Q: What is your stance on Homosexuality?
A: The Looney Party adamantly maintains that homosexuality is extant

Q: What is your position on Heterosexuality?
A: All evidence we’ve seen suggests that it is not only unnatural but that it simply doesn’t exist

Q: Where do you stand on the War on Terror?
A: The Looney Party feels that terror should be eradicated and that to do so requires the civilized countries to band together and threaten to annihilate any country that refuses to completely and unconditionally bend to their collective will.  To supplement this plan and further persuade rogue countries that terrorism is wrong, occasionally a less technologically sophisticated country should be randomly chosen and bombed heavily until it surrenders.

Q: How would you deal with the threat of terrorists utilizing shoulder-launched missiles at passenger airplanes?
A: The Looney Party adamantly holds that such unfortunate events can be avoided by painting all the planes a sky-colored camouflage—if the terrorist can’t see the airplane he or she can’t shoot at it.

Q: Many people are clamoring for security measures, what would you do to ensure security of the nation-state?
A: The Looney Party would fervently and actively instantiate rigid security guidelines and personally guarantees that it won’t let a simple thing like human rights violations get in the way.