mack jos.

 

What's the first thing you look for in a guy/girl: The wicked wickieness of the bam bam jos ewwah dos.

 

What's the last thing you look for in a guy or a girl: The frickie whack jack ho's be in the diggy dam jos jos.

 

 

*~*Favoritez*~*

 

Color: Blue

 

Movie: X-Men

 

Number: 69! Hi-zell yeah, son!

 

Boy Name: It be Marion, yo! Azaim!

 

Girl Name: Lemuela

 

Actress: Sarah Michelle Gellar... oooh she got the frickie jos.

 

Actor: No sorry

 

Animal: The maheens can flex themselves.

 

Music: Jigga my nigga, I be the illest hip-hop... oooh DMX, the Dark Man X, do the jiggy bam... ewwah bam jos... the rap... azaimness...

 

Female Singer: Jennifer Lopez... oooh I wanna tap that... she be the ill chickie.

 

Male Singer: No sorry...

 

TV Show: Yo, I don't got no TV... no wickie one, anyway...

 

 


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